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ragman1 > your corp member just agres in dnr
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
Kinete Jenius > Krikey I fell asleep mostly on accident and realized I was asleep while experiencing a nightmare.. SO since I couldn't change the dream for some reason (guess cause it was a nightmare) my solution was to start viciously punching myself in the nuts.
Kinete Jenius > Till I woke up
Nolak Ataru > you.... but.... what?
Little Chubby > wtf
Little Chubby > I just learned that 'pontificate' does not actually refer to the Pope shitting in the woods.
Endo Dy > bbl gonna watch a movie with the gf
Teh Gaunt > what iz gf?
WarGod > boyfriend without a penis
Odessa Li'Soloni > there are no good fights in high sec
Odessa Li'Soloni > only robust mongoloids hitting each other with pool noodles
Ryan Rs > I'm just saying you can't point to satellite lag and say that anime snipers shooting mechanical crabs is unrealistic.
Kasumi Narita > talwar gank jumping from YMJ
Kasumi Narita > mostly capsules
Top Hat Arkena: GLORY TO THE PLASMA CANNON
Top Hat Arkena: Hit LAV driver
Ultra Gigga Cat: Plasma Cannon is probably a virgin
Ultra Gigga Cat: No girlgun would want it
DUST Fiend: It shoots its load fast enough to be a virgin anyways
Midnight(Mobius): OH SHIT
DUST Fiend: ;)
Top Hat Arkena: Oh DUST Fiend
Midnight(Mobius): .25 seconds to blow
Top Hat Arkena: xD
Ultra Gigga Cat: 0.65 seconds
Ultra Gigga Cat: And the operation skill reduces it by 25%
DUST Fiend: you really have to know how to finess it
blasharga : Why am i almost the only person on mumble?
Marcus Demitri : Did you forget deodorant this morning?
JamesS - So what IS the best boob gif
wizzard66 - i can link a picture of me
JamesS - Man boobs FTW
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