Kamikaze Hoe > Would anyone like a hand job in private chat? for 2 million isk to buy a new ship XXX
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
Igor Epocci > sweet. I bought 7400 mechanical parts for 4.1m and sold for 5.03m
Igor Epocci > 6.2m. halfway to my BC rare metals
Statho Wavingstrider > cool
Statho Wavingstrider > what are you figuring you'll pay for megacyte?
Igor Epocci > let me check..<asks cashier>
Igor Epocci > <cashier over intercom> CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK AT REGISTER 4???
Igor Epocci > <kid zipps off on rollerblades to indoor ore yard>
Igor Epocci > <chatter over cashiers radio>
<cashier>lowest price in the region of amount needed is 4800isk/u for 4650 units. Your total comes to 22.32m isk, sir.
<Igor falls over clutchig his chest and spasming onthe floor>
Statho Wavingstrider > it'll get worse before it gets better
Statho Wavingstrider > agv price of mega is 5.2k and climbing
Igor Epocci > 6.2m. halfway to my BC rare metals
Statho Wavingstrider > cool
Statho Wavingstrider > what are you figuring you'll pay for megacyte?
Igor Epocci > let me check..<asks cashier>
Igor Epocci > <cashier over intercom> CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK AT REGISTER 4???
Igor Epocci > <kid zipps off on rollerblades to indoor ore yard>
Igor Epocci > <chatter over cashiers radio>
<cashier>lowest price in the region of amount needed is 4800isk/u for 4650 units. Your total comes to 22.32m isk, sir.
<Igor falls over clutchig his chest and spasming onthe floor>
Statho Wavingstrider > it'll get worse before it gets better
Statho Wavingstrider > agv price of mega is 5.2k and climbing
Travis050 > MY CURRENT RAX SETUP IS 4 TIMES IONs IN HIGHS standard crap in lows and 1 active exp hardener and 1 passive kint and 1 pass therm hardener
Travis050 > For pvp
Railroad Tycoon3 > my current shuttle setup is.....
Travis050 > For pvp
Railroad Tycoon3 > my current shuttle setup is.....
<Virtuozzo> right
<Virtuozzo> off to bed
<Virtuozzo> now should i die before I wake, I pray oveur my soul to take
<Virtuozzo> or oneiro preferably actually
<Virtuozzo> off to bed
<Virtuozzo> now should i die before I wake, I pray oveur my soul to take
<Virtuozzo> or oneiro preferably actually
IceGuerilla > I wish that guy had stuck around so I could punch his corpse in the mouth.
<DrunkWookie> "like it any better this way" another quote from "crysis's big book of things i said b4 she rolled over and left"
(Conversations about Didgeridoos that went entirely wrong)
Ryo Jang: seriously, it exercisesthe throat muscles and tightens them up
Geisha Jang: :P
Cythrawl: so does sucking cock, but you dont see me doing that now do you?
Ryo Jang: and dont go into the third drawer
Ryo Jang: nevar
Geisha Jang: lol
Cythrawl: fag, i swear :P
Geisha Jang: wtf is it with u and cock sucking?! seriously :P
Cythrawl: you give an obvious reference, i'll knock it the fuck outta the park
Cythrawl: that was too easy
Ryo Jang: :)
Ryo Jang: brb getting a cock
Ryo Jang: seriously, it exercisesthe throat muscles and tightens them up
Geisha Jang: :P
Cythrawl: so does sucking cock, but you dont see me doing that now do you?
Ryo Jang: and dont go into the third drawer
Ryo Jang: nevar
Geisha Jang: lol
Cythrawl: fag, i swear :P
Geisha Jang: wtf is it with u and cock sucking?! seriously :P
Cythrawl: you give an obvious reference, i'll knock it the fuck outta the park
Cythrawl: that was too easy
Ryo Jang: :)
Ryo Jang: brb getting a cock
Zanarkus > quite modest arent we?
Blutreiter > nope
Blutreiter > and "god" is even far below my actual worth
Blutreiter > i'm priceless
Zanarkus > haha
Blutreiter > ...eh, for a second, i almost wrote "worthless" ;P
Blutreiter > nope
Blutreiter > and "god" is even far below my actual worth
Blutreiter > i'm priceless
Zanarkus > haha
Blutreiter > ...eh, for a second, i almost wrote "worthless" ;P
FT Diomedes > stop thief!
