Jetsam Starson > 2006.04.21 00:21:06 combat Your Devastator Cruise Missile hits Caldari Shuttle <ASCN>(Caldari Shuttle), doing 12.9 damage.
Jetsam Starson > Looks like I need to work on my precision skills a bit
Volatar > LOL
Ammodawg > OMG
Valdruk > hey guys
Ammodawg > I fart for more dmg than that
Ortogal > lol
Jetsam Starson > Sig radius 25m, even light missiles would take a reduction on it :)
Soggoth > *Ammodawg fart and does 47.8 damage to Jetsam
Ammodawg > yea right, i had mexican tonight
* Ammodawg farts for 1200 area dmg
Jetsam Starson > Looks like I need to work on my precision skills a bit
Volatar > LOL
Ammodawg > OMG
Valdruk > hey guys
Ammodawg > I fart for more dmg than that
Ortogal > lol
Jetsam Starson > Sig radius 25m, even light missiles would take a reduction on it :)
Soggoth > *Ammodawg fart and does 47.8 damage to Jetsam
Ammodawg > yea right, i had mexican tonight
* Ammodawg farts for 1200 area dmg
lorna fieris > u get marines from it :P :O
ishkil thor > yay
ishkil thor > but what about my strippers
ishkil thor > BAD MARINE
lorna fieris > some guys like army men :P
lorna fieris > i mean ppl
ishkil thor > ...
ishkil thor > yay
ishkil thor > but what about my strippers
ishkil thor > BAD MARINE
lorna fieris > some guys like army men :P
lorna fieris > i mean ppl
ishkil thor > ...
temuchin khan > anyone looking for bs bpc ?
Halbringer > i want a bpo
SciWolf > looking for BPO
SciWolf > as everyone i think...
Jozsi > what's the ME on your tempest bpc and how much you want for one?
temuchin khan > i have 1 run apoc, 1 run raven, 3x1 run tempests, 2x 1 run scorps 1 mill each,.... closing this account down
Ozorgnax > WTS: Thorn Rage Rocket Blueprint 650 m
temuchin khan > me 35
Sharia Drow > temu: say 750k each, and i'll buy it
Sharia Drow > all of them
Jozsi > i'll buy 2 of the tempest ones for 1mill each
temuchin khan > nah already half price,..
temuchin khan > ok jozsi
Sharia Drow > ok, i'll just buy off escrow for 500k a pop then :)
temuchin khan > im in rens vi six kin
Jozsi > k, heading there
temuchin khan > sharia i do this for a living ,..plz do that if you can :)
Sharia Drow > temu: sell your account for a living?
Sharia Drow > :D
temuchin khan > no i deal with fukwits
Sayron5 > buy it off escrow so you don't get scammed... and inspect!
Sharia Drow > temu: oh, so you know yourself quite good then, how nice :)
Sharia Drow > *g,d&rvvf*
temuchin khan > ...and blocked
Sharia Drow > rofl :)
Sharia Drow > owned
Halbringer > i want a bpo
SciWolf > looking for BPO
SciWolf > as everyone i think...
Jozsi > what's the ME on your tempest bpc and how much you want for one?
temuchin khan > i have 1 run apoc, 1 run raven, 3x1 run tempests, 2x 1 run scorps 1 mill each,.... closing this account down
Ozorgnax > WTS: Thorn Rage Rocket Blueprint 650 m
temuchin khan > me 35
Sharia Drow > temu: say 750k each, and i'll buy it
Sharia Drow > all of them
Jozsi > i'll buy 2 of the tempest ones for 1mill each
temuchin khan > nah already half price,..
temuchin khan > ok jozsi
Sharia Drow > ok, i'll just buy off escrow for 500k a pop then :)
temuchin khan > im in rens vi six kin
Jozsi > k, heading there
temuchin khan > sharia i do this for a living ,..plz do that if you can :)
Sharia Drow > temu: sell your account for a living?
Sharia Drow > :D
temuchin khan > no i deal with fukwits
Sayron5 > buy it off escrow so you don't get scammed... and inspect!
Sharia Drow > temu: oh, so you know yourself quite good then, how nice :)
Sharia Drow > *g,d&rvvf*
temuchin khan > ...and blocked
Sharia Drow > rofl :)
Sharia Drow > owned
Jenina Hawke > The haircolor of Jenina is not far from the truth
Jenina Hawke > Neither, I suppose, is the haircolor of Fnord :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > But they do say blondes have more fun
Fnord Prefect > if they are with me they do
Jenina Hawke holds up a bottle of blonde haircolor....
Fnord Prefect > is it lol'ing?
Jenina Hawke wonders if EUR would survive a blonde Jen
Jenina Hawke > Not yet, dear, not yet...
Fnord Prefect > if the bottle isn't having fun - being 'concentrated blonde - then i think theres something wrong with the saying
Jenina Hawke > I'm thinking you might be right, boss
Jenina Hawke > Besides, I'm not complaining :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > And I'm not sure the world is ready for a blonde me....
Fnord Prefect > a blonde bomb
Jenina Hawke > :P
Jenina Hawke > Missile.... :)
Fnord Prefect > I wonder if there is such a thing as a blonde smart-bomb
Jenina Hawke > Nope... that's an oxymoron
Jenina Hawke > Neither, I suppose, is the haircolor of Fnord :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > But they do say blondes have more fun
Fnord Prefect > if they are with me they do
Jenina Hawke holds up a bottle of blonde haircolor....
Fnord Prefect > is it lol'ing?
Jenina Hawke wonders if EUR would survive a blonde Jen
Jenina Hawke > Not yet, dear, not yet...
