Boom Boom Longtime > i got in first
Brock Nelson > time for you to pull out of tasko
Boom Boom Longtime > no u
Brock Nelson > ok, we'll do it together
Brock Nelson > slowly
Brock Nelson > otherwise he'll discharge something ugly
Boom Boom Longtime > good lord your imagination runs wild dude
Brock Nelson > indeed
Brock Nelson > time for you to pull out of tasko
Boom Boom Longtime > no u
Brock Nelson > ok, we'll do it together
Brock Nelson > slowly
Brock Nelson > otherwise he'll discharge something ugly
Boom Boom Longtime > good lord your imagination runs wild dude
Brock Nelson > indeed
Kil Vuerdas > http://browse.deviantart.com/contests/2010/eveonline/#/d2y9hrp
Lupus Hekki > I'd hull tank it
Kil Vuerdas > should be minmatars new noob ship
Lupus Hekki > I'd hull tank it
Kil Vuerdas > should be minmatars new noob ship
Leela Freir > hmm, what to train now...
Leela Freir > suggestions gogogogogo
Taya Dentano > guns skills
Gorilla Red > sausage frying
Taya Dentano > basics
Haesslich Sokarad > Advanced pottery
Gorilla Red > leap-frogging
Taya Dentano > ANAL PROBING!
Taya Dentano > o/
Haesslich Sokarad > That's not a skill that's just good sense
Leela Freir > suggestions gogogogogo
Taya Dentano > guns skills
Gorilla Red > sausage frying
Taya Dentano > basics
Haesslich Sokarad > Advanced pottery
Gorilla Red > leap-frogging
Taya Dentano > ANAL PROBING!
Taya Dentano > o/
Haesslich Sokarad > That's not a skill that's just good sense
Riley Moore > i don't even know what an onyx is
Brock Nelson > me either
Riley Moore > appart from being a pokemon
Amarr Citizen 155 > what is an onyx?
Brock Nelson > its an oxytope maker?
Riley Moore > a pokemon anal-beads made of rocks
Brock Nelson > ac155 would love to have that anal beads for his bday present
Amarr Citizen 155 > my b-day isnt till june
Amarr Citizen 155 > i want it now
Riley Moore > http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/9/9a/095Onix.png/160px-095Onix.png
Brock Nelson > valentines present?
Amarr Citizen 155 > umm
Brock Nelson > good lord
Molly Mayhem > god that's horribly hilarious
Molly Mayhem > given the current conversation
Molly Mayhem > AC I recommend not putting the spike near any delicate tissues
Brock Nelson > is there anything delicate left in ac?
Brock Nelson > besides his emotion
Molly Mayhem > good point
Molly Mayhem > we should find out
Amarr Citizen 155 > nope
Amarr Citizen 155 > i can take it
Amarr Citizen 155 > shove it in there
Amarr Citizen 155 > yank it out
Brock Nelson > me either
Riley Moore > appart from being a pokemon
Amarr Citizen 155 > what is an onyx?
Brock Nelson > its an oxytope maker?
Riley Moore > a pokemon anal-beads made of rocks
Brock Nelson > ac155 would love to have that anal beads for his bday present
Amarr Citizen 155 > my b-day isnt till june
Amarr Citizen 155 > i want it now
Riley Moore > http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/9/9a/095Onix.png/160px-095Onix.png
Brock Nelson > valentines present?
Amarr Citizen 155 > umm
Brock Nelson > good lord
Molly Mayhem > god that's horribly hilarious
Molly Mayhem > given the current conversation
Molly Mayhem > AC I recommend not putting the spike near any delicate tissues
Brock Nelson > is there anything delicate left in ac?
Brock Nelson > besides his emotion
Molly Mayhem > good point
Molly Mayhem > we should find out
Amarr Citizen 155 > nope
Amarr Citizen 155 > i can take it
Amarr Citizen 155 > shove it in there
Amarr Citizen 155 > yank it out
Sov Celderan > I used to have implants in the dick, like you. But then I took a 1400 to the pod.
Susa604 > also this male finally paid for itself
Susa604 > after 2 months
BeanBagKing > you got a male finally paying for itself? giggity
Susa604 > after 2 months
BeanBagKing > you got a male finally paying for itself? giggity
Uni fication > cursed belt rats threw a chunk of ice in my way and made me bounch back :(
Rianharte > cer nydd-dro 'ch hun cacha d]
Feral Karkassia > or a sign of "I'm leaving local before I get myself petitioned." Now shush.
