Malcolm Roberts > how come there's a Dominix but not a Dominatrix?
Vexont > Lets assume you are correct, that your guns DO do more damage
Vexont > how in the holy mother of FUCK do they?
Jagger E > you said dodo
Vexont > harf harf harf /3rd grade voice
Jagger E > i like dodo birds.
Vexont > they are extinct...
Jagger E > i used to have a pet dodo
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > dude
Vexont > they are extinct
Jagger E > nah dawg, they're alive
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > that was probably the most fail lie EVER
Jagger E > they lied, they just don't want you to hunt them
Vexont > how in the holy mother of FUCK do they?
Jagger E > you said dodo
Vexont > harf harf harf /3rd grade voice
Jagger E > i like dodo birds.
Vexont > they are extinct...
Jagger E > i used to have a pet dodo
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > dude
Vexont > they are extinct
Jagger E > nah dawg, they're alive
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > that was probably the most fail lie EVER
Jagger E > they lied, they just don't want you to hunt them
<HellGremlin>TIME TO MAKE YOUR GRANDPA PREGNANT
tina tick > how is the war going h4x
H4x14N > 3 ship kills, and 2 pods thus far
[18:07:07] tina tick > lol oh god
H4x14N > I told them in their public chat that I wouldnt pod anyone but the guy who insulted me...
H4x14N > after he said "well you'll never find me", I changed my mind
H4x14N > 3 ship kills, and 2 pods thus far
[18:07:07] tina tick > lol oh god
H4x14N > I told them in their public chat that I wouldnt pod anyone but the guy who insulted me...
H4x14N > after he said "well you'll never find me", I changed my mind
NoLSolid > you cant scracth a butt with a person's dick
NoLSolid > dicks cant scratch
Gredos > mutilated dicks can
NoLSolid > dicks cant scratch
Gredos > mutilated dicks can
Gammus Arterius > Bacon simmered in bacon that was wrapped in bacon that is fried in bacon fat in a pot made from bacon then served in bacon sauce on a bun made from bacon then slathered in bacon sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Commander Tork > do you think it is possible to cuddle a kangaroo?
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Venom Orchid > WHAT WERE YOU SAYING IN LOCAL?
Raxip Elamp > I CAN'T REMEBER NOW IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Venom Orchid > RAX!
Venom Orchid > DON'T TAUNT ME
Raxip Elamp > OR WHAT VENOM? YOU'LL SHOUT AT ME?
Avan Sercedos > no she'll pay me to taunt you in local
Venom Orchid > NO, I'LL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT YOUR HULL SIZE
Kyle Langdon > oh shit
Xeross155 > Laggy internet + pirating
Xeross155 > cant be good
Raxip Elamp > EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TINY, I'M A RIFTER JOCKY, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE JUST COMPENSATING
Raxip Elamp > I CAN'T REMEBER NOW IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Venom Orchid > RAX!
Venom Orchid > DON'T TAUNT ME
Raxip Elamp > OR WHAT VENOM? YOU'LL SHOUT AT ME?
Avan Sercedos > no she'll pay me to taunt you in local
Venom Orchid > NO, I'LL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT YOUR HULL SIZE
Kyle Langdon > oh shit
Xeross155 > Laggy internet + pirating
Xeross155 > cant be good
Raxip Elamp > EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TINY, I'M A RIFTER JOCKY, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE JUST COMPENSATING
Onyxalia La'fiette > this is new...
Onyxalia La'fiette > my drones actually return to me and orbit without being told...
Sydious > indeed, now if you could just convince them to focus fire when told i'd be quite happy
Tudari McGregor > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > most the time they do....so...yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > but the first one to ask for a toy at the quafe store is gonna get popped in the head....
Onyxalia La'fiette > my drones actually return to me and orbit without being told...
Sydious > indeed, now if you could just convince them to focus fire when told i'd be quite happy
Tudari McGregor > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > most the time they do....so...yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > but the first one to ask for a toy at the quafe store is gonna get popped in the head....
BagelOfRighteousness > Hi there. I'm selling a raven navy issue for 400m. Would you be interested?
