Marckis > I dunno, my third nipple is cold... that usually means something's up....
uppgift > Hey lister
Lister ofSMEG > hi upp
uppgift > they have finally made a lightsaber:P
Lister ofSMEG > do tell
uppgift > http://www.wickedlasers.com/
uppgift > apperently it will cause instant blindness and can burn skin
Lister ofSMEG > what the hell do you use this for
Lister ofSMEG > not a toy
uppgift > i have no idea
Sabastian Furia > why do you have to use it for anything?
uppgift > i think the local obi wan we have here would buy one:P
Tribisha > hehe.. I love their comparison chart
Tribisha > Burning Power: Make holes in black trash bags, pop dark colored balloons.. etc
Tribisha > lol
uppgift > lol
Lister ofSMEG > so its a $200 toy they you need safety googles for and that at its most efffective, allows you to go to war with an ants nest
Sabastian Furia > so you ordered 3?
Loquatos > wasnt there a 1000$ model to
Tribisha > I can understand its usefulness in extreme sports and stuff like survival courses etc.. but for every tom, dick and harry.. not so sure :)
uppgift > yeah it should not be sold
Tribisha > then again.. not every tom, dick and harry has $1300 to throw at a "fun toy" :).. oh wait.. how many PS3's sold on release day? :)
Legendalpha > hey i know tom dick and harry and they would love one
Legendalpha > along with moe larry and curly
Sabastian Furia > love those guys
Lister ofSMEG > local astromomy clubs where using the green laser due to its thight beam. allowed them to point to what they were looking at
uppgift > yeah laser has its usefullness but not for for tom, dick, harry, moe, larry or curly
Legendalpha > oh now the boys could find more uses for it than anyone else i bet
uppgift > oh yeah and now when the news talk about how dangerus its is everyone's gonna want one
Legendalpha > oooo can it slice cake or cheese
uppgift > na just burn it
Sabastian Furia > cake? /me gets credit card
Tribisha > it can pop balloons.. think of all the little children's brithday parties you could ruin :)
uppgift > im reading the comments on the articel about it and someone said" got the laster today, fun to start the grill with"
Tribisha > "fun to start my cigarette with.. oh but be careful not to blind yourself or burn a hole through your left nostril" :)
Sabastian Furia > apparently the right nostril is not affected?
Lister ofSMEG > hi upp
uppgift > they have finally made a lightsaber:P
Lister ofSMEG > do tell
uppgift > http://www.wickedlasers.com/
uppgift > apperently it will cause instant blindness and can burn skin
Lister ofSMEG > what the hell do you use this for
Lister ofSMEG > not a toy
uppgift > i have no idea
Sabastian Furia > why do you have to use it for anything?
uppgift > i think the local obi wan we have here would buy one:P
Tribisha > hehe.. I love their comparison chart
Tribisha > Burning Power: Make holes in black trash bags, pop dark colored balloons.. etc
Tribisha > lol
uppgift > lol
Lister ofSMEG > so its a $200 toy they you need safety googles for and that at its most efffective, allows you to go to war with an ants nest
Sabastian Furia > so you ordered 3?
Loquatos > wasnt there a 1000$ model to
Tribisha > I can understand its usefulness in extreme sports and stuff like survival courses etc.. but for every tom, dick and harry.. not so sure :)
uppgift > yeah it should not be sold
Tribisha > then again.. not every tom, dick and harry has $1300 to throw at a "fun toy" :).. oh wait.. how many PS3's sold on release day? :)
Legendalpha > hey i know tom dick and harry and they would love one
Legendalpha > along with moe larry and curly
Sabastian Furia > love those guys
Lister ofSMEG > local astromomy clubs where using the green laser due to its thight beam. allowed them to point to what they were looking at
uppgift > yeah laser has its usefullness but not for for tom, dick, harry, moe, larry or curly
Legendalpha > oh now the boys could find more uses for it than anyone else i bet
uppgift > oh yeah and now when the news talk about how dangerus its is everyone's gonna want one
Legendalpha > oooo can it slice cake or cheese
uppgift > na just burn it
Sabastian Furia > cake? /me gets credit card
Tribisha > it can pop balloons.. think of all the little children's brithday parties you could ruin :)
uppgift > im reading the comments on the articel about it and someone said" got the laster today, fun to start the grill with"
Tribisha > "fun to start my cigarette with.. oh but be careful not to blind yourself or burn a hole through your left nostril" :)
Sabastian Furia > apparently the right nostril is not affected?
hunare > its a drake he is fitting of course he is asking for help with shield
hunare > i dont know much about mini ships though. all i know is tape that there, glue this here, and whatch the guns blow people up. XD
hunare > i dont know much about mini ships though. all i know is tape that there, glue this here, and whatch the guns blow people up. XD
Vince Garcia > how do i scan with my Analyzer I
OneEyed Willey > step one: cut a hole in the box
Vince Garcia > seriously
Vince Garcia > where do i need to lock on to to use it?
