<adi112358> it's strange that playing eve makes one thing 30-50 AU is a short distance
<adi112358> it's only 30 au to pluto
<adi112358> granted, the directional scanner only goes as far as uranus
<Entity> my "directional scanner" indeed only goes as far as "uranus"
<adi112358> it's only 30 au to pluto
<adi112358> granted, the directional scanner only goes as far as uranus
<Entity> my "directional scanner" indeed only goes as far as "uranus"
Veranius > salvage complete
Kevin Kenobi > you need to say it in vent like that skill training lady
Kevin Kenobi > 'skill training complete'
Veranius > lol
Veranius > I don't have that sexy yet robotic voice though
Kevin Kenobi > aww
Kevin Kenobi > no point then
Kevin Kenobi > you need to say it in vent like that skill training lady
Kevin Kenobi > 'skill training complete'
Veranius > lol
Veranius > I don't have that sexy yet robotic voice though
Kevin Kenobi > aww
Kevin Kenobi > no point then
Bronnwynn > ooops
Bronnwynn > glad I've got a passive tank
Fast Eddie > O.o
Bronnwynn > Went afk to fap after entering mission.. sitting here alive still.
Bronnwynn > glad I've got a passive tank
Fast Eddie > O.o
Bronnwynn > Went afk to fap after entering mission.. sitting here alive still.
Verone > man, i'm in a room full of homos
Verone > i'd be well out of the closet and banging members of my corp if i was a homo :3
Verone > i'd be well out of the closet and banging members of my corp if i was a homo :3
mulletor > balex back in local
mulletor > oh wait barrel of monkey spunk
Dhante > brb taking a bath
mulletor > oh wait barrel of monkey spunk
Dhante > brb taking a bath
Futuristic Eagle > I just caught my dad masturbating over porn
Curse VonPilgrim > and then u decided to share with us
Siphaanu > was it good porn?
Blake Zacary > was it your porn or his own
Futuristic Eagle > Right now, Im more glad of not entering a room then any other occasion in my life.
Futuristic Eagle > This is the same day I found a used condom lying around after he hasnt had a girl over for ages
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Curse VonPilgrim > to much info
Blake Zacary > do you ever leave your gf alone with him ?
KillahB > dude
Curse VonPilgrim > hes got a bf lol
Gixxer 1000 > ouch!
KillahB > or
KillahB > does your bum hurt ?
Gixxer 1000 > Foster's, Australian for beer!
Curse VonPilgrim > Killaaaa EEEWWWWWW
Futuristic Eagle > I haven't introduced my GF to my Dad, and I dont think I will now.
KillahB > lol
Jenina Hawke > Killahs question was kind of relevant :p
Blake Zacary > I can just picture your face when he 'shakes hands' with her
Gixxer 1000 > If she's hot, then he's probably already spanked a few off to her.
Futuristic Eagle > xD
KillahB > cmon
KillahB > dont see hats wrong wth him masturbating to porn
KillahB > its more than natural
Futuristic Eagle > It is wrong when your 17 year old son catches you
Futuristic Eagle > And no, my ass does not hurt :S
Gixxer 1000 > I'm getting ready to throw on off myself over Eagle's GF.
Jenina Hawke > I think it is the "it's a dad, they are not supposed to have sexual fantasies" problem
Siphaanu > quite oppposite, you should learn from your old man
Curse VonPilgrim > hahaha
Futuristic Eagle > I dont want to
Blake Zacary > well like they say , you can beat an egg , you can even beat your enemies but you can't beat a good wank !
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Futuristic Eagle > Im gonna go throw up now, BRB.
Gixxer 1000 > Be careful to use the "right" towel!
Blake Zacary > something about mary came to mind
Curse VonPilgrim > and then u decided to share with us
Siphaanu > was it good porn?
Blake Zacary > was it your porn or his own
Futuristic Eagle > Right now, Im more glad of not entering a room then any other occasion in my life.
Futuristic Eagle > This is the same day I found a used condom lying around after he hasnt had a girl over for ages
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Curse VonPilgrim > to much info
Blake Zacary > do you ever leave your gf alone with him ?
KillahB > dude
Curse VonPilgrim > hes got a bf lol
Gixxer 1000 > ouch!
KillahB > or
KillahB > does your bum hurt ?
Gixxer 1000 > Foster's, Australian for beer!
Curse VonPilgrim > Killaaaa EEEWWWWWW
Futuristic Eagle > I haven't introduced my GF to my Dad, and I dont think I will now.
KillahB > lol
Jenina Hawke > Killahs question was kind of relevant :p
Blake Zacary > I can just picture your face when he 'shakes hands' with her
Gixxer 1000 > If she's hot, then he's probably already spanked a few off to her.
Futuristic Eagle > xD
KillahB > cmon
KillahB > dont see hats wrong wth him masturbating to porn
KillahB > its more than natural
Futuristic Eagle > It is wrong when your 17 year old son catches you
Futuristic Eagle > And no, my ass does not hurt :S
Gixxer 1000 > I'm getting ready to throw on off myself over Eagle's GF.
Jenina Hawke > I think it is the "it's a dad, they are not supposed to have sexual fantasies" problem
Siphaanu > quite oppposite, you should learn from your old man
Curse VonPilgrim > hahaha
Futuristic Eagle > I dont want to
Blake Zacary > well like they say , you can beat an egg , you can even beat your enemies but you can't beat a good wank !
