Cirvix > weeee
Ignatzmaximov > toilets are at the back of the ship....
Enok > humm so your telling me the toilet in the megathron is in the bridge?
Digger demon > no... it is the bridge... ;)
Akaro Skyfang > No, the toilet is the Captain's chair
Enok > thats why they're such good pilots?
Akaro Skyfang > Exactly
Enok > okey
Enok > /emote takes a dump
Ignatzmaximov > whats that smell????
Cirvix > enok
Ignatzmaximov > he better see the medic... i think he has a bowel infection....
Ignatzmaximov > toilets are at the back of the ship....
Enok > humm so your telling me the toilet in the megathron is in the bridge?
Digger demon > no... it is the bridge... ;)
Akaro Skyfang > No, the toilet is the Captain's chair
Enok > thats why they're such good pilots?
Akaro Skyfang > Exactly
Enok > okey
Enok > /emote takes a dump
Ignatzmaximov > whats that smell????
Cirvix > enok
Ignatzmaximov > he better see the medic... i think he has a bowel infection....
J Thilla > hey jih did u knwo eve is broken
jih chop > uh, no?
J Thilla > yep large bountie faction rats = no good loot = eve is broken
jih chop > are you being serious or sarcastic?
Codin Ormolu > well git and smity got faction loot, I remember one Itime I got none that first time
J Thilla > the 4 mil and higher faction rats i have never heard of any kinda good loot
jih chop > I've only EVER gotten 1 dread spawn - and harvested a dread invul from it
Codin Ormolu > that's the best mod I have heard coming out of ry
jih chop > but I DO know that on the release of trinity CCP nerfed the hell outta loot/salv
jih chop > matbe they did it again w/ QR
jih chop > friggin GiT falls outta bed, lands on a dread spawn
J Thilla > probally
jih chop > walks across room, stubs toe on a dread spawn
Codin Ormolu > haha
jih chop > pours bowl of cereal - the prize is a dread spawn
J Thilla > lol
J Thilla > u get a priz ein box?
jih chop > I swear to god the guy could shit, flush, and left there in the bottom of the bowl would be a dread spawn
jih chop > uh, no?
J Thilla > yep large bountie faction rats = no good loot = eve is broken
jih chop > are you being serious or sarcastic?
Codin Ormolu > well git and smity got faction loot, I remember one Itime I got none that first time
J Thilla > the 4 mil and higher faction rats i have never heard of any kinda good loot
jih chop > I've only EVER gotten 1 dread spawn - and harvested a dread invul from it
Codin Ormolu > that's the best mod I have heard coming out of ry
jih chop > but I DO know that on the release of trinity CCP nerfed the hell outta loot/salv
jih chop > matbe they did it again w/ QR
jih chop > friggin GiT falls outta bed, lands on a dread spawn
J Thilla > probally
jih chop > walks across room, stubs toe on a dread spawn
Codin Ormolu > haha
jih chop > pours bowl of cereal - the prize is a dread spawn
J Thilla > lol
J Thilla > u get a priz ein box?
jih chop > I swear to god the guy could shit, flush, and left there in the bottom of the bowl would be a dread spawn
* Biomecca sometimes forgets it's his dad when the lights are off
<tests> sui is my character still in red fed?
<sui> probably
<tests> anyways beware the lack of waffles
<tests> the eggo factory got wiped out by a flood or something
<tests> i'm not even making that up
<Squee> never heard of either
<tests> either what?
<Squee> red fed or "eggo factory"
<tests> ...
<tests> eggo
<tests> the company that makes waffles
<Squee> oh
<Squee> didn't uh
<Squee> nevermind
<sui> probably
<tests> anyways beware the lack of waffles
<tests> the eggo factory got wiped out by a flood or something
<tests> i'm not even making that up
<Squee> never heard of either
<tests> either what?
<Squee> red fed or "eggo factory"
<tests> ...
<tests> eggo
<tests> the company that makes waffles
<Squee> oh
<Squee> didn't uh
<Squee> nevermind
Malcolm Roberts > how come there's a Dominix but not a Dominatrix?
Vexont > Lets assume you are correct, that your guns DO do more damage
Vexont > how in the holy mother of FUCK do they?
Jagger E > you said dodo
Vexont > harf harf harf /3rd grade voice
Jagger E > i like dodo birds.
Vexont > they are extinct...
Jagger E > i used to have a pet dodo
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > dude
Vexont > they are extinct
Jagger E > nah dawg, they're alive
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > that was probably the most fail lie EVER
Jagger E > they lied, they just don't want you to hunt them
Vexont > how in the holy mother of FUCK do they?
Jagger E > you said dodo
Vexont > harf harf harf /3rd grade voice
Jagger E > i like dodo birds.
Vexont > they are extinct...
Jagger E > i used to have a pet dodo
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > dude
Vexont > they are extinct
Jagger E > nah dawg, they're alive
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > that was probably the most fail lie EVER
Jagger E > they lied, they just don't want you to hunt them
Spyke> he has a Gf now?
Lupus> lets just hope she has fluid extraction trained to 5
Lupus> lets just hope she has fluid extraction trained to 5
<%D2> Mud you awake
<KomradeVirtunov> They say if you say his name three times, he'll appear out of the mist and try to get you addicted to morphine.
<KomradeVirtunov> They say if you say his name three times, he'll appear out of the mist and try to get you addicted to morphine.
Penelope Perminas > Riv, I dont know how to tell you this, but Dildos are not shaped like that :(
Duckeye > ugh, these socks smell like a horse squirted some projectile diarrhea into howard sterns mouth after he died of alcohol poisoning from sticking a bottle of vodka up his ass and falling asleep in his hammock on the beach of his mansion in florida