xS LorD > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
xS LorD > EPIC facepalm moment
Tobin Shalim > tried to hold it in too long?
xS LorD > my mate send me a zip called gay_porn.zip, as a joke
Lord Raxxis > can we swing by g95 if poss?
xS LorD > coz he needed to send me shit
xS LorD > AND MY DAD COME IN AND SAW THIS FOLDER CALLED GAY PORN OPEN ....
Aerok > haha :D
TinkerHell > awesome
Forgon > lol
Tobin Shalim > pwnt
xS LorD > he started speaking, saw the folder, stopped speaking, dodgy look, then walked out
xS LorD > i was like witf
xS LorD > turned to my second moniter
xS LorD > GAY PORN is maxamised
Aerok > lol
Forgon > hahahah
Tobin Shalim > epic pwnt
xS LorD > i feeel so fkn embarassed
Lord Raxxis > u were beaten ti ghey pornz!
Aerok > he might wanna have a talk with you now :D
Genesis Forge > Son....so u know what GIRLS are for?
xS LorD > EPIC facepalm moment
Tobin Shalim > tried to hold it in too long?
xS LorD > my mate send me a zip called gay_porn.zip, as a joke
Lord Raxxis > can we swing by g95 if poss?
xS LorD > coz he needed to send me shit
xS LorD > AND MY DAD COME IN AND SAW THIS FOLDER CALLED GAY PORN OPEN ....
Aerok > haha :D
TinkerHell > awesome
Forgon > lol
Tobin Shalim > pwnt
xS LorD > he started speaking, saw the folder, stopped speaking, dodgy look, then walked out
xS LorD > i was like witf
xS LorD > turned to my second moniter
xS LorD > GAY PORN is maxamised
Aerok > lol
Forgon > hahahah
Tobin Shalim > epic pwnt
xS LorD > i feeel so fkn embarassed
Lord Raxxis > u were beaten ti ghey pornz!
Aerok > he might wanna have a talk with you now :D
Genesis Forge > Son....so u know what GIRLS are for?
Hitome Kei > real girl with real emotions and mood swings and.... they hate it
Ekir Atari > LIES! Real girls don't play MMOs. ;) hehe j/k.
Hitome Kei > /emote looks at her boobs and shrugs
Leopold Caine > And real girl with connection problems.
Hitome Kei > guess they are not real
Leopold Caine > Good luck with fixing those.
Hitome Kei > what the connections or the boobs
Hitome Kei > did i actually say this out loud?
Ekir Atari > LIES! Real girls don't play MMOs. ;) hehe j/k.
Hitome Kei > /emote looks at her boobs and shrugs
Leopold Caine > And real girl with connection problems.
Hitome Kei > guess they are not real
Leopold Caine > Good luck with fixing those.
Hitome Kei > what the connections or the boobs
Hitome Kei > did i actually say this out loud?
Bickalh > Mining, PVE: Take that Veldspar! 60 m³ dps, yeah! I need back up, call the nukers: Veldspar takes 540 m³ dps. Veldspar is depleted. Hooray!!!
Bickalh > Oh noes, Scordite!!!
Bickalh > ;-)
Bickalh > Oh noes, Scordite!!!
Bickalh > ;-)
Cortrano > when missioning shoud I stick to a system or not ?
ISD Undista > yes?
ISD Undista > yes?
flashfresh > (linked McNoTo) --> betcha he's cloaked in a rapier and watching us...
DeathStar > prolly 5 km off me
flashfresh > probably masturbating at being so close to being found. it's his only excitement
DeathStar > prolly 5 km off me
flashfresh > probably masturbating at being so close to being found. it's his only excitement
Lilla Kharn > nope but a speed tank is awesome
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Sobe Power > do i look like an idiot?
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
Discrodia > Mjolnir Torpedo <3
SPACEMUTANT > WICKED!
SPACEMUTANT > lightsaber dildo
SPACEMUTANT > WICKED!
SPACEMUTANT > lightsaber dildo
<@sharigan> I dunno then
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed