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#1091 + ( 15 ) -inappropriate?

Ryoken > Yeah so guess what?
Jillian > What?
Ryoken > MY girl friend dumped me -_-
Jillian > Awwww im sorry, how come?
Ryoken > Because I say baby to my Apoc more then I say it to her.
Jillian > Your ganna let this game cross over into your life if you dont stop playing it soon
Ryoken > It already has, Now im just waiting to get fired, they don't know I have Eve installed on the server at work.
Jillian > Really?
Ryoken > Yeah, its amazing how nice Eve runs on a Dual Xeon machine with a T1, you would wet yourself
Jillian > uhhhh, how about no
Ryoken > lol, mabey not wet i meant blowyour mind.
Jillian > O gawd
Ryoken > What?
Jillian > Nothing, (men)

#7857 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Hitalorl > btw can you blow gate guns?
Tslin Urquell > no
Aidan Columb > that question was edging onto the "did he really say that?" terriotory
Tslin Urquell > lol, yeah kinda
Hitalorl > why? you can blow concord ships ...

#7195 + ( 20 ) -inappropriate?

lymonath > what everyone up to today
Fallen Elite > Well, I was just moving shit right?
Fallen Elite > And this guy comes up to me all cool
Fallen Elite > And then we did the Mash!
Fallen Elite > We did the Monster Mash!
Fallen Elite > It was a Graveyard Smash!
Fallen Elite > We did the Mash!
Fallen Elite > It Caught on in a Flash!
Fallen Elite > And then I died.
Fallen Elite > More importantly, he killed the Exotic Dancers I had in my cargo.
Fallen Elite > =(

#6294 + ( 19 ) -inappropriate?

Elizabelle > I can't believe there is no station in Bar...
Ecko Zhammi > and i cant believe there is no bar in this station

#11602 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Kayahtyk > i take it ur mom has been helping him with that then huh?
Baalkon > mom jokes are so 1990's
Screaming Blade > i came from 1991 and am here for your mom

#10832 + ( -2 ) -inappropriate?

Lamorte DeTout > wow, it's like my old hotmail account, but only with more spam

#6066 + ( 20 ) -inappropriate?

Devilish Ledoux > Suicide is never the answer, as long as homicide is an option.

#9013 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

mystichunter747 > anybody got 3 mill i could have i lost my ship in a mission
mystichunter747 > plz
mystichunter747 > come on guys plz
Steamrunner > really?
Steamrunner > what mission?
mystichunter747 > yer
mystichunter747 > lvl 1 im a noob
mystichunter747 > i cant rember wot guy tho
mystichunter747 > plz man?
Steamrunner > and you need 3 million to buy ship for level 1 mission?
mystichunter747 > yer
mystichunter747 > i cant do dem in frigates
mystichunter747 > i just die all the time
frognugget > you should be able to
mystichunter747 > or 2 mill plz
mystichunter747 > i cant
Steamrunner > how about you post yer kill mail then
[mystichunter747 > how?
Steamrunner > you have to hold down ctrl and press q
[mystichunter747 > sure
[mystichunter747 > plz just 1 mill den ? it is christmas
mystichunter747 > come on plz?
Steamrunner > nah if you suck so bad you die on lvl1 you should fuck off back to WoW

#3045 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Komisches > I said "waggles it" not "plays with it"
Darius Shakor > so waggling isn't playing?
Komisches > naww Darius
Komisches > haven't you ever heard that song?
Ethidium Bromide > there are songs about waggling your penis?
Komisches > "Does your dick hang low, does it waggle to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie in in a bow"
Ethidium Bromide > ROFL
Komisches > "can you sling it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, does your dick, hang, low?"
Ethidium Bromide > OMG
* Darius Shakor falls off the chair
Demiurge Ialdaboth > Whats the name of that? I'm gonna download it
* Komisches smirks *
Ethidium Bromide > yeah i want that too:)
Demiurge Ialdaboth > Or request it on EVE radio

#872 + ( 11 ) -inappropriate?

<Super_Monkey> I see FTL on my clothes, and I think "Faster Than Light" before I think "fruit of the loom"