Eagle Extravaganza > Hmm, sure!
Eagle Extravaganza > Iv'e been contemplating a CNR for a while, to mission run in.
BagelOfRighteousness > yea./.they're great mission running ships
BagelOfRighteousness > not as great as a golem
BagelOfRighteousness > but not as skill/isk intensive either
Eagle Extravaganza > I can't fly marauders, I'm only poor, 400m is pretty much all Iv'e ever saved up.
Eagle Extravaganza > Would be a shame to waste it, but its a CNR, so long term, you know?
BagelOfRighteousness > yea
Eagle Extravaganza > I don't have much time to play eve, so its taken me this long to make 400m
Eagle Extravaganza > had some seriously family stuff going on in the past
Eagle Extravaganza > Lost half my family
Eagle Extravaganza > my friends, too,
Eagle Extravaganza > Like friends since primary school
BagelOfRighteousness > well thats a bummer
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, never to see any of them again. But its all over now, atleast I get to relax and play some eve for a bit.
BagelOfRighteousness > so...are you interested in the trade?
Eagle Extravaganza > I'll miss the girlfriend though, in the huge time we were together she pretty much fixed me up from the wreck I was beforehand, then she just fell out of love for me and started dating someone else, even though she said I was amazing...
Eagle Extravaganza > Sure, yeah, always wanted a CNR, sorry about the rambling, just you know, alot on my mind, seeing the psychiatrist about it al.
Eagle Extravaganza > Thats a normal raven.
BagelOfRighteousness > so it is =D
Eagle Extravaganza > I honestly can't beleive you'd try and scam someone who has just went through all that shit :)
BagelOfRighteousness > *shrug*
Eagle Extravaganza > Which is why I haven't and Iv'e just been playing you all along. Well, I did lose my girlfriend recently, and she did to heaps for me, and I also lost a shitton of friends about it, but still, you know..
Eagle Extravaganza > Cya o/ thanks for the funny chatlog.
BagelOfRighteousness > shi happen to alot of ppl
BagelOfRighteousness > cherrio
Eagle Extravaganza > Hmm, sure!
Eagle Extravaganza > Iv'e been contemplating a CNR for a while, to mission run in.
BagelOfRighteousness > yea./.they're great mission running ships
BagelOfRighteousness > not as great as a golem
BagelOfRighteousness > but not as skill/isk intensive either
Eagle Extravaganza > I can't fly marauders, I'm only poor, 400m is pretty much all Iv'e ever saved up.
Eagle Extravaganza > Would be a shame to waste it, but its a CNR, so long term, you know?
BagelOfRighteousness > yea
Eagle Extravaganza > I don't have much time to play eve, so its taken me this long to make 400m
Eagle Extravaganza > had some seriously family stuff going on in the past
Eagle Extravaganza > Lost half my family
Eagle Extravaganza > my friends, too,
Eagle Extravaganza > Like friends since primary school
BagelOfRighteousness > well thats a bummer
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, never to see any of them again. But its all over now, atleast I get to relax and play some eve for a bit.
BagelOfRighteousness > so...are you interested in the trade?
Eagle Extravaganza > I'll miss the girlfriend though, in the huge time we were together she pretty much fixed me up from the wreck I was beforehand, then she just fell out of love for me and started dating someone else, even though she said I was amazing...
Eagle Extravaganza > Sure, yeah, always wanted a CNR, sorry about the rambling, just you know, alot on my mind, seeing the psychiatrist about it al.
Eagle Extravaganza > Thats a normal raven.
BagelOfRighteousness > so it is =D
Eagle Extravaganza > I honestly can't beleive you'd try and scam someone who has just went through all that shit :)
BagelOfRighteousness > *shrug*
Eagle Extravaganza > Which is why I haven't and Iv'e just been playing you all along. Well, I did lose my girlfriend recently, and she did to heaps for me, and I also lost a shitton of friends about it, but still, you know..
Eagle Extravaganza > Cya o/ thanks for the funny chatlog.
BagelOfRighteousness > shi happen to alot of ppl
BagelOfRighteousness > cherrio