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Futuristic Eagle > Im gonna go throw up now, BRB.
Gixxer 1000 > Be careful to use the "right" towel!
Blake Zacary > something about mary came to mind
<Hangman> i hurt my back in the shower, and i don't think i was wanking
IREVastar > Caldari pray for more drakes
Gellante pray for less
Amarr pray for more slaves
the Minmatar wear a dress
Gellante pray for less
Amarr pray for more slaves
the Minmatar wear a dress
Slimy Worm > ill give u money if u give me money
Slimy Worm > we play a game
Xaiff Valkuur > idk
Xaiff Valkuur > doesn't sound too fun
Xaiff Valkuur > like png... pong is fun
Xaiff Valkuur > do you like pong??
Slimy Worm > no
Xaiff Valkuur > with all of that cutting edge gameplay in it
Slimy Worm > i like rugby and football
Xaiff Valkuur > how can you not like pong?!
Slimy Worm > i gave you money now give me money
Xaiff Valkuur > it's got like 10 levels in it
Xaiff Valkuur > so it is like pong
Xaiff Valkuur > the ball is in my court now
Xaiff Valkuur > better watch this one, there's a spin on it
Xaiff Valkuur > boop
Slimy Worm > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > it's coming at me so fast, how will I get to it in time?!
Xaiff Valkuur > BAM
Xaiff Valkuur > put some power into that one
Slimy Worm > *stretches really far*
Xaiff Valkuur > woah, that one was out
Slimy Worm > *makes it over as a blooper*
Xaiff Valkuur > hit the net
Xaiff Valkuur > my serve
Xaiff Valkuur > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > right on the corner
Xaiff Valkuur > damn I have somke good aim
Slimy Worm > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > oh man, this is getting exciting
Xaiff Valkuur > kapow
Slimy Worm > kabang
Xaiff Valkuur > ah damn, I missed that one, your serve
Xaiff Valkuur > bette rmake it a big one, this is the tie breaker
Xaiff Valkuur > well lets see it,no running the clock
Slimy Worm > *waits for ball to be handed to him by opponent*
Xaiff Valkuur > fine... bring your own ball next time
Slimy Worm > *misses shot*
Slimy Worm > well, looks like you win
Slimy Worm > good game
Xaiff Valkuur > woooo
Xaiff Valkuur > and the champion remains undefeated
Slimy Worm > ill take my 100k isk as consolation
Xaiff Valkuur > the crowd is going wild
Slimy Worm > but it wont heal the wound in my heart
Xaiff Valkuur > because you got pwnt
Xaiff Valkuur > i reamain the isk pong champ
Slimy Worm > that you do
Slimy Worm > even that 100k i earned wont change that
Xaiff Valkuur > no it wont. I suggest practice, your serve blows...
Xaiff Valkuur > I mean... how do you miss it?
Xaiff Valkuur > pfft... noob
Slimy Worm > we play a game
Xaiff Valkuur > idk
Xaiff Valkuur > doesn't sound too fun
Xaiff Valkuur > like png... pong is fun
Xaiff Valkuur > do you like pong??
Slimy Worm > no
Xaiff Valkuur > with all of that cutting edge gameplay in it
Slimy Worm > i like rugby and football
Xaiff Valkuur > how can you not like pong?!
Slimy Worm > i gave you money now give me money
Xaiff Valkuur > it's got like 10 levels in it
Xaiff Valkuur > so it is like pong
Xaiff Valkuur > the ball is in my court now
Xaiff Valkuur > better watch this one, there's a spin on it
Xaiff Valkuur > boop
Slimy Worm > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > it's coming at me so fast, how will I get to it in time?!
Xaiff Valkuur > BAM
Xaiff Valkuur > put some power into that one
Slimy Worm > *stretches really far*
Xaiff Valkuur > woah, that one was out
Slimy Worm > *makes it over as a blooper*
Xaiff Valkuur > hit the net
Xaiff Valkuur > my serve
Xaiff Valkuur > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > right on the corner
Xaiff Valkuur > damn I have somke good aim
Slimy Worm > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > oh man, this is getting exciting
Xaiff Valkuur > kapow
Slimy Worm > kabang
Xaiff Valkuur > ah damn, I missed that one, your serve
Xaiff Valkuur > bette rmake it a big one, this is the tie breaker
Xaiff Valkuur > well lets see it,no running the clock
Slimy Worm > *waits for ball to be handed to him by opponent*
Xaiff Valkuur > fine... bring your own ball next time
Slimy Worm > *misses shot*
Slimy Worm > well, looks like you win
Slimy Worm > good game
Xaiff Valkuur > woooo
Xaiff Valkuur > and the champion remains undefeated
Slimy Worm > ill take my 100k isk as consolation
Xaiff Valkuur > the crowd is going wild
Slimy Worm > but it wont heal the wound in my heart
Xaiff Valkuur > because you got pwnt
Xaiff Valkuur > i reamain the isk pong champ
Slimy Worm > that you do
Slimy Worm > even that 100k i earned wont change that
Xaiff Valkuur > no it wont. I suggest practice, your serve blows...
Xaiff Valkuur > I mean... how do you miss it?
Xaiff Valkuur > pfft... noob
<splinter> your not abusing aj are you ?
<wizzard66> he wishes
<wizzard66> my abusing would leave him unable to wear woolen sweaters for over 3 weeks
<wizzard66> he wishes
<wizzard66> my abusing would leave him unable to wear woolen sweaters for over 3 weeks