Vessui > quote me in your bio and you win a cookie, or a penis in the ass - whatever I feel like
Augin - Fuck you Ruzo, haha
Ruzo - No, I won't fuck you
Ruzo - I'll rape you though
Augin - You can't rape the willing
Ruzo - No, I won't fuck you
Ruzo - I'll rape you though
Augin - You can't rape the willing
Taranour > ok think I fixed my DVDRom with violence and lube
Ulasim > Yes the reason goons are rampaging in high sec is because MC has 2 hulk BPOs.
* Taua Roqa puts ulasims head into oven, thinking it is a turkey
* Taua Roqa puts ulasims head into oven, thinking it is a turkey
Koiraini > that would just be poetic justice, ceo of a pirate corp suicide ganked in jita by a bunch of bears
Koiraini > all the while smacking in local "Working as intended, Bitch"
Koiraini > all the while smacking in local "Working as intended, Bitch"
Zorlya > im still not feeling too well
Zorlya > coughing and splattering all over
Coupo > stop drinking cum then
Lunaticdie04 > ive been doing that all week, no1 seemed to care
Coupo > noone cares about you though luna
BrightPidgeon > luna's been drinking cum all week? :/
Lunaticdie04 > :/
Zorlya > coughing and splattering all over
Coupo > stop drinking cum then
Lunaticdie04 > ive been doing that all week, no1 seemed to care
Coupo > noone cares about you though luna
BrightPidgeon > luna's been drinking cum all week? :/
Lunaticdie04 > :/
Mang0o > damn i left yasterday for pussy but tbh id rather want that fight then pussy
Truthbringer > muhahaha
Truthbringer > my april fools joke is complete
Truthbringer > Dear former parents, As per the teachings of the great L. Ron Hubbard, I have been instructed to disconnect from you because you are suppressive to me. You evaluate for me, invalidate me, interrupt me and remove all my gains. ...
Truthbringer > And you are destroying me. The Church of Scientology prohibits me from further contact and as such I will be disconnecting my phone and moving to where I can remove myself from antagonistic elements and embark on a journey of true adoration.
Truthbringer > your former son
Truthbringer > I wonder how long my mom will freak out
Nallii > she'll probably send you a letter bomb
Truthbringer > my april fools joke is complete
Truthbringer > Dear former parents, As per the teachings of the great L. Ron Hubbard, I have been instructed to disconnect from you because you are suppressive to me. You evaluate for me, invalidate me, interrupt me and remove all my gains. ...
Truthbringer > And you are destroying me. The Church of Scientology prohibits me from further contact and as such I will be disconnecting my phone and moving to where I can remove myself from antagonistic elements and embark on a journey of true adoration.
Truthbringer > your former son
Truthbringer > I wonder how long my mom will freak out
Nallii > she'll probably send you a letter bomb
<spiralJunkie> I was having sex with this chick
<spiralJunkie> like, hot
<spiralJunkie> then halfway through, turns out it was a man
<spiralJunkie> but I was half done, so kept going
<spiralJunkie> like, hot
<spiralJunkie> then halfway through, turns out it was a man
<spiralJunkie> but I was half done, so kept going
Pinky Denmark > fuck - I have had learning level 5 at 99% done for like a few month without finishing it :D