Vengeful Hraptor > So the girl in the channel i was talkin about
Vengeful Hraptor > When i convoed her she said she didnt like my bio and she thought i had issues
Vengeful Hraptor > I needed to see a professional and stuff
Vengeful Hraptor > And i just told her i loved her
Vengeful Hraptor > She blockd me
Vengeful Hraptor > When i convoed her she said she didnt like my bio and she thought i had issues
Vengeful Hraptor > I needed to see a professional and stuff
Vengeful Hraptor > And i just told her i loved her
Vengeful Hraptor > She blockd me
Ajunta P'all > u guys notice we have like 3500 aurom now
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o intresting...
Ajunta P'all > u can totally play dress up for free
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
Merc504 > lol
Jack Blitzen > yeah, they keep adding it for people posting shit into eveisreal.com or something
Ajunta P'all > yep
Jack Blitzen > SPACE BARBIE (TM)
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Onyxalia La'fiette > only issue with space barbie is she doesnt come with kens ships =/
Ajunta P'all > buy a geddon
Jack Blitzen > eh, ken's ships are all flash and no dps
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o intresting...
Ajunta P'all > u can totally play dress up for free
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
Merc504 > lol
Jack Blitzen > yeah, they keep adding it for people posting shit into eveisreal.com or something
Ajunta P'all > yep
Jack Blitzen > SPACE BARBIE (TM)
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Onyxalia La'fiette > only issue with space barbie is she doesnt come with kens ships =/
Ajunta P'all > buy a geddon
Jack Blitzen > eh, ken's ships are all flash and no dps
om rootingking > so your dick is an ugly midget that pukes uncontrollably 30 seconds into the action?
MrR9 > who told you?
WhoIsThisIs > i didnt....
om rootingking > there's this site...
Korinne > 30secs seems atypically long for a guy
Korinne > i mean the world record is like 2 mins isnt it?
Korinne > there was a documented case by Kinsey of a guy that could do it in less than 3 seconds
MrR9 > amazing
om rootingking > what a hero
MrR9 > who told you?
WhoIsThisIs > i didnt....
om rootingking > there's this site...
Korinne > 30secs seems atypically long for a guy
Korinne > i mean the world record is like 2 mins isnt it?
Korinne > there was a documented case by Kinsey of a guy that could do it in less than 3 seconds
MrR9 > amazing
om rootingking > what a hero
Ravien Kariak > damnit i can only change minor details.. well i added a better hairdo and tattoo.. he looks less likely to be found in the gay district of manchester now
Korinne > theres only one gay district in manchester?
Ravien Kariak > its a pretty big district
Paul Brosnan > the gays are of average size though
Korinne > theres only one gay district in manchester?
Ravien Kariak > its a pretty big district
Paul Brosnan > the gays are of average size though
Alice Elmdor > ah if you dont want to work you can come in my country :D
Korinne > i wanna work, i just also wanna rake in extra money from abusing the system
Korinne > it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Solstice Project > when you have sex, you can have that feeling too.
Korinne > i wanna work, i just also wanna rake in extra money from abusing the system
Korinne > it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Solstice Project > when you have sex, you can have that feeling too.
CelFea Dar > o/ hey guys
CelFea Dar > wassup?
Valhala King > runing
jih chop > what are you ruining?
CelFea Dar > he said "runing" Jih....as in Old Viking alphabet runes and shit......not "ruining" like messing things up.. *haha*
CelFea Dar > man, I am tired
jih chop > lol
jih chop > I thought of that too
jih chop > but couldn't work it into anything funny
CelFea Dar > yea I don't think the vikings used runes....oh well
CelFea Dar > I tried
jih chop > they did
Valhala King > they use dunes
CelFea Dar > I saw that movie, Dune.....it was kewl
jih chop > and mule powered dune carts
CelFea Dar > those were "dung" carts...and they mule-powered in several ways
jih chop > which are most fun if you can get one of the viking to make engine sounds as you slowly crawl over the dune
jih chop > hey - I tend to lose track opf time
CelFea Dar > Bridge to Engine Room -- Von Erik, we need more power!
jih chop > tomotrow when the meeting starts, just drag me in pz
CelFea Dar > meeting? tomorrow?
Valhala King > but sir we are given her all we got
CelFea Dar > wait, what is today?
jih chop > Dammit Jim! I'm a plunderer not an oarsman!
jih chop > today is the worst day of the rest of your life
Valhala King > <=== is a baiter
Valhala King > master at it
CelFea Dar > haha, Bridge to Engine room, STROKE, STROKE dammit, STROKE!
jih chop > this convo is giving me one
Valhala King > no yesterday was the easiest day
Valhala King > stroke stroke
jih chop > wow - I am SO tired that I just typed have a sentence -
jih chop > and EVERY word I type was spelled and typed correctly
Valhala King > get soem rest dude
jih chop > but was THE WRONG WORD
CelFea Dar > haha
jih chop > seriously - who instead of how, no instead of know, etc
Valhala King > hun?
jih chop > so, what I meant to type was,
Valhala King > i am lost which is not hard to do can some one show me the way
jih chop > Who wants to know how to teacha woman to squirt when she orgasms>
Valhala King > it is that membery thing
Valhala King > acting up
jih chop > it's the dyslexia dragon rampaging because I'm too tired to keep it in check
jih chop > and speaking of dragon
jih chop > lets all go into alliance chat and type like he talks
CelFea Dar > wow, we went from vikings, to squirting orgasm dragons....hahah...no wonder we're lost
jih chop > is is is is anyone anyone anyone going going to to to to make make a jump tonight?
jih chop > we're not lost
jih chop > we have a viking
jih chop > wherever we land we own
jih chop > including conneticut
jih chop > where they have found viking runes
jih chop > AND we've now come full circle
jih chop > I won
CelFea Dar > wassup?
