couger malthas > griz will you bare my children?
Griznatle > ill have to get a uterus installed
Griznatle > but sure
Griznatle > ill have to get a uterus installed
Griznatle > but sure
Morsmorde > All hail the great kinran, keeper of the channel. We are not worthy for your bombardment of rules and regulations. Please take this token in respect!.. -=hands him some miley cyrus tickets=-
Dark Odie > i am flying a giant dick o/
Vaderdood > lol
Vaderdood > who's dick is it?
Jago Kain > 'geddon?
Jago Kain > ..or punisher?
Vaderdood > what you flying?
Dark Odie > i am flying a thorax :)
Jago Kain > ...hmmm..
Jago Kain > thorax isnt particularly dick-like really
Jago Kain > ...more clit like in fact; you have to be a cunt to own one
Vaderdood > lol
Jago Kain > thorax - the "ford capri" of eve online
<Maarud> I'm eating a banana
<Maarud> I'm pretending its a cock
<Maarud> I'm pretending its a cock
rockarolla > You currently have 170 skills and 68,684,659 skill points
DARKWANDERER > You have something to prove, rockarolla? You said that like an hour ago
IceGuerilla > You currently have 300 skills and 97,444,009 skill points
IceGuerilla > Knowing how to use the Backspace button and the numpad is a great skill to have!
IceGuerilla > Learn how to pass barcodes in front of a laser scanner, and you could be working at a supermarket next week!
DARKWANDERER > You have something to prove, rockarolla? You said that like an hour ago
IceGuerilla > You currently have 300 skills and 97,444,009 skill points
IceGuerilla > Knowing how to use the Backspace button and the numpad is a great skill to have!
IceGuerilla > Learn how to pass barcodes in front of a laser scanner, and you could be working at a supermarket next week!
<Cassiusss> Im not a fag Ive only sucked one dick my entire life
<Gryphius> Boredom strikes.
<Gryphius> Is pissing out the window fun?
<Evelgrivion> I'll let you discover that one, Groves
<Evelgrivion> Gryphius even
<Gryphius> Because I need to piss
<Gryphius> And the bathroom is about 20 feet away
<Gryphius> And the window is about 10
<Evelgrivion> And you could have traveled what
<Evelgrivion> 200 feet in the time youve spent talking about htis?
<Evelgrivion> Go be decent
<Evelgrivion> :p
<Gryphius> But like
<Gryphius> There are so many people that could be pissed upon
<Gryphius> If only it were socially acceptable to piss your pants
<Gryphius> You know how convenient life would be?
<Gryphius> You wouldn't have to get up in the middle of movies.
<Gryphius> You could just piss yourself.
<Gryphius> And nobody would care
<Gryphius> Like you could just be walking and decide to piss
<Gryphius> No more porto-potties littering construction zones
<Gryphius> Only bathrooms would be tubes you could use to vacuum shit out.
<Gryphius> Why am I thinking out loud?
<Ulviirala> wtf
<Gryphius> Is pissing out the window fun?
<Evelgrivion> I'll let you discover that one, Groves
<Evelgrivion> Gryphius even
<Gryphius> Because I need to piss
<Gryphius> And the bathroom is about 20 feet away
<Gryphius> And the window is about 10
<Evelgrivion> And you could have traveled what
<Evelgrivion> 200 feet in the time youve spent talking about htis?
<Evelgrivion> Go be decent
<Evelgrivion> :p
<Gryphius> But like
<Gryphius> There are so many people that could be pissed upon
<Gryphius> If only it were socially acceptable to piss your pants
<Gryphius> You know how convenient life would be?
<Gryphius> You wouldn't have to get up in the middle of movies.
<Gryphius> You could just piss yourself.
<Gryphius> And nobody would care
<Gryphius> Like you could just be walking and decide to piss
<Gryphius> No more porto-potties littering construction zones
<Gryphius> Only bathrooms would be tubes you could use to vacuum shit out.
<Gryphius> Why am I thinking out loud?
<Ulviirala> wtf
Amy Homolak > since we are having such a hard time getting an office down here, i think we should build that station and have an office then
Augin Soric > heh
Augin Soric > "fuck you guys, were making our own station"!
Kofoburu > yea!
Augin Soric > "with hookers...and blackjack!"
Augin Soric > "know what? forget the blackjack!"
Augin Soric > heh
Augin Soric > "fuck you guys, were making our own station"!
Kofoburu > yea!
Augin Soric > "with hookers...and blackjack!"
Augin Soric > "know what? forget the blackjack!"
helge3 > what can you do with passanger or slaves?
ISD Kinran > .... free them....
Kahranne > horrible, horrible things
Kahranne > yes, free them of life's pain!
Washell Olivaw > jettison them and blow the can, or leave them in space to die, keep them in your hangar for all eternity... plenty of things
helge3 > so theres no finantial; gain in eve using them?
ISD Kinran > you can sell slaves for a rather lucrative profit, depending on how you obtained them... though i personally frown on slave trading.... I'm a minnie after all
Washell Olivaw > hmm, an ISD slave should fetch a nice price ;)
ISD Kinran > :0
ISD Kinran > Teabiscuits is one of my slaves....
ISD Kinran > .... free them....
Kahranne > horrible, horrible things
Kahranne > yes, free them of life's pain!
Washell Olivaw > jettison them and blow the can, or leave them in space to die, keep them in your hangar for all eternity... plenty of things
helge3 > so theres no finantial; gain in eve using them?
ISD Kinran > you can sell slaves for a rather lucrative profit, depending on how you obtained them... though i personally frown on slave trading.... I'm a minnie after all
Washell Olivaw > hmm, an ISD slave should fetch a nice price ;)
ISD Kinran > :0
ISD Kinran > Teabiscuits is one of my slaves....
SharpMango > rifter has scan resolutions of 660mm, mael 90
Tainted Avenger > dont quote me, but i think its faster locks the higher ur own res
Kbobiller > well my crow has a res of 860 and it locks as fast as a rat up a drainpipe so you could be on the money there TA
Tainted Avenger > tho there are other factors that are involved im sure
Tainted Avenger > i would bet range would also play a factor
SharpMango > a rat up a drainpipe?
SharpMango > rats dont slip?
Kbobiller > yup. theres nothing quicker
Tainted Avenger > mice might, but not a rat
Kbobiller > except shit off a shovel
Tainted Avenger > lol
SharpMango > i was just imagining a rat being like bambi on ice trying to get up my greasy drainpipe
SharpMango > =|
SharpMango > that wasnt sexual innuendo
Tainted Avenger > lol is that what u call that hole Mr. Baldwin?
SharpMango > lol
SharpMango > lets move on
Tainted Avenger > HAHA
Tainted Avenger > owned
Tainted Avenger > dont quote me, but i think its faster locks the higher ur own res
Kbobiller > well my crow has a res of 860 and it locks as fast as a rat up a drainpipe so you could be on the money there TA
Tainted Avenger > tho there are other factors that are involved im sure
Tainted Avenger > i would bet range would also play a factor
SharpMango > a rat up a drainpipe?
SharpMango > rats dont slip?
Kbobiller > yup. theres nothing quicker
Tainted Avenger > mice might, but not a rat
Kbobiller > except shit off a shovel
Tainted Avenger > lol
SharpMango > i was just imagining a rat being like bambi on ice trying to get up my greasy drainpipe
SharpMango > =|
SharpMango > that wasnt sexual innuendo
Tainted Avenger > lol is that what u call that hole Mr. Baldwin?
SharpMango > lol
SharpMango > lets move on
Tainted Avenger > HAHA
Tainted Avenger > owned