Hayai Ninski > what are you trying to scan?
OneEyed Willey > scan down an archeology site, scan what ya find. Don't know what type of scan archeological sites are
Tylkonachwile > magneto
OneEyed Willey > probe launcher might help
Vince Garcia > does my analyser needs to be connected with probes?
OneEyed Willey > nah, need the probes to scan down the site
OneEyed Willey > a magneto site from what Ty said
Vince Garcia > ok magneto.com?
OneEyed Willey > step one: cut a hole in the box
Vince Garcia > seriously
Vince Garcia > where do i need to lock on to to use it?
Hayai Ninski > what are you trying to scan?
OneEyed Willey > scan down an archeology site, scan what ya find. Don't know what type of scan archeological sites are
Tylkonachwile > magneto
OneEyed Willey > probe launcher might help
Vince Garcia > does my analyser needs to be connected with probes?
OneEyed Willey > nah, need the probes to scan down the site
OneEyed Willey > a magneto site from what Ty said
Vince Garcia > ok magneto.com?
Jasen Too > So basically you overcharged by 200m?
Jasen Too > or so
Jasen Too > ?
ThePublicEnemy > ummm i guess that sounds ok
Jasen Too > I'm extremely pissed.
Jasen Too > You will be demoted.
Jasen Too > I cannot fucking believe you would scam him for only 200m profit.
Jasen Too > I told you to get at least 350m off every ship.
Jasen Too > What the fuck is wrong with you?
Jasen Too > You got outsmarted by a fucking retarded noob who falls for ship scams.
Jasen Too > Andara, I am sooo sorry for this.
ThePublicEnemy > sorry sir, he seemed poor, i wasnt sure i could get more
Jasen Too > Allow me to personally appologize on everyones behalf.
Jasen Too > I assure you this transgression will be delt with fiercely!
Andara Saeraph > Rofl
Jasen Too > Can I interest you in a Tempest Fleet Issue for cheap?
Andara Saeraph > yes yes it will be
Jasen Too > as our sign of appology?
Andara Saeraph > thanks for the proof I need :0
Jasen Too > Proof?
Jasen Too > Of course he scammed you.
ThePublicEnemy > absolutely
Jasen Too > I will write to CCP myself and tell them.
Jasen Too > Because its fucking BS.
Andara Saeraph > lmao
Jasen Too > I told him 350m minimum profit
Andara Saeraph > minimum?
Jasen Too > he comes back with 200m.
Andara Saeraph > ahaha
Jasen Too > unacceptable.
ThePublicEnemy > hey ummm andara
ThePublicEnemy > can i get that last 150?
ThePublicEnemy > so i dont get in trouble
Andara Saeraph > you guys are funny
Jasen Too > No, this is no laughing matter.
Jasen Too > I am seriously disappoint.
ThePublicEnemy > PLEASEEEEE andara
Jasen Too > I want that 150m NOW.
ThePublicEnemy > im sorry, i wont do it again
Jasen Too > 200m is not even enough for a plex
Jasen Too > wtf?
ThePublicEnemy > i just need that 150, otherwise i get in really really big trouble
Jasen Too > I tell you waht
Jasen Too > You give us the 150m
Jasen Too > and I will give you a Tempest Fleet Issue
Jasen Too > Tempest Fleet Issues sell for 400m isk
Andara Saeraph > tell you what guys
ThePublicEnemy > free?
ThePublicEnemy > dude
Andara Saeraph > you will enjoy the ban
Jasen Too > He should be banned...
Andara Saeraph > free when you want 150m
Jasen Too > seriously
Andara Saeraph > bahaha
Jasen Too > 200m!?
Jasen Too > WTF
Andara Saeraph > you both will be thanks
Jasen Too > or so
Jasen Too > ?
ThePublicEnemy > ummm i guess that sounds ok
Jasen Too > I'm extremely pissed.
Jasen Too > You will be demoted.
Jasen Too > I cannot fucking believe you would scam him for only 200m profit.
