Traiben Mightius > I'm a very classy guy
Garrack > hah
Garrack > why are you a classy guy?
Traiben Mightius > Well I found out today that the instrument that ob-gyns use to give internal ultrasounds is called a "wand"
Traiben Mightius > Which of course led me to make the obvious Harry Potter joke
Traiben Mightius > I think yelling "Vaginus Openus!!!" a bunch of times is pretty damn classy. :)
Garrack > hah
Garrack > why are you a classy guy?
Traiben Mightius > Well I found out today that the instrument that ob-gyns use to give internal ultrasounds is called a "wand"
Traiben Mightius > Which of course led me to make the obvious Harry Potter joke
Traiben Mightius > I think yelling "Vaginus Openus!!!" a bunch of times is pretty damn classy. :)
Saaya Illirie > what kinda roam?
RaZZZZia > ninja mining in querious
Saaya Illirie > so fit officer mods on bantams?
RaZZZZia > ninjaing hemo in hostile 0.0
Saaya Illirie > and 3 100mn mwd's along with cruise missiles
RaZZZZia > when could one fit that on bantams
Saaya Illirie > oh i thought we were trying to fit bantams to tank mercoxit... im out
RaZZZZia > ninja mining in querious
Saaya Illirie > so fit officer mods on bantams?
RaZZZZia > ninjaing hemo in hostile 0.0
Saaya Illirie > and 3 100mn mwd's along with cruise missiles
RaZZZZia > when could one fit that on bantams
Saaya Illirie > oh i thought we were trying to fit bantams to tank mercoxit... im out
Miscus V > starts playing basketball
Revanic > uses baseball bat to hit miscus V and tells him to play more evil sport that you can use weapons in
Revanic > :D
Miscus V > switches to paintball
Revanic > swithes to pigeon shooting
Miscus V > switches to russian roulette
Miscus V > pushes the red button
Miscus V > nukes ftw
Revanic > sits back in station chair remembering that the shields are indestructable :)
Miscus V > deploys neut drones.... presses red button again
Revanic > then uses station defensesto flatten the planet miscus launched the nukes from
Revanic > kills nuet drones with massive uber nuet drone killing array
Miscus V > too bad the master chief made it to your ship first... end game
Revanic > uses baseball bat to hit miscus V and tells him to play more evil sport that you can use weapons in
Revanic > :D
Miscus V > switches to paintball
Revanic > swithes to pigeon shooting
Miscus V > switches to russian roulette
Miscus V > pushes the red button
Miscus V > nukes ftw
Revanic > sits back in station chair remembering that the shields are indestructable :)
Miscus V > deploys neut drones.... presses red button again
Revanic > then uses station defensesto flatten the planet miscus launched the nukes from
Revanic > kills nuet drones with massive uber nuet drone killing array
Miscus V > too bad the master chief made it to your ship first... end game
Tomahawk Bliss > amputees still like sex
Tomahawk Bliss > you dont' stop being a person
Tomahawk Bliss > you dont' stop being a person
Xorphix > If organ selling was possible on Eve, I'd be all over it!
Viva Baka > welcome
Viva Baka > o/
M2S Reaper > howdey ho salor
kage1982 > hey why did you kill my hulk?
Onyxalia La'fiette > why not?
kage1982 > im not a macro miner
Onyxalia La'fiette > so?
Viva Baka > u had too many ice harvestors on
Tim Brewer > u were cute and cuddly and his blasters wanted to hug u
Viva Baka > i singled you out because of that
kage1982 > in a belt full of ice miners?
M2S Reaper > well mackinaws mine
Onyxalia La'fiette > well...you looked tasty
Viva Baka > kage i can sell you back your loot for a discounted price
kage1982 > you can pay it me back now
M2S Reaper > haahahahaha
M2S Reaper > rofl
Tim Brewer > hulks are worth more and when they blow up it makes the same screaming sound as when u put a lobster in to boil
Viva Baka > i will pay you back if you come on our vent and sing "poker face" by lady gaga
kage1982 > what makes you think im a mine dumb ass
Onyxalia La'fiette > what makes you think we wont do it again?
Onyxalia La'fiette > :D
M2S Reaper > poker face !
Onyxalia La'fiette > YES POKER FACE!
kage1982 > whatever arsehole im just off to sell a couple of plex's will be in touch
Onyxalia La'fiette > if you want isk you must sing for us!
M2S Reaper > just read the lyrics
Viva Baka > put a bounty on me
M2S Reaper > me too!
Onyxalia La'fiette > jeez...if he didnt wanna sing that song...he coulda just asked for a diff one...like barbie girl :D
Viva Baka > o/
M2S Reaper > howdey ho salor
kage1982 > hey why did you kill my hulk?
Onyxalia La'fiette > why not?
kage1982 > im not a macro miner
Onyxalia La'fiette > so?
Viva Baka > u had too many ice harvestors on
Tim Brewer > u were cute and cuddly and his blasters wanted to hug u
Viva Baka > i singled you out because of that
kage1982 > in a belt full of ice miners?
M2S Reaper > well mackinaws mine
Onyxalia La'fiette > well...you looked tasty
Viva Baka > kage i can sell you back your loot for a discounted price
kage1982 > you can pay it me back now
M2S Reaper > haahahahaha
M2S Reaper > rofl
Tim Brewer > hulks are worth more and when they blow up it makes the same screaming sound as when u put a lobster in to boil
Viva Baka > i will pay you back if you come on our vent and sing "poker face" by lady gaga
kage1982 > what makes you think im a mine dumb ass
Onyxalia La'fiette > what makes you think we wont do it again?
