Kazuma Ry > has anyone here pood your pants because you relaxed the wrong muscle?
Kasuko Merin > Something you want to tell us?
Kazuma Ry > yes, I was thinking of Leo, and relaxed too much, but then clenched at the last molment, pulling it back in
Kasuko Merin > Something you want to tell us?
Kazuma Ry > yes, I was thinking of Leo, and relaxed too much, but then clenched at the last molment, pulling it back in
Sarnen > Once upon a time there was 3 little carebears running missions in Gelfiven. Along came a 0.0 pilot who invited them to join FREGE in Outer Ring.
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
* Ivan Jakanov slaps captain da as hard as he can and starts running
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
HaulingAss > humm
HaulingAss > eve missing something ., dont ya feel it
Shadowglyph > has more than any other game avl, and hell this is the only pay to play game i have heard of that gives there expansions out for free
Shadowglyph > sure its not as massive as other games' expansions but they are still sugnifficant
HaulingAss > #e$^#^&ING PLANETS,, I CAN GO JUMP AROUND ON,, EAT THE &$&*&$ING DIRT,, SHIT IN THE WOOODS ,, jump back into my t3 ship head to the top[ of the planets just b4 you enter space ,, and ya jump ski diving back down to have 1 last good $%*&a...
HaulingAss > with betsy
HaulingAss > now thats a game
Shadowglyph > star trek online?
Shadowglyph > stil in development, but u can do that
HaulingAss > ya,, it a crock to right now
Shadowglyph > honestly the only new mmo that i'm excited about is the new star wars one, only cuz i like star wars =P
Shadowglyph > prolly wont even play it, but im still excited
HaulingAss > somebody at the testing games lab was told were all retards so i think there dumbing stuff up,, something to do with so many $*&$*ing fat people at mall mart,, hey check that site out ,, funny shit,,
Shadowglyph > lol
Shadowglyph > afk a few
HaulingAss > have ya seen it,, i love parking outside wallmart well my wife shops,, the &%$& fat asses ,, wow ,, 1 fell dowwn started rolling .. wallmart happy people ,, < retards for short ya like i want some $*&$ing retard druling over my flyer ,
HaulingAss > so %*^% you mallmart
Gralg Merglen > i didn't realise that the patch added 'nutcases standing on streetcorners yelling random shit'
HaulingAss > eve missing something ., dont ya feel it
Shadowglyph > has more than any other game avl, and hell this is the only pay to play game i have heard of that gives there expansions out for free
Shadowglyph > sure its not as massive as other games' expansions but they are still sugnifficant
HaulingAss > #e$^#^&ING PLANETS,, I CAN GO JUMP AROUND ON,, EAT THE &$&*&$ING DIRT,, SHIT IN THE WOOODS ,, jump back into my t3 ship head to the top[ of the planets just b4 you enter space ,, and ya jump ski diving back down to have 1 last good $%*&a...
HaulingAss > with betsy
HaulingAss > now thats a game
Shadowglyph > star trek online?
Shadowglyph > stil in development, but u can do that
HaulingAss > ya,, it a crock to right now
Shadowglyph > honestly the only new mmo that i'm excited about is the new star wars one, only cuz i like star wars =P
Shadowglyph > prolly wont even play it, but im still excited
HaulingAss > somebody at the testing games lab was told were all retards so i think there dumbing stuff up,, something to do with so many $*&$*ing fat people at mall mart,, hey check that site out ,, funny shit,,
Shadowglyph > lol
Shadowglyph > afk a few
HaulingAss > have ya seen it,, i love parking outside wallmart well my wife shops,, the &%$& fat asses ,, wow ,, 1 fell dowwn started rolling .. wallmart happy people ,, < retards for short ya like i want some $*&$ing retard druling over my flyer ,
HaulingAss > so %*^% you mallmart
Gralg Merglen > i didn't realise that the patch added 'nutcases standing on streetcorners yelling random shit'
Venom Orchid > WHAT WERE YOU SAYING IN LOCAL?
Raxip Elamp > I CAN'T REMEBER NOW IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Venom Orchid > RAX!
Venom Orchid > DON'T TAUNT ME
Raxip Elamp > OR WHAT VENOM? YOU'LL SHOUT AT ME?
Avan Sercedos > no she'll pay me to taunt you in local
Venom Orchid > NO, I'LL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT YOUR HULL SIZE
Kyle Langdon > oh shit
Xeross155 > Laggy internet + pirating
Xeross155 > cant be good
Raxip Elamp > EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TINY, I'M A RIFTER JOCKY, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE JUST COMPENSATING
Raxip Elamp > I CAN'T REMEBER NOW IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Venom Orchid > RAX!
Venom Orchid > DON'T TAUNT ME
Raxip Elamp > OR WHAT VENOM? YOU'LL SHOUT AT ME?
Avan Sercedos > no she'll pay me to taunt you in local
Venom Orchid > NO, I'LL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT YOUR HULL SIZE
Kyle Langdon > oh shit
Xeross155 > Laggy internet + pirating
Xeross155 > cant be good
Raxip Elamp > EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TINY, I'M A RIFTER JOCKY, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE JUST COMPENSATING
esquimo leviticus > are you really P-P-P-Pirates or does the CEO just have a stutter ;)
Bryce Calladan > Lvl 70 Scorpion Pilot LFG
Shadow XII > Get your basic learning to 5 and your advanced to 4.
Shadow XII > It's thirty days, but it's worth it.
Shadow XII > Doing what I call the 'Learning Rampage' at the start of every character makes you save one day in three.
Shadow XII > So if you don't do the Rampage, all your friends will be in Marauders gleefully blowing shit up while you sit around masturbating to the one in your hangar you can't use because your skills haven't caught up with your wallet.
Shadow XII > It's thirty days, but it's worth it.
Shadow XII > Doing what I call the 'Learning Rampage' at the start of every character makes you save one day in three.
Shadow XII > So if you don't do the Rampage, all your friends will be in Marauders gleefully blowing shit up while you sit around masturbating to the one in your hangar you can't use because your skills haven't caught up with your wallet.
<wizzard66> i never had a man caring for me
<wizzard66> well, not since boys choir that is
<Spoofe> wizz is drunk :D<3
<wizzard66> well, not since boys choir that is
<Spoofe> wizz is drunk :D<3
<+Batolemaeus> also
<+Batolemaeus> i just linked a nick to my name
<+Batolemaeus> because i am
<+Batolemaeus> *puts on sunglasses*
Batolemaeus is now known as Batman
<+Batman> YEEEEEAAAAHHHH
<+Batolemaeus> i just linked a nick to my name
<+Batolemaeus> because i am
<+Batolemaeus> *puts on sunglasses*
Batolemaeus is now known as Batman
<+Batman> YEEEEEAAAAHHHH