Rianharte > silence your self. how dare you tell a armarrian citizen to shush
Feral Karkassia > 1. You pay your eve subscription, I pay mine. 2. You aren't an Amarrian citizen. 3. You ARE some geek with no life who prefers that of a --whatever you are-- to his own, and can't get over it long enough to SHUT UP in local for five minutes
Feral Karkassia > now take your pax amarria, clean my crap off it, and have a nice day.
Rianharte > is it your time of the month?
Rianharte > anyway this conversation bores me bye love you
Feral Karkassia > Are YOU looking to get petitioned? That's a pretty dumb thing to say--but no, I'm not a petition whore. And no to the other bit, I hate you throughout the month.
bfmReciprocity > Blaaahhhhh
bfmReciprocity > brb Tak'n the pax to the restroom
bfmReciprocity > I was gonna have to go shopping today but now that I have the Pax...... Problem solved
bfmReciprocity > /emote comes out of teh station for a smoke.......... This is one hell of an orgie. Sorry no pax believers invited
bfmReciprocity > ahhhhhh hedonism
Feral Karkassia > :D BFM's a good li'l bad boy, what with the mask and all.
bfmReciprocity > Mmmmmmm pirate love
Feral Karkassia > /emote gets out the eye patch
Feral Karkassia > Kinky
bfmReciprocity > well smoke is done, back to the grind... hehe
bfmReciprocity > close te curtains feral
Feral Karkassia > Why not? I don't mind them watching. Maybe they'll learn a thing or two... ;)
bfmReciprocity > I dont want intimidate the locals.
bfmReciprocity > My "crukise missile" has been blessed by God
Feral Karkassia > wait, you aren't Caldari
Feral Karkassia > don't you mean your 1200mm artillery shell?
bfmReciprocity > nope I'm a slave
bfmReciprocity > lol
Feral Karkassia > that's what I thought, now put on those handcuffs and get back in there
bfmReciprocity > only if you take off that brass bra
Feral Karkassia > so are we the only two in on this?
bfmReciprocity > we must have put the others to bed
bfmReciprocity > I have stamina
Feral Karkassia > oh baby oh baby
Feral Karkassia > well if anyone wants in on this they just have to ask... excluding anyone with 'holy light' of anything in their bios
Feral Karkassia > because glow-in-the-dark condoms are just dumb
bfmReciprocity > lol
Sirkka Ikonen > in on what?
Feral Karkassia > A big hot pirate orgy
Sirkka Ikonen > oh, sounds sexy
Feral Karkassia > :)
bfmReciprocity > It's hard to do this laughing ... stop making me laugh....
bfmReciprocity > You found my weak spot
Feral Karkassia > I'm not painting a freakin target on there again, stop laughing.
bfmReciprocity > I can't
Feral Karkassia > Ticklish? :D
bfmReciprocity > Slap me again
bfmReciprocity > please
Feral Karkassia > "Please, MISTRESS."
bfmReciprocity > <br>Please Mistress
Feral Karkassia > /emote bends bfm over
Feral Karkassia > /emote slaps his bum
bfmReciprocity > Whooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sirkka Ikonen > rofl
bfmReciprocity > wait
bfmReciprocity > I'm sensitivve
Feral Karkassia > You want the cuffs back off?
Feral Karkassia > /emote shuts the curtains
bfmReciprocity > thank you
bfmReciprocity > I mean thank you mistress
Feral Karkassia > ;) that's better.
Agmamenon Exinferis > ohh....does she pilot a Domi too? :)
bfmReciprocity > No she's piloting me
Agmamenon Exinferis > I'm gonna have to demand her as token of your peace offering.
Feral Karkassia > or a sign of "I'm leaving local before I get myself petitioned." Now shush.
Rianharte > silence your self. how dare you tell a armarrian citizen to shush
Feral Karkassia > 1. You pay your eve subscription, I pay mine. 2. You aren't an Amarrian citizen. 3. You ARE some geek with no life who prefers that of a --whatever you are-- to his own, and can't get over it long enough to SHUT UP in local for five minutes
Feral Karkassia > now take your pax amarria, clean my crap off it, and have a nice day.
Rianharte > is it your time of the month?
