Koronakesh > I'm eating a dinner of spaghetti, maccaronni and cheese, a beef hot dog and a cheesecake
Zenton Karvash > Fried ham, corn and beans, I be country folk ;p
Koronakesh > i don't like beans
Koronakesh > corn and ham is nice though
Zenton Karvash > Dont like beans!?! you some kind pink-o commie?
Koronakesh > I don't eat chicken either :(
Zenton Karvash > So you admit your a commie.
Koronakesh > I'm sorry I'm not the girl you thought i was when we got married :(
Zenton Karvash > Fried ham, corn and beans, I be country folk ;p
Koronakesh > i don't like beans
Koronakesh > corn and ham is nice though
Zenton Karvash > Dont like beans!?! you some kind pink-o commie?
Koronakesh > I don't eat chicken either :(
Zenton Karvash > So you admit your a commie.
Koronakesh > I'm sorry I'm not the girl you thought i was when we got married :(
Tutskii also, I feel like im in a bukakke movie, surrounded by all this epeen stroking
Brock Nelson why am i naked?
Brock Nelson why am i naked?
Jukoban McDraid > can anyone spare some isk to help fund any frigate that isnt this rookie one, i am broke and am sick of dying
Feyde Harkonen > I can fund you enough for a Sisters of Eve Dildo to f*ck yourself with.
Feyde Harkonen > I can fund you enough for a Sisters of Eve Dildo to f*ck yourself with.
Macabre Devil > lol was that the Rattlesnake I helped you buy?
SocomTedd > jump through wh with rattlesnake to the ass end of nowhere ftw
AtheistOfFail > yes Macabre xD
Macabre Devil > execellent, money well spent
Macabre Devil > well not spent, but loaned
AtheistOfFail > fuck yea :)
AtheistOfFail > step 1) Borrow ISK
AtheistOfFail > Step 2) Use ISK for ship
AtheistOfFail > Step 3) Death-defying field-trip through null/low-sec
AtheistOfFail > Step 4) Profit????
SocomTedd > jump through wh with rattlesnake to the ass end of nowhere ftw
AtheistOfFail > yes Macabre xD
Macabre Devil > execellent, money well spent
Macabre Devil > well not spent, but loaned
AtheistOfFail > fuck yea :)
AtheistOfFail > step 1) Borrow ISK
AtheistOfFail > Step 2) Use ISK for ship
AtheistOfFail > Step 3) Death-defying field-trip through null/low-sec
AtheistOfFail > Step 4) Profit????
Urian Kandor > Hmm I'm hungry
Urian Kandor > I need Hot Pockets
ArcSet > go et some
Urian Kandor > Ran out
ArcSet > Sucks to be u
Urian Kandor > Too busy playing Eve
ArcSet > and only fat bastards eat hot pockets
Urian Kandor > Exactly
Urian Kandor > I need Hot Pockets
ArcSet > go et some
Urian Kandor > Ran out
ArcSet > Sucks to be u
Urian Kandor > Too busy playing Eve
ArcSet > and only fat bastards eat hot pockets
Urian Kandor > Exactly
<+Karbowiak> so this 52year old woman is looking for company for sex, 600 DKK pr. night - thats cool and all
< Candle> Karbowiak: Just your type.
<+Karbowiak> but in the ad it says "seeking generous male to have fun with in the bedroom.. my man will be in the living room"
< Candle> Karbowiak: Perfect!
< Candle> you and him in bed, she can watch!
< Candle> Karbowiak: Just your type.
<+Karbowiak> but in the ad it says "seeking generous male to have fun with in the bedroom.. my man will be in the living room"
< Candle> Karbowiak: Perfect!
< Candle> you and him in bed, she can watch!
rubberducky > golem has a tp bonus
accusedmonk > bonus to toilet paper?
HellzDuDe > Probably, the only thing golems are good for is wiping your ass with
accusedmonk > bonus to toilet paper?
HellzDuDe > Probably, the only thing golems are good for is wiping your ass with
Luth Curmal > [05:52:58] t011phr33 > yeah i just orbit and hope i get lucky <---- sounds like my marraige
meatomatic > you know u play too much eve if u crash your car and you leave happy you didnt get podded
DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > you know you play too much eve when you plan to cut the power to people to make sure they don't bring in titans
meatomatic > you know you play too much eve when during a bank robery you say "go ahead and shoot me, I dont have any implants in right now"
DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > you know you play too much eve when you see a railgun demonstration and shout out loud: YOU FUCKERS OVERBUFFED HYBRIDS!
DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > you know you play too much eve when you plan to cut the power to people to make sure they don't bring in titans
meatomatic > you know you play too much eve when during a bank robery you say "go ahead and shoot me, I dont have any implants in right now"
DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > you know you play too much eve when you see a railgun demonstration and shout out loud: YOU FUCKERS OVERBUFFED HYBRIDS!
Phosphorescence > i just nabbed the corpse like a necro
Zarkovich > :P
ghosttr > so what is it called if you rape your own corpse?
The Qemist > mastrubation?
Phosphorescence > advanced masterbatory necrophylia?
Zarkovich > hahahah
ghosttr > you got that trained to V yet?
Mehez > in masturbation there are consense betwen you and your penis
Phosphorescence > i have yet to get my own corpse
Phosphorescence > yes, there would be.... i think.... just not the same one.
Zarkovich > :P
ghosttr > so what is it called if you rape your own corpse?
The Qemist > mastrubation?
Phosphorescence > advanced masterbatory necrophylia?
Zarkovich > hahahah
ghosttr > you got that trained to V yet?
Mehez > in masturbation there are consense betwen you and your penis
Phosphorescence > i have yet to get my own corpse
Phosphorescence > yes, there would be.... i think.... just not the same one.