Cygnet Lythanea > Death to the big fish.
Cygnet Lythanea > Duduh. Duduh. dun dun dun dun dun dun duhdadaH!
Ackbarre > [20:43:41] Cygnet Lythanea > Death to the big fish sticks.
Cygnet Lythanea > We're gonna need a bigger tartar sauce boat.
Cygnet Lythanea > Duduh. Duduh. dun dun dun dun dun dun duhdadaH!
Ackbarre > [20:43:41] Cygnet Lythanea > Death to the big fish sticks.
Cygnet Lythanea > We're gonna need a bigger tartar sauce boat.
Fast Eddie > Hmm..... I wonder how many Flying Monkeys actually constitutes a whole Legion, I mean, I wouldn't what to go "Behold my Flying Monkey Legion!" Only to be told it's just a Brigade...
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
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<+Ulviirala> URL suggest an icelandic volcano
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<+Ulviirala> URL suggest an icelandic volcano
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<+IxForres> frankly, smashing one's head on a keyboard for a few seconds produces an icelandic place name
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<+IxForres> behold.
Tetronius > Jago - Remember Jago, that ammo you plug into people on a daily basis is dug outta rocks to begin with :P
Jago Kain > yes, but that's all done by proles who dont matter.... and i am more than happy to share it with them should they be too slow into warp
Jago Kain > yes, but that's all done by proles who dont matter.... and i am more than happy to share it with them should they be too slow into warp
Luth Curmal > so Im ambling around stn...checking for rust :)
Zacel > check the mini station
Luth Curmal > too late, that fell apart when I bumped it ;)
Zacel > check the mini station
Luth Curmal > too late, that fell apart when I bumped it ;)
Raz Lictor > "ritualistically flagellates his huge penis" is a phrase I could have gone my entire life without reading
phyllis > bladder about to explode
Trakatul > that's what empty beer bottles are for
Lucius Tyndale > i pisse durring a long warp lol
phyllis > better off doing it out window
Igor Radmilovich > i managed to run to the toilet on a 100au jump
J'mee Leggs > rebroadcast destination plz
Serend > don't roll down you window when you're in warp, silly
Trakatul > that's what empty beer bottles are for
Lucius Tyndale > i pisse durring a long warp lol
phyllis > better off doing it out window
Igor Radmilovich > i managed to run to the toilet on a 100au jump
J'mee Leggs > rebroadcast destination plz
Serend > don't roll down you window when you're in warp, silly
Ned Hamford > 0/
Azia Burgi > hey ned
Azia Burgi > how is the hurricane?
Ned Hamford > Its very wet here
Ned Hamford > Folks not too far away have suffered power outages
Ned Hamford > Hamfordland is fine tho
Azia Burgi > hehe
Azia Burgi > backup gennie?
Ned Hamford > Oh. and ass flooding
Ned Hamford > never lost power around here
Azia Burgi > ass flooding?
Ned Hamford > mass flooding
Azia Burgi > ah!
Azia Burgi > i thought you had dysentry
Azia Burgi > hey ned
Azia Burgi > how is the hurricane?
Ned Hamford > Its very wet here
Ned Hamford > Folks not too far away have suffered power outages
Ned Hamford > Hamfordland is fine tho
Azia Burgi > hehe
Azia Burgi > backup gennie?
Ned Hamford > Oh. and ass flooding
Ned Hamford > never lost power around here
Azia Burgi > ass flooding?
Ned Hamford > mass flooding
Azia Burgi > ah!
Azia Burgi > i thought you had dysentry
Arvald > HEY GUYS
Arvald > CHECK THIS OUT
Arvald > /emote lifts kilt
Arvald > CHECK THIS OUT
Arvald > /emote lifts kilt
Arvald > public service announcment, longboarding in the dark on a rocky trail in a kilt = no bueno
Arvald > and on that note imma go find some whiskey, antiseptic and some gauze pads
Arvald > and on that note imma go find some whiskey, antiseptic and some gauze pads