Rianharte > anyway this conversation bores me bye love you
Feral Karkassia > Are YOU looking to get petitioned? That's a pretty dumb thing to say--but no, I'm not a petition whore. And no to the other bit, I hate you throughout the month.
bfmReciprocity > Blaaahhhhh
bfmReciprocity > brb Tak'n the pax to the restroom
bfmReciprocity > I was gonna have to go shopping today but now that I have the Pax...... Problem solved
bfmReciprocity > /emote comes out of teh station for a smoke.......... This is one hell of an orgie. Sorry no pax believers invited
bfmReciprocity > ahhhhhh hedonism
Feral Karkassia > :D BFM's a good li'l bad boy, what with the mask and all.
bfmReciprocity > Mmmmmmm pirate love
Feral Karkassia > /emote gets out the eye patch
Feral Karkassia > Kinky
bfmReciprocity > well smoke is done, back to the grind... hehe
bfmReciprocity > close te curtains feral
Feral Karkassia > Why not? I don't mind them watching. Maybe they'll learn a thing or two... ;)
bfmReciprocity > I dont want intimidate the locals.
bfmReciprocity > My "crukise missile" has been blessed by God
Feral Karkassia > wait, you aren't Caldari
Feral Karkassia > don't you mean your 1200mm artillery shell?
bfmReciprocity > nope I'm a slave
bfmReciprocity > lol
Feral Karkassia > that's what I thought, now put on those handcuffs and get back in there
bfmReciprocity > only if you take off that brass bra
Feral Karkassia > so are we the only two in on this?
bfmReciprocity > we must have put the others to bed
bfmReciprocity > I have stamina
Feral Karkassia > oh baby oh baby
Feral Karkassia > well if anyone wants in on this they just have to ask... excluding anyone with 'holy light' of anything in their bios
Feral Karkassia > because glow-in-the-dark condoms are just dumb
bfmReciprocity > lol
Sirkka Ikonen > in on what?
Feral Karkassia > A big hot pirate orgy
Sirkka Ikonen > oh, sounds sexy
Feral Karkassia > :)
bfmReciprocity > It's hard to do this laughing ... stop making me laugh....
bfmReciprocity > You found my weak spot
Feral Karkassia > I'm not painting a freakin target on there again, stop laughing.
bfmReciprocity > I can't
Feral Karkassia > Ticklish? :D
bfmReciprocity > Slap me again
bfmReciprocity > please
Feral Karkassia > "Please, MISTRESS."
bfmReciprocity > <br>Please Mistress
Feral Karkassia > /emote bends bfm over
Feral Karkassia > /emote slaps his bum
bfmReciprocity > Whooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sirkka Ikonen > rofl
bfmReciprocity > wait
bfmReciprocity > I'm sensitivve
Feral Karkassia > You want the cuffs back off?
Feral Karkassia > /emote shuts the curtains
bfmReciprocity > thank you
bfmReciprocity > I mean thank you mistress
Feral Karkassia > ;) that's better.
Agmamenon Exinferis > ohh....does she pilot a Domi too? :)
bfmReciprocity > No she's piloting me
Agmamenon Exinferis > I'm gonna have to demand her as token of your peace offering.
Vaun Erryk > There have been a collection of RPers who have used their characters to fulfill RL fantasies and yeah it's caused weirdness on many levels
Kelsy Talan > Well, isn't that part of RP, essentially? I'd love to fly a spaceship.
Vaun Erryk > oh yeah I mean like the weird wishes
Kelsy Talan > Where all of your extremeties become penises and you engage in group sex like that?
Kelsy Talan > Because that would be weird.
Vaun Erryk > My arms are penises with hand prostheses on the ends just for this sort of situation.
Verone > I just have a cthulhu of penises between my legs for such situations
Verone > Most of them are however bruised and bleeding, from thrashing and slapping eachother due to my constant state of arousal
Kelsy Talan > Well, isn't that part of RP, essentially? I'd love to fly a spaceship.
Vaun Erryk > oh yeah I mean like the weird wishes
Kelsy Talan > Where all of your extremeties become penises and you engage in group sex like that?
Kelsy Talan > Because that would be weird.
Vaun Erryk > My arms are penises with hand prostheses on the ends just for this sort of situation.
Verone > I just have a cthulhu of penises between my legs for such situations
Verone > Most of them are however bruised and bleeding, from thrashing and slapping eachother due to my constant state of arousal
MIkhail Illiad > stabs :(
MIkhail Illiad > everytime you use stabs a kitten dies!!!
MIkhail Illiad > everytime you use stabs a kitten dies!!!