Jasen Too > I told you to get at least 350m off every ship.
Jasen Too > What the fuck is wrong with you?
Jasen Too > You got outsmarted by a fucking retarded noob who falls for ship scams.
Jasen Too > Andara, I am sooo sorry for this.
ThePublicEnemy > sorry sir, he seemed poor, i wasnt sure i could get more
Jasen Too > Allow me to personally appologize on everyones behalf.
Jasen Too > I assure you this transgression will be delt with fiercely!
Andara Saeraph > Rofl
Jasen Too > Can I interest you in a Tempest Fleet Issue for cheap?
Andara Saeraph > yes yes it will be
Jasen Too > as our sign of appology?
Andara Saeraph > thanks for the proof I need :0
Jasen Too > Proof?
Jasen Too > Of course he scammed you.
ThePublicEnemy > absolutely
Jasen Too > I will write to CCP myself and tell them.
Jasen Too > Because its fucking BS.
Andara Saeraph > lmao
Jasen Too > I told him 350m minimum profit
Andara Saeraph > minimum?
Jasen Too > he comes back with 200m.
Andara Saeraph > ahaha
Jasen Too > unacceptable.
ThePublicEnemy > hey ummm andara
ThePublicEnemy > can i get that last 150?
ThePublicEnemy > so i dont get in trouble
Andara Saeraph > you guys are funny
Jasen Too > No, this is no laughing matter.
Jasen Too > I am seriously disappoint.
ThePublicEnemy > PLEASEEEEE andara
Jasen Too > I want that 150m NOW.
ThePublicEnemy > im sorry, i wont do it again
Jasen Too > 200m is not even enough for a plex
Jasen Too > wtf?
ThePublicEnemy > i just need that 150, otherwise i get in really really big trouble
Jasen Too > I tell you waht
Jasen Too > You give us the 150m
Jasen Too > and I will give you a Tempest Fleet Issue
Jasen Too > Tempest Fleet Issues sell for 400m isk
Andara Saeraph > tell you what guys
ThePublicEnemy > free?
ThePublicEnemy > dude
Andara Saeraph > you will enjoy the ban
Jasen Too > He should be banned...
Andara Saeraph > free when you want 150m
Jasen Too > seriously
Andara Saeraph > bahaha
Jasen Too > 200m!?
Jasen Too > WTF
Andara Saeraph > you both will be thanks
Windle Poons > You should donate to the Windle Poons retirement fund.
Windle Poons > EM owe me an inquisitor
Arza Naatan > Oh, not me. Well, sent ISK anyway.
Windle Poons > :p
Windle Poons > an isk! :p
Milo Caman > o/
Windle Poons > maybe I should go to jita!
Windle Poons > EM owe me an inquisitor
Arza Naatan > Oh, not me. Well, sent ISK anyway.
Windle Poons > :p
Windle Poons > an isk! :p
Milo Caman > o/
Windle Poons > maybe I should go to jita!
Valiantx > to be honestly, i wouldn't have gotten this phone if my 3g didn't get soaked in water when i went to bahamas 2 months ago
blackW0LF > water or beer
Valiantx > forgot to take it out before i went scuba diving
Rhamnousia > were you hoping to get a mermaid's number, robbie?
blackW0LF > water or beer
Valiantx > forgot to take it out before i went scuba diving
Rhamnousia > were you hoping to get a mermaid's number, robbie?
T'Amber > my cock is hard talking about all that clicking. brb
Unholy Reindeer > McDonalds should be illegal
James Vayne > McDonald's food is quite literally the stools of Satan.
TheZenith > damn right
Unholy Reindeer > aye
Iggzanthas Soulfire > hey my stools i want em back..
TheZenith > we slowly feed them to you
Captain Da > pfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, plop, *satanic laughter*, would you like fries with that?
James Vayne > lol
Captain Da > How about a side of diabeeetusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
James Vayne > McDonald's food is quite literally the stools of Satan.
TheZenith > damn right
Unholy Reindeer > aye
Iggzanthas Soulfire > hey my stools i want em back..
TheZenith > we slowly feed them to you
Captain Da > pfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, plop, *satanic laughter*, would you like fries with that?
James Vayne > lol
Captain Da > How about a side of diabeeetusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Nikilaiki Ruutarhara > Ghost always knows how to find my backdoor.
Nikilaiki Ruutarhara > He knows my brain may say 0, but my body says 1.
Nikilaiki Ruutarhara > He knows my brain may say 0, but my body says 1.