Crowbiwan > I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.. does that count? :P
Sleepy Dane > Crowbiwan 95% of all men have insane vagina-penetration desires, you're not "special"
Sleepy Dane > Crowbiwan 95% of all men have insane vagina-penetration desires, you're not "special"
Sable Schroedinger > if this is the bit where you dress up like a fireman and strip, I'll pass on the RP for tonight ;-)
TECOR > which means no
Sable Schroedinger > actually it means, I'm making a gladiators leather "skirt" for want of a better word, and a little distracted for anything heavy
TECOR > ffs that really is the end:)
TECOR > and you say i'm wierd with the fireman thing fuck it:)
Sable Schroedinger > and I didn't say you were wierd for the fireman thing/ just that I wasn't in the mood ;-)
Sable Schroedinger > too much of a good thing, burns you out, ya know? like mining :P
Sable Schroedinger > what can I say. leather skirts are a turn off
TECOR > firemen don't wear leather skirts.....hmm unless i'm doing it wrong
TECOR > /emote runs to the costume shop to kick off
TECOR > which means no
Sable Schroedinger > actually it means, I'm making a gladiators leather "skirt" for want of a better word, and a little distracted for anything heavy
TECOR > ffs that really is the end:)
TECOR > and you say i'm wierd with the fireman thing fuck it:)
Sable Schroedinger > and I didn't say you were wierd for the fireman thing/ just that I wasn't in the mood ;-)
Sable Schroedinger > too much of a good thing, burns you out, ya know? like mining :P
Sable Schroedinger > what can I say. leather skirts are a turn off
TECOR > firemen don't wear leather skirts.....hmm unless i'm doing it wrong
TECOR > /emote runs to the costume shop to kick off
Jacob Etienne > i love how the terminator movies present an analogy of the tier/t2 system in EVE
Jacob Etienne > first movie - bad guy has a tier one terminator, good guy has tier one human with leet skills - good wins
Jacob Etienne > second - bad guy has tier 2 terminator, good guy has tier one terminator with leet skills, good guy wins
Promon Delnai > only in eve
Promon Delnai > T2 equipment = good skills
Jacob Etienne > third, - bad guy has tech 2 terminator, good guy has tier one terminator, who smartbombs the bad guy to death - good guy wins
Jacob Etienne > i = clevar.
Promon Delnai > never saw the third one
Promon Delnai > heard it was crap
Jacob Etienne > it was
Jacob Etienne > it was/is
Jacob Etienne > its true though
Promon Delnai > but your analogy doesnt work
Promon Delnai > because having T2 gear = having good skills, to use the T2 gear
Jacob Etienne > first one, bad guy brings terminator - basically a tough human.. second one, bad guy brings uber terminator which can make stabby weapons... third one, bad guy brings a terminator that can shoot things and make guns
Jacob Etienne > i said tier 2
Jacob Etienne > not tech II
Jacob Etienne > as in raven = tier II caldari BS
Jacob Etienne > its like in the first one, they brought a scorp back in time
Jacob Etienne > who got pwnt by a ferox with t2 gear
Promon Delnai > to fight a ferox
Jacob Etienne > second one, they brought back a raven, who got pwnt by a scorp
Jacob Etienne > third, they brought back a carrier
Jacob Etienne > who got pwnt by a smartbomb scorp
Promon Delnai > i wouldnt want to smartbomb a carreir to death
Promon Delnai > tahtd be tedious
Jacob Etienne > ok, the analogy breaks down there
Jacob Etienne > maybe a HAC instead of a carrier
Jacob Etienne > first movie - bad guy has a tier one terminator, good guy has tier one human with leet skills - good wins
Jacob Etienne > second - bad guy has tier 2 terminator, good guy has tier one terminator with leet skills, good guy wins
Promon Delnai > only in eve
Promon Delnai > T2 equipment = good skills
Jacob Etienne > third, - bad guy has tech 2 terminator, good guy has tier one terminator, who smartbombs the bad guy to death - good guy wins
Jacob Etienne > i = clevar.
