Arvald > i dont mind it if you kilt check me
Arvald > but for fucks sake make sure your hands are warm
Arvald > balls no like ice cold hands
Arvald > but for fucks sake make sure your hands are warm
Arvald > balls no like ice cold hands
Arvald> some say im an alcoholic
Arvald> i say fuck you its FUNCTIONING alcoholic
Arvald> if theres more than 3 people together im probably plasterd, but you can trust me not to fuck with you when im plasterd
Arvald>i may try and make out with you
Arvald> but thats it
Arvald>...
Arvald> ok i may have found my flask i lost earlier this week
Arvald> and it may have had some whiskey in it >.>
Arvald> ..
Arvald> wanna make out?
*CENSORED*> no man
Arvald>god dammit
*CENSORED*> sry
Arvald> fine imma go make ouy with a tree
Arvald> or a squirel or somthing
Arvald> i say fuck you its FUNCTIONING alcoholic
Arvald> if theres more than 3 people together im probably plasterd, but you can trust me not to fuck with you when im plasterd
Arvald>i may try and make out with you
Arvald> but thats it
Arvald>...
Arvald> ok i may have found my flask i lost earlier this week
Arvald> and it may have had some whiskey in it >.>
Arvald> ..
Arvald> wanna make out?
*CENSORED*> no man
Arvald>god dammit
*CENSORED*> sry
Arvald> fine imma go make ouy with a tree
Arvald> or a squirel or somthing
Shooty Yumster > i'm gonna do some lvl4's if anyone wants to loot/salvage
Zoddd > i would have, but we are going to watch original Tron, to prepare for tomorrow
Shooty Yumster > I have original tron on my phone. You're way behind man.
Shooty Yumster > Not only that but it's been on my phone for 3 years now. noobs.
Strom Kryos > nice
Shooty Yumster > and not only THAT, but I spent 4 whole days figuring out how to get it to play on an antique lg vu.
Shooty Yumster > AAAAND
Shooty Yumster > NOT ONLY THAT
Shooty Yumster > but my wife still hasn't seen it so I fail
Zoddd > i would have, but we are going to watch original Tron, to prepare for tomorrow
Shooty Yumster > I have original tron on my phone. You're way behind man.
Shooty Yumster > Not only that but it's been on my phone for 3 years now. noobs.
Strom Kryos > nice
Shooty Yumster > and not only THAT, but I spent 4 whole days figuring out how to get it to play on an antique lg vu.
Shooty Yumster > AAAAND
Shooty Yumster > NOT ONLY THAT
Shooty Yumster > but my wife still hasn't seen it so I fail
Kegstand Mcfarland > Ya well that stuff happens 24/7 usually if you ask em to stop they do.
Shadow XII > 'Ask him to stop'? I negotiate with Tachyons.
Shadow XII > 'Ask him to stop'? I negotiate with Tachyons.
M3ta7h3ad > If you cause our corp to lose due to isk... we'll beat you with an itreon IV
Tratarr valkyrie > DON'T BEAT ME, I'll GET AN ERECTION.
Tratarr valkyrie > DON'T BEAT ME, I'll GET AN ERECTION.
cad says:
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
Asbalon Jade > either parts is really friggen high... I just died... or I lost the last marble in my bag... of all three...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
Lake > http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/Verite/influence.png
Kesper North > oh god it figures that test space looks like a dong.
Shangpo > The "wang" of Fountain?
Chris Rittenhouse > I'll show you a fountain from my wang Shangpo....
Chris Rittenhouse > :quadmire:
Kesper North > oh god it figures that test space looks like a dong.
Shangpo > The "wang" of Fountain?
Chris Rittenhouse > I'll show you a fountain from my wang Shangpo....
Chris Rittenhouse > :quadmire:
Mooney92 > literally
Mooney92 > hitler
HayesDuSid > mooney
HayesDuSid > i have assistance to offer you
HayesDuSid > http://careers.foxnews.com/
Mooney92 > hitler
HayesDuSid > mooney
HayesDuSid > i have assistance to offer you
HayesDuSid > http://careers.foxnews.com/
Ruslik026 > <url=showinfo:1379//1033281511>Ella Meer</url> hey you where fuckin baby?))
Ella Meer > sucking mom's tits obviously, you wouldn't know, you sound like you were born out of man's ass
Ella Meer > sucking mom's tits obviously, you wouldn't know, you sound like you were born out of man's ass