FT Diomedes > this guy is running away with 270,000 hard-earned ISK
FT Diomedes > I cannot catch him
FT Diomedes > why do you run from me?
FT Diomedes > I won't hurt you...
FT Diomedes > not much anyway
Janus Darke > *Raises an eyebrow*
FT Diomedes > bah, it's not fun trashtalking the NPCs
FT Diomedes > but he is running from me
FT Diomedes > and I want his bounty
Janus Darke > It's unfair, they cant trash talk back :P
FT Diomedes > well, he shouldn't run
* FT Diomedes wonders whether Iron charges can kill him at 120km
FT Diomedes > 2007.06.01 13:23:01 Combat Your 425mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon hits Corelum Guardian Chief Infantry, doing 19.5 damage.
FT Diomedes > This could take a while
Keitaro Baka > rofl
FT Diomedes > at least they made him come closer again
FT Diomedes > the joys of mining with railguns...
Keitaro Baka > yeah i just use arties on my domi
Keitaro Baka > spend so much time with npc i started fitting them
FT Diomedes > I like my railguns, it's me who sucks not them.
* FT Diomedes only has 700K in Gunnery
Iole > oops ^
* FT Diomedes has more skills in Gunnery than any other combat skill.
FT Diomedes > oops
Iole > ^^
FT Diomedes > time will cure all that
Iole > heh, it better ^^ if not u'll only dent stuff :P
FT Diomedes > I know
* Jagdgewehr hugs their 2m+ in gunnery. :x Compared to 1m in drones.
Jagdgewehr > ...And... uh. 7k in missiles.
* Iole has over 2 mill sp in gunnery
FT Diomedes > well, mine is only 7 inches long
FT Diomedes > oops
FT Diomedes > did I say that out loud
Iole > erhm ^^
Iole > size doesnt matter ;)
FT Diomedes > oh, you all were talking about your e-peens
Iole > :P
FT Diomedes > well, time for some mining with salvagers
Iole > enjoy ^^
FT Diomedes > apparently the Serpentis see combat missions as mining as well: Miner I x2
Iole > yarrrrrr i will mine you to death :P
Iole > "the battleship is depleted" :P
FT Diomedes > this guy is running away with 270,000 hard-earned ISK
FT Diomedes > I cannot catch him
FT Diomedes > why do you run from me?
FT Diomedes > I won't hurt you...
FT Diomedes > not much anyway
Janus Darke > *Raises an eyebrow*
FT Diomedes > bah, it's not fun trashtalking the NPCs
FT Diomedes > but he is running from me
FT Diomedes > and I want his bounty
Janus Darke > It's unfair, they cant trash talk back :P
FT Diomedes > well, he shouldn't run
* FT Diomedes wonders whether Iron charges can kill him at 120km
FT Diomedes > 2007.06.01 13:23:01 Combat Your 425mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon hits Corelum Guardian Chief Infantry, doing 19.5 damage.
FT Diomedes > This could take a while
Keitaro Baka > rofl
FT Diomedes > at least they made him come closer again
FT Diomedes > the joys of mining with railguns...
Keitaro Baka > yeah i just use arties on my domi
Keitaro Baka > spend so much time with npc i started fitting them
FT Diomedes > I like my railguns, it's me who sucks not them.
* FT Diomedes only has 700K in Gunnery
Iole > oops ^
* FT Diomedes has more skills in Gunnery than any other combat skill.
FT Diomedes > oops
Iole > ^^
FT Diomedes > time will cure all that
Iole > heh, it better ^^ if not u'll only dent stuff :P
FT Diomedes > I know
* Jagdgewehr hugs their 2m+ in gunnery. :x Compared to 1m in drones.
Jagdgewehr > ...And... uh. 7k in missiles.
* Iole has over 2 mill sp in gunnery
FT Diomedes > well, mine is only 7 inches long
FT Diomedes > oops
FT Diomedes > did I say that out loud
Iole > erhm ^^
Iole > size doesnt matter ;)
FT Diomedes > oh, you all were talking about your e-peens
Iole > :P
FT Diomedes > well, time for some mining with salvagers
Iole > enjoy ^^
FT Diomedes > apparently the Serpentis see combat missions as mining as well: Miner I x2
Iole > yarrrrrr i will mine you to death :P
Iole > "the battleship is depleted" :P
<@HellGremlin> So, while I protest against Digi's frequent trout slapping
<@HellGremlin> I secretly long for it
<@HellGremlin> I secretly long for it