Promon Delnai > never saw the third one
Promon Delnai > heard it was crap
Jacob Etienne > it was
Jacob Etienne > it was/is
Jacob Etienne > its true though
Promon Delnai > but your analogy doesnt work
Promon Delnai > because having T2 gear = having good skills, to use the T2 gear
Jacob Etienne > first one, bad guy brings terminator - basically a tough human.. second one, bad guy brings uber terminator which can make stabby weapons... third one, bad guy brings a terminator that can shoot things and make guns
Jacob Etienne > i said tier 2
Jacob Etienne > not tech II
Jacob Etienne > as in raven = tier II caldari BS
Jacob Etienne > its like in the first one, they brought a scorp back in time
Jacob Etienne > who got pwnt by a ferox with t2 gear
Promon Delnai > to fight a ferox
Jacob Etienne > second one, they brought back a raven, who got pwnt by a scorp
Jacob Etienne > third, they brought back a carrier
Jacob Etienne > who got pwnt by a smartbomb scorp
Promon Delnai > i wouldnt want to smartbomb a carreir to death
Promon Delnai > tahtd be tedious
Jacob Etienne > ok, the analogy breaks down there
Jacob Etienne > maybe a HAC instead of a carrier
Rose Angel > hey.. at least our thongs match
Rose Angel > =P
Hectic > true
Hectic > that is a bonus
PsycheAnalyzer > definately
Rose Angel > lol.... oi
Rose Angel > i am wearing a thong right now... and its getting too friendly
Rose Angel > =P
Hectic > true
Hectic > that is a bonus
PsycheAnalyzer > definately
Rose Angel > lol.... oi
Rose Angel > i am wearing a thong right now... and its getting too friendly
KilROCK > btw, since stavros is buying one of my pilgrim/curse packs, that automaticly makes me cool.
skintsaint > 2006.10.18 03:31 Training of your penis to 5 inches has been completed.
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids
<Molle> im afraid of spiders.
Jadis Jade > Khanid Peace Corps is now recruiting pilots operating in Khanid Space. We provide services for the Royal Khanid Navy. Convo me if interested.
Canine Fiend > what kind of "Services"
Canine Fiend > I may be interested in one of your "Bottom level" positions
Jadis Jade > lovely
Jadis Jade > We run mission for the Royal Khanid Navy.
Canine Fiend > can you provide instant gratification?
Jadis Jade > We will also do gangs into 0.0 in the future to bring Khanid peace to the meanies
Canine Fiend > while maintaining a professional and safe work enviroment providing these services?
Jadis Jade > **points to 7 Mega Beam Laser Banks** sure
Canine Fiend > ooh, where are you gunna put those?
Jadis Jade > **points to exploding Centatis Phantasm** there
Canine Fiend > Can you make me explode phantasmically?
Canine Fiend > I'm having trouble with "fufillment" recently
Jadis Jade > thats too bad
Canine Fiend > what kind of "Services"
Canine Fiend > I may be interested in one of your "Bottom level" positions
Jadis Jade > lovely
Jadis Jade > We run mission for the Royal Khanid Navy.
Canine Fiend > can you provide instant gratification?
Jadis Jade > We will also do gangs into 0.0 in the future to bring Khanid peace to the meanies
Canine Fiend > while maintaining a professional and safe work enviroment providing these services?
Jadis Jade > **points to 7 Mega Beam Laser Banks** sure
Canine Fiend > ooh, where are you gunna put those?
Jadis Jade > **points to exploding Centatis Phantasm** there
Canine Fiend > Can you make me explode phantasmically?
Canine Fiend > I'm having trouble with "fufillment" recently
Jadis Jade > thats too bad
Kamikaze Hoe > Would anyone like a hand job in private chat? for 2 million isk to buy a new ship XXX
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
<Virtuozzo> well, amarr suck, or will suck, until tux puts them in heat