JumpinJesus > being nice to a girl on the internet wont get you anywhere near her vagine
Pr0pt3rhawk > damn it
JumpinJesus > vagina*
Pr0pt3rhawk > you would know whouldnt you
JumpinJesus > ofc, im the old, bitter one
JumpinJesus > im here to teach you the ways of the internet my young padawan
JumpinJesus > lesson one
JumpinJesus > drop your pants and bend over
Pr0pt3rhawk > rofl, ive been on long enough to know the rules
JumpinJesus > you havent been on this planet for long enough to know any rules
Pr0pt3rhawk > took you that long to learn em eh?
Pr0pt3rhawk > sad
JumpinJesus > i only got internet last night
JumpinJesus > what can i say
JumpinJesus > im a fast learner
Pr0pt3rhawk > omish i guess?
JumpinJesus > and what would omish be?
Pr0pt3rhawk > people who sit arounnd hopping there lak of worldl itrest getts them somhwere
JumpinJesus > even your language skills are on a 12 yr old lvl
Pr0pt3rhawk > sorry if im not a typist
JumpinJesus > a "typist"
JumpinJesus > so youre a "bangist" ?
JumpinJesus > head->keayboard
JumpinJesus > hoping to make sense?
Pr0pt3rhawk > damn it
JumpinJesus > vagina*
Pr0pt3rhawk > you would know whouldnt you
JumpinJesus > ofc, im the old, bitter one
JumpinJesus > im here to teach you the ways of the internet my young padawan
JumpinJesus > lesson one
JumpinJesus > drop your pants and bend over
Pr0pt3rhawk > rofl, ive been on long enough to know the rules
JumpinJesus > you havent been on this planet for long enough to know any rules
Pr0pt3rhawk > took you that long to learn em eh?
Pr0pt3rhawk > sad
JumpinJesus > i only got internet last night
JumpinJesus > what can i say
JumpinJesus > im a fast learner
Pr0pt3rhawk > omish i guess?
JumpinJesus > and what would omish be?
Pr0pt3rhawk > people who sit arounnd hopping there lak of worldl itrest getts them somhwere
JumpinJesus > even your language skills are on a 12 yr old lvl
Pr0pt3rhawk > sorry if im not a typist
JumpinJesus > a "typist"
JumpinJesus > so youre a "bangist" ?
JumpinJesus > head->keayboard
JumpinJesus > hoping to make sense?
Senor Arvald > hai thar
Varesk > hows it going
Senor Arvald > cold
Thea Arsoniztik > mold
Thea Arsoniztik > bold
Senor Arvald > hold
Senor Arvald > fold
Thea Arsoniztik > gold
Senor Arvald > rolled
Thea Arsoniztik > told
Senor Arvald > sold
Senor Arvald > immarapeyouold
Thea Arsoniztik > lold
Varesk > hows it going
Senor Arvald > cold
Thea Arsoniztik > mold
Thea Arsoniztik > bold
Senor Arvald > hold
Senor Arvald > fold
Thea Arsoniztik > gold
Senor Arvald > rolled
Thea Arsoniztik > told
Senor Arvald > sold
Senor Arvald > immarapeyouold
Thea Arsoniztik > lold
MrMonin > how do you manage to get from physics to pegging? i always wonder....
Syila > You multiply with the arvald constant
Syila > then everything get perverse
Syila > it's liek skinners constant, just more sexficsated
Syila > You multiply with the arvald constant
Syila > then everything get perverse
Syila > it's liek skinners constant, just more sexficsated
Arvald > im basically the creepy uncle of eve online
Arvald > you know
Arvald > the one who is no longer allowed alone with the children at family gatherings
Arvald > and who smells like scotch and cheese
Arvald > you know
Arvald > the one who is no longer allowed alone with the children at family gatherings
Arvald > and who smells like scotch and cheese
Elysara > 333 in corp, 1/2 of 666
Elysara > this corp = 1/2 win
Elysara > this corp = 1/2 win
Duckeye > I'm jacking with a group of people that hang out in this girls public chatroom who makes youtube eve videos about what it's like to be a female in eve
Duckeye > bunch of stalkers
Mr M > :-)
Mr M > It's really you in a wig, isn't it?
Duckeye > ...I need the attention
Duckeye > bunch of stalkers
Mr M > :-)
Mr M > It's really you in a wig, isn't it?
Duckeye > ...I need the attention
DarkBloodRain nobody milks me
NobodyHolme WIN!
Slan Evengod /emote milks
DarkBloodRain /emote chops slan's hands off
Slan Evengod who said i was using mah hands?
Slan Evengod XD
Slan Evengod extremtities?
DarkBloodRain ALL OF YOUR LIMBS ARE BELONG TO ME
NobodyHolme WIN!
Slan Evengod /emote milks
DarkBloodRain /emote chops slan's hands off
Slan Evengod who said i was using mah hands?
Slan Evengod XD
Slan Evengod extremtities?
DarkBloodRain ALL OF YOUR LIMBS ARE BELONG TO ME
Leo XIII > jesus died...4 dubstep
Shadow XII > I'd die for Dubstep if I had to listen to it.
Shadow XII > I'd die for Dubstep if I had to listen to it.
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver Hey sis you have mean friends.
Hyrune Typhoon you need some red beans an rice on those bones
Hyrune Typhoon cause they do miss ya
2112 ByTor Hey do u use her as a coat hanger?
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver Oh I get it, is this some form of hazing ritual? Picking on the newbie?!
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver hrmph
Falcon Rainfeather oh man and I missed out on it again. crap
Hyrune Typhoon missed out on what?
Falcon Rainfeather the real hazing :)
Hyrune Typhoon whatta you mean, "real hazing"?
Falcon Rainfeather the one where we all get into ibises and shoot at our newest member while she goes down a gauntlet
Nouva MacGyver wow that's a thought
Hyrune Typhoon oh that sounds like fun actually :P
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver Sis!! I can't believe you're taking their side!
Nouva MacGyver Hey, bros before.... nevermind
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver oh no you didnt!
Hyrune Typhoon that's "di'int"
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver :-0
Nouva MacGyver pew pew pew
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver pop
Nouva MacGyver Your sisterly love wrecks your younger sister for her tears
Nouva MacGyver *salvaging*
Falcon Rainfeather ah the sweet sounds of discord. music to my ears
Nouva MacGyver You salvaged a broken heart from the wreck
Hyrune Typhoon you need some red beans an rice on those bones
Hyrune Typhoon cause they do miss ya
2112 ByTor Hey do u use her as a coat hanger?
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver Oh I get it, is this some form of hazing ritual? Picking on the newbie?!
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver hrmph
Falcon Rainfeather oh man and I missed out on it again. crap
Hyrune Typhoon missed out on what?
Falcon Rainfeather the real hazing :)
Hyrune Typhoon whatta you mean, "real hazing"?
Falcon Rainfeather the one where we all get into ibises and shoot at our newest member while she goes down a gauntlet
Nouva MacGyver wow that's a thought
Hyrune Typhoon oh that sounds like fun actually :P
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver Sis!! I can't believe you're taking their side!
Nouva MacGyver Hey, bros before.... nevermind
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver oh no you didnt!
Hyrune Typhoon that's "di'int"
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver :-0
Nouva MacGyver pew pew pew
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver pop
Nouva MacGyver Your sisterly love wrecks your younger sister for her tears
Nouva MacGyver *salvaging*
Falcon Rainfeather ah the sweet sounds of discord. music to my ears
Nouva MacGyver You salvaged a broken heart from the wreck
Lucas Sator > i want to attack one of the patrol ships just to see how fast they would vaporize me
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround