Damien Arcuri > doesn't matter if you get no bounties and no good drone compounds. there are no BS in wildcat
Max Payne > only cougars?
Max Payne > only cougars?
Jenny Wimbishi> So, here I was, sitting at the comp plugging in the same old repetative build orders, when I hear this sound.
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
Vincent VonGleet > Oh god... I just farted and I think I lost a cornea.
Theo Samaritan warps into bedspace
Theo Samaritan > goodnight people
Theo Samaritan > goodnight people
kr0nin > could you catch a fart and paint it green ? :-)
Barbens > yea unelss its a mystical flying fish
Barbens > yea unelss its a mystical flying fish
Don Tiberon > woman strip you of your man hood...trust me i am here in my home made pod sitting in front of the computer
Zakuza > i need to test out my tempy u want to hit me for a bit
Tim Brewer > lol sure im bored
Zakuza > aight give me one sec
Zakuza > just dont blow my ass up tim lol
Tim Brewer > lol
Tim Brewer > i dont think i can beat a tempest
Zakuza > i want to try and c how good this armor tank
Onyxalia La'fiette > zak be sure to remind him not to blow anything else up either...
Onyxalia La'fiette > you have to specify these things
Tim Brewer > lol sure im bored
Zakuza > aight give me one sec
Zakuza > just dont blow my ass up tim lol
Tim Brewer > lol
Tim Brewer > i dont think i can beat a tempest
Zakuza > i want to try and c how good this armor tank
Onyxalia La'fiette > zak be sure to remind him not to blow anything else up either...
Onyxalia La'fiette > you have to specify these things
<%cougem> so i just got a message from a mate on facebook
<%cougem> saying
<%cougem> 'Lo, was just thinking - given that we're going to be employed soon, fancy removing the photo of me with PAEDO written on it in massive letters?'
<%cougem> no tbpfh
<%cougem> saying
<%cougem> 'Lo, was just thinking - given that we're going to be employed soon, fancy removing the photo of me with PAEDO written on it in massive letters?'
<%cougem> no tbpfh
<wizzard66> Dear Lucky Winner,
<wizzard66> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annualnfinaldraws of IRELAND ONLINE LOTTERY NOTIFICATION DESK internationalLottery programs. After this automated computer ballot,youre-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"You are therefore been approve to claim the sum of £1,000,000 (One million Pounds sterling)
<wizzard66> zomg
<wizzard66> thats a lot
<wizzard66> AND I WON!!
<wizzard66> YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
<splinter> lol
<wizzard66> i only have to dail a number in ireland
<wizzard66> i can do that!
<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
<wizzard66> oi im not dumb!!
<wizzard66> its not like is from nigeria!
<wizzard66> its IRELAND
<wizzard66> the land of the red haired girls
<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
<wizzard66> mako ireland <> nigeria
<wizzard66> man 1 million pounds
* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy
<wizzard66> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annualnfinaldraws of IRELAND ONLINE LOTTERY NOTIFICATION DESK internationalLottery programs. After this automated computer ballot,youre-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"You are therefore been approve to claim the sum of £1,000,000 (One million Pounds sterling)
<wizzard66> zomg
<wizzard66> thats a lot
<wizzard66> AND I WON!!
<wizzard66> YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
<splinter> lol
<wizzard66> i only have to dail a number in ireland
<wizzard66> i can do that!
<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
<wizzard66> oi im not dumb!!
<wizzard66> its not like is from nigeria!
<wizzard66> its IRELAND
<wizzard66> the land of the red haired girls
<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
<wizzard66> mako ireland <> nigeria
<wizzard66> man 1 million pounds
* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy
BeelzaBuddha > WTS my heart to proper customer.....500mil