Shadow XII > lv1 = Destroyer, lv2 = Cruiser, lv3 = BC, lv4 = BS, lv5 = testicles
<~Evelgrivion> Oh, and the last 600 meter phallus under construction today
<~Evelgrivion> http://upislam.com/images/41999495922652914838.jpg
<+batolemaeus> so they're basically building a giant cock
<+batolemaeus> *clock
<~Evelgrivion> I see what you did there
<~Evelgrivion> And yes :P
<+batolemaeus> that was actually unintentional :/
<~Evelgrivion> http://upislam.com/images/41999495922652914838.jpg
<+batolemaeus> so they're basically building a giant cock
<+batolemaeus> *clock
<~Evelgrivion> I see what you did there
<~Evelgrivion> And yes :P
<+batolemaeus> that was actually unintentional :/
JumpinJesus > its ironic - my gf left me cause i was trying to be a nice guy
Paktusjet > nice guys = gay :/
JumpinJesus > and apparently girls appreciate assholes
JumpinJesus > IM A NICE FUCKING GUY GOD DAMN IT
Paktusjet > your gay?
Paktusjet > nice guys = gay :/
JumpinJesus > and apparently girls appreciate assholes
JumpinJesus > IM A NICE FUCKING GUY GOD DAMN IT
Paktusjet > your gay?
cad says:
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
<%cougem> if you can feel wanks but not blowjobs thats weird
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
<Ulviirala> Look at your beer, now look at me, look back at your beer, now back at me, you could drink that beer if you were me. Now look back at your beer, your beer is now empty. I'm in a bar.
Elysara > 333 in corp, 1/2 of 666
Elysara > this corp = 1/2 win
Elysara > this corp = 1/2 win
Sister Milani > The term 'web developer' always reminds me of a spider. :
Daza Vyndre > lol
Azia Burgi > heheh
Soras Evadon > hmm...shooting threads from your ass for a living
Soras Evadon > sounds fun
Azia Burgi > :s
Soras Evadon > how to kill a chat 101: use a reference that could only be goatse, but worse
Daza Vyndre > lol
Azia Burgi > heheh
Soras Evadon > hmm...shooting threads from your ass for a living
Soras Evadon > sounds fun
Azia Burgi > :s
Soras Evadon > how to kill a chat 101: use a reference that could only be goatse, but worse
Ruslik026 > <url=showinfo:1379//1033281511>Ella Meer</url> hey you where fuckin baby?))
Ella Meer > sucking mom's tits obviously, you wouldn't know, you sound like you were born out of man's ass
Ella Meer > sucking mom's tits obviously, you wouldn't know, you sound like you were born out of man's ass
LittlePhish > my penis is leaking more than my shield hp