Fnord Prefect > if the bottle isn't having fun - being 'concentrated blonde - then i think theres something wrong with the saying
Jenina Hawke > I'm thinking you might be right, boss
Jenina Hawke > Besides, I'm not complaining :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > And I'm not sure the world is ready for a blonde me....
Fnord Prefect > a blonde bomb
Jenina Hawke > :P
Jenina Hawke > Missile.... :)
Fnord Prefect > I wonder if there is such a thing as a blonde smart-bomb
Jenina Hawke > Nope... that's an oxymoron
Sirine vonBek > what has your logistical analysis shown you so far?
Azia Burgi > we'd save money if we increased the MOQ to 10 for all accounts
Sirine vonBek > bibble
Azia Burgi > minimum order qty
Sirine vonBek > ahh
Sirine vonBek > sadly all i thought of was monthly ore quota
Sirine vonBek > :s
Azia Burgi > we'd save money if we increased the MOQ to 10 for all accounts
Sirine vonBek > bibble
Azia Burgi > minimum order qty
Sirine vonBek > ahh
Sirine vonBek > sadly all i thought of was monthly ore quota
Sirine vonBek > :s
Sanka Cofie > if you were still with rillaz that never would have happened... and we could still make out in the hangar like in the olden days. now i'm forced to make out with boosted. and he's a bad kisser.
Tityana > lol
TreXXON Junior > omfg
TreXXON Junior > groos
TreXXON Junior > gross
Tityana > wot is, your mother snogging?
Maxx Guillotine > tmi sanka
TreXXON Junior > no him making out with boosted
Tityana > ahh, boosted an sanke go way back, ive seen em do worse
TreXXON Junior > i can handle you snogging shagging or whatever
Itachi XIII >
u poor child
Tityana > lol
TreXXON Junior > the abuse i have to put up with
Tityana > lol
TreXXON Junior > omfg
TreXXON Junior > groos
TreXXON Junior > gross
Tityana > wot is, your mother snogging?
Maxx Guillotine > tmi sanka
TreXXON Junior > no him making out with boosted
Tityana > ahh, boosted an sanke go way back, ive seen em do worse
TreXXON Junior > i can handle you snogging shagging or whatever
Itachi XIII >
u poor child
Tityana > lol
TreXXON Junior > the abuse i have to put up with
Hunyoo Gurglebush > cholo
Hunyoo Gurglebush > The dreads have FINALLY FUCKING jumped in.
Ichabod Crane > lol
Hunyoo Gurglebush > Someone forgot that we needed a cyno field generator with the main fleet :P
Rodge > lol
* Ichabod Crane makes a post on the eve-o forums "omg bob are nubs they forgot cyno's for their dreads!!!!!!"
Grimpak > ROFL
Grimpak > noooooooobs!
Ifni > whats retarded is that you would end up wiht half of the fkn alliance going "wtf, no we didn't noob"
Hunyoo Gurglebush > The dreads have FINALLY FUCKING jumped in.
Ichabod Crane > lol
Hunyoo Gurglebush > Someone forgot that we needed a cyno field generator with the main fleet :P
Rodge > lol
* Ichabod Crane makes a post on the eve-o forums "omg bob are nubs they forgot cyno's for their dreads!!!!!!"
Grimpak > ROFL
Grimpak > noooooooobs!
Ifni > whats retarded is that you would end up wiht half of the fkn alliance going "wtf, no we didn't noob"
Azia Burgi > i really really really really need the loo but there is a wasp in the toliet and my dad is on the phone :'(
* Azia Burgi hates wasps
* Azia Burgi hates wasps
Pheidias > I was wondering if I could interest
you in buying a Caracal Navy Issue, fully loaded.
Aurum Potestasest > price?
Aurum Potestasest > and if this is a scam
just forget it
Pheidias > 140m with mods
*Pheidias has left the channel*
you in buying a Caracal Navy Issue, fully loaded.
Aurum Potestasest > price?
Aurum Potestasest > and if this is a scam
just forget it
Pheidias > 140m with mods
*Pheidias has left the channel*
<@Xero> Think the shaver is done recharging
<@Xero> afk
<@Xero> bitch
<@Xero> 0_0
<@Xero> Fucking gay
<@Xero> My dad needs to use the bathroom now
<@Xero> So i need to wait like 20 min
<Gindar> shave outside
<@Xero> No mirror
<@Xero> How do you shave the back of your head
<Gindar> you dont need a mirror to shave
<Gindar> trust me i shave in the shower all the time
<Gindar> i love it
<@Xero> My head for the record
<Gindar> i just use my finger to feel around
<@Xero> >_<
<&Malf> lol
<@Xero> This is the first time i did it anyway
<@Xero> Fucking gay
<@Xero> I have emo hair
<@Xero> I made a huge S in my hair
<@Xero> And it ran out of battery
<@Xero> afk
<@Xero> bitch
<@Xero> 0_0
<@Xero> Fucking gay
<@Xero> My dad needs to use the bathroom now
<@Xero> So i need to wait like 20 min
<Gindar> shave outside
<@Xero> No mirror
<@Xero> How do you shave the back of your head
<Gindar> you dont need a mirror to shave
<Gindar> trust me i shave in the shower all the time
<Gindar> i love it
<@Xero> My head for the record
<Gindar> i just use my finger to feel around
<@Xero> >_<
<&Malf> lol
<@Xero> This is the first time i did it anyway
<@Xero> Fucking gay
<@Xero> I have emo hair
<@Xero> I made a huge S in my hair
<@Xero> And it ran out of battery