Onyxalia La'fiette > :D
M2S Reaper > poker face !
Onyxalia La'fiette > YES POKER FACE!
kage1982 > whatever arsehole im just off to sell a couple of plex's will be in touch
Onyxalia La'fiette > if you want isk you must sing for us!
M2S Reaper > just read the lyrics
Viva Baka > put a bounty on me
M2S Reaper > me too!
Onyxalia La'fiette > jeez...if he didnt wanna sing that song...he coulda just asked for a diff one...like barbie girl :D
Minuteman > What did the EVE player say when he went into a church?
Minuteman > "Pew pew pew"
Minuteman > Get it? :) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pew?r=75
Minuteman > "Pew pew pew"
Minuteman > Get it? :) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pew?r=75
BagelOfRighteousness > Hi there. I'm selling a raven navy issue for 400m. Would you be interested?
Eagle Extravaganza > Hmm, sure!
Eagle Extravaganza > Iv'e been contemplating a CNR for a while, to mission run in.
BagelOfRighteousness > yea./.they're great mission running ships
BagelOfRighteousness > not as great as a golem
BagelOfRighteousness > but not as skill/isk intensive either
Eagle Extravaganza > I can't fly marauders, I'm only poor, 400m is pretty much all Iv'e ever saved up.
Eagle Extravaganza > Would be a shame to waste it, but its a CNR, so long term, you know?
BagelOfRighteousness > yea
Eagle Extravaganza > I don't have much time to play eve, so its taken me this long to make 400m
Eagle Extravaganza > had some seriously family stuff going on in the past
Eagle Extravaganza > Lost half my family
Eagle Extravaganza > my friends, too,
Eagle Extravaganza > Like friends since primary school
BagelOfRighteousness > well thats a bummer
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, never to see any of them again. But its all over now, atleast I get to relax and play some eve for a bit.
BagelOfRighteousness > so...are you interested in the trade?
Eagle Extravaganza > I'll miss the girlfriend though, in the huge time we were together she pretty much fixed me up from the wreck I was beforehand, then she just fell out of love for me and started dating someone else, even though she said I was amazing...
Eagle Extravaganza > Sure, yeah, always wanted a CNR, sorry about the rambling, just you know, alot on my mind, seeing the psychiatrist about it al.
Eagle Extravaganza > Thats a normal raven.
BagelOfRighteousness > so it is =D
Eagle Extravaganza > I honestly can't beleive you'd try and scam someone who has just went through all that shit :)
BagelOfRighteousness > *shrug*
Eagle Extravaganza > Which is why I haven't and Iv'e just been playing you all along. Well, I did lose my girlfriend recently, and she did to heaps for me, and I also lost a shitton of friends about it, but still, you know..
Eagle Extravaganza > Cya o/ thanks for the funny chatlog.
BagelOfRighteousness > shi happen to alot of ppl
BagelOfRighteousness > cherrio
Eagle Extravaganza > Hmm, sure!
Eagle Extravaganza > Iv'e been contemplating a CNR for a while, to mission run in.
BagelOfRighteousness > yea./.they're great mission running ships
BagelOfRighteousness > not as great as a golem
BagelOfRighteousness > but not as skill/isk intensive either
Eagle Extravaganza > I can't fly marauders, I'm only poor, 400m is pretty much all Iv'e ever saved up.
Eagle Extravaganza > Would be a shame to waste it, but its a CNR, so long term, you know?
BagelOfRighteousness > yea
Eagle Extravaganza > I don't have much time to play eve, so its taken me this long to make 400m
Eagle Extravaganza > had some seriously family stuff going on in the past
Eagle Extravaganza > Lost half my family
Eagle Extravaganza > my friends, too,
Eagle Extravaganza > Like friends since primary school
BagelOfRighteousness > well thats a bummer
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, never to see any of them again. But its all over now, atleast I get to relax and play some eve for a bit.
BagelOfRighteousness > so...are you interested in the trade?
Eagle Extravaganza > I'll miss the girlfriend though, in the huge time we were together she pretty much fixed me up from the wreck I was beforehand, then she just fell out of love for me and started dating someone else, even though she said I was amazing...
Eagle Extravaganza > Sure, yeah, always wanted a CNR, sorry about the rambling, just you know, alot on my mind, seeing the psychiatrist about it al.
Eagle Extravaganza > Thats a normal raven.
BagelOfRighteousness > so it is =D
Eagle Extravaganza > I honestly can't beleive you'd try and scam someone who has just went through all that shit :)
BagelOfRighteousness > *shrug*
Eagle Extravaganza > Which is why I haven't and Iv'e just been playing you all along. Well, I did lose my girlfriend recently, and she did to heaps for me, and I also lost a shitton of friends about it, but still, you know..
Eagle Extravaganza > Cya o/ thanks for the funny chatlog.
BagelOfRighteousness > shi happen to alot of ppl
BagelOfRighteousness > cherrio
Pimp Cane > TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL...TOMORROW IM THINKIN ARBYS
agile23 > ships I own I always think of them as male
agile23 > enemy ships are female
agile23 > enemy ships are female