Valhala King > runing
jih chop > what are you ruining?
CelFea Dar > he said "runing" Jih....as in Old Viking alphabet runes and shit......not "ruining" like messing things up.. *haha*
CelFea Dar > man, I am tired
jih chop > lol
jih chop > I thought of that too
jih chop > but couldn't work it into anything funny
CelFea Dar > yea I don't think the vikings used runes....oh well
CelFea Dar > I tried
jih chop > they did
Valhala King > they use dunes
CelFea Dar > I saw that movie, Dune.....it was kewl
jih chop > and mule powered dune carts
CelFea Dar > those were "dung" carts...and they mule-powered in several ways
jih chop > which are most fun if you can get one of the viking to make engine sounds as you slowly crawl over the dune
jih chop > hey - I tend to lose track opf time
CelFea Dar > Bridge to Engine Room -- Von Erik, we need more power!
jih chop > tomotrow when the meeting starts, just drag me in pz
CelFea Dar > meeting? tomorrow?
Valhala King > but sir we are given her all we got
CelFea Dar > wait, what is today?
jih chop > Dammit Jim! I'm a plunderer not an oarsman!
jih chop > today is the worst day of the rest of your life
Valhala King > <=== is a baiter
Valhala King > master at it
CelFea Dar > haha, Bridge to Engine room, STROKE, STROKE dammit, STROKE!
jih chop > this convo is giving me one
Valhala King > no yesterday was the easiest day
Valhala King > stroke stroke
jih chop > wow - I am SO tired that I just typed have a sentence -
jih chop > and EVERY word I type was spelled and typed correctly
Valhala King > get soem rest dude
jih chop > but was THE WRONG WORD
CelFea Dar > haha
jih chop > seriously - who instead of how, no instead of know, etc
Valhala King > hun?
jih chop > so, what I meant to type was,
Valhala King > i am lost which is not hard to do can some one show me the way
jih chop > Who wants to know how to teacha woman to squirt when she orgasms>
Valhala King > it is that membery thing
Valhala King > acting up
jih chop > it's the dyslexia dragon rampaging because I'm too tired to keep it in check
jih chop > and speaking of dragon
jih chop > lets all go into alliance chat and type like he talks
CelFea Dar > wow, we went from vikings, to squirting orgasm dragons....hahah...no wonder we're lost
jih chop > is is is is anyone anyone anyone going going to to to to make make a jump tonight?
jih chop > we're not lost
jih chop > we have a viking
jih chop > wherever we land we own
jih chop > including conneticut
jih chop > where they have found viking runes
jih chop > AND we've now come full circle
jih chop > I won
Ava Starfire > We need a piglet and a body condom
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Aylara v'Char > I'm waiting for them to make my Jag all pretty
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
Alexsus industrial > my beers warm!
Alexsus industrial > NOOOOEESSSSS
Alexsus industrial > its only been sat there like 10 mins
Alexsus industrial > ;[
Itiria > omg
Joyeuse Almacia > Drinking and flying? Isn't that illegal?
Alexsus industrial > its on autopilot
Alexsus industrial > i guess
Joyeuse Almacia > Well, don't let Aura drink, then.
Alexsus industrial > sorta like being in a parked car drinking a bear
Alexsus industrial > beer
Joyeuse Almacia > Bear drinking, huh?
Alexsus industrial > but yeah aura has a sexy voice, she'll disagree, but she does
Alexsus industrial > punch that bear in the face!
Joyeuse Almacia > Hmm... I wouldn't mind making a duet with Aura.
Alexsus industrial > think i need to make a dub of auras tutorials
Alexsus industrial > Please undock when ready, WOBWOBWOBWOOB
Alexsus industrial > BBUUUUURRRRWUBWUBWUB
Alexsus industrial > NOOOOEESSSSS
Alexsus industrial > its only been sat there like 10 mins
Alexsus industrial > ;[
Itiria > omg
Joyeuse Almacia > Drinking and flying? Isn't that illegal?
Alexsus industrial > its on autopilot
Alexsus industrial > i guess
Joyeuse Almacia > Well, don't let Aura drink, then.
Alexsus industrial > sorta like being in a parked car drinking a bear
Alexsus industrial > beer
Joyeuse Almacia > Bear drinking, huh?
Alexsus industrial > but yeah aura has a sexy voice, she'll disagree, but she does
Alexsus industrial > punch that bear in the face!
Joyeuse Almacia > Hmm... I wouldn't mind making a duet with Aura.
Alexsus industrial > think i need to make a dub of auras tutorials
Alexsus industrial > Please undock when ready, WOBWOBWOBWOOB
Alexsus industrial > BBUUUUURRRRWUBWUBWUB