Hitome Kei > So i challenged Mathra to drinking him under the tablew someday...
Hitome Kei > IRL i want to try someday'
Hitome Kei > then I remembered ... he is Aussie and that is impossible.
Hitome Kei > we all know they live upside down and the table i would chose i'd have to drink him on top the table...
Math'ra Hiede > /emote chuckles
Hitome Kei > that just sounds wrong
Hitome Kei > very wrong
Morwen Lagann > ... yeah
Hitome Kei > IRL i want to try someday'
Hitome Kei > then I remembered ... he is Aussie and that is impossible.
Hitome Kei > we all know they live upside down and the table i would chose i'd have to drink him on top the table...
Math'ra Hiede > /emote chuckles
Hitome Kei > that just sounds wrong
Hitome Kei > very wrong
Morwen Lagann > ... yeah
Samuel Vimes > ahahahahahaha
Samuel Vimes > CCP humor is SO FUNNY
Samuel Vimes > adandon drone next to return to drone bay, what laughs!
Ashar KorAzor > ><
Samuel Vimes > /emote gradually collects his drones.
Samuel Vimes > CCP humor is SO FUNNY
Samuel Vimes > adandon drone next to return to drone bay, what laughs!
Ashar KorAzor > ><
Samuel Vimes > /emote gradually collects his drones.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Uzazi Spellgazer > Du er så grim at du gør blinde børn bange You are so ugly you scare blind children
Senn Typhos > /emote sighs. > My leg brace effing itches. Gottii, fix this problem instead of the isk one.
Ashar KorAzor > You have leg braces?
Ashar KorAzor > Hurt laigz?
Ashar KorAzor > Forrest Gimp fan club?
Senn Typhos > No, I have a single elastic one for my knee, what with me fucking it up a few days ago.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh
Ashar KorAzor > feel betters
Ashar KorAzor > *Gump
Ashar KorAzor > Heh, Forrest Gimp.
Ashar KorAzor > Life is like a sex dungeon, you never know what you're gonna get.
Ashar KorAzor > You have leg braces?
Ashar KorAzor > Hurt laigz?
Ashar KorAzor > Forrest Gimp fan club?
Senn Typhos > No, I have a single elastic one for my knee, what with me fucking it up a few days ago.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh
Ashar KorAzor > feel betters
Ashar KorAzor > *Gump
Ashar KorAzor > Heh, Forrest Gimp.
Ashar KorAzor > Life is like a sex dungeon, you never know what you're gonna get.
Dez Affinity > i love omens
Ford Chicago > i love nomens.
Dez Affinity > i live mormons
Ford Chicago > i *was* a mormon? wanna be my second wife?
Ford Chicago > i love nomens.
Dez Affinity > i live mormons
Ford Chicago > i *was* a mormon? wanna be my second wife?
Teranicus > why's a8a empty?
mark sunamises > because we have been evicted :(
Teranicus > err
Teranicus > crap
Teranicus > how long have i been gone
Solelorn > 3 weeks at least
mark sunamises > about a month
Teranicus > wierd
Teranicus > i barely remember any of it
Ric Adburr > meth is a hell of a drug
mark sunamises > because we have been evicted :(
Teranicus > err
Teranicus > crap
Teranicus > how long have i been gone
Solelorn > 3 weeks at least
mark sunamises > about a month
Teranicus > wierd
Teranicus > i barely remember any of it
Ric Adburr > meth is a hell of a drug
DraLaFi > o/
DraLaFi > now that is strange...
Sanaya Sien > ?
DraLaFi > no evemail-flash? everybody called in sick today ?
DraLaFi > now that is strange...
Sanaya Sien > ?
DraLaFi > no evemail-flash? everybody called in sick today ?
Sitara Roshan > i blame rebecca - today at work she was reading a referral with someone with what she called a vaginal stimulator - it really said vagus nerve stimulator, we were in tears
Talvu > Katsu the last person I take aboard any of my ships is a Hobo, all they do is constantly beg you for money while stinking up the place.
Katsu Masanori > hahaha
Katsu Masanori > but they are such cute little fellows out there cavorting in space playing tag
Isabella Nevsky > tag!
*Isabella Nevsky tags Katsu
Katsu Masanori > tags Isa back
Katsu Masanori > yells no tags back
Isabella Nevsky > no tag backs!
Katsu Masanori > you were too slow
Katsu Masanori > so you got it nwo
*Isabella Nevsky cries
Isabella Nevsky > no fair
Katsu Masanori > don't cry Isa, just tag Talvu, he's a big tough miner
*Isabella Nevsky tags Talvu
Katsu Masanori > he can take it
Isabella Nevsky > no tag backs
Isabella Nevsky > lol
Katsu Masanori > can't tag me Talvu, I've been tagged already
Talvu > acquires target launch on Isabella, deploys 5 ogres and gives the sick em command.
Katsu Masanori > hahaha
Katsu Masanori > can't tag her back either
Katsu Masanori > find a new toon to tag
Talvu > who said anything about tagging >:)
*Hiro Strike uses Target Painter on everyone in the area. "TAG!"
*Isabella Nevsky hides behind a very large Concord ship
Katsu Masanori > hahaha
Talvu > well shi.....CONCORDED
Hiro Strike > Now listen closely for F16 dropping a surprise
Katsu Masanori > hahaha
Katsu Masanori > but they are such cute little fellows out there cavorting in space playing tag
Isabella Nevsky > tag!
*Isabella Nevsky tags Katsu
Katsu Masanori > tags Isa back
Katsu Masanori > yells no tags back
Isabella Nevsky > no tag backs!
Katsu Masanori > you were too slow
Katsu Masanori > so you got it nwo
*Isabella Nevsky cries
Isabella Nevsky > no fair
Katsu Masanori > don't cry Isa, just tag Talvu, he's a big tough miner
*Isabella Nevsky tags Talvu
Katsu Masanori > he can take it
Isabella Nevsky > no tag backs
Isabella Nevsky > lol
Katsu Masanori > can't tag me Talvu, I've been tagged already
Talvu > acquires target launch on Isabella, deploys 5 ogres and gives the sick em command.
Katsu Masanori > hahaha
Katsu Masanori > can't tag her back either
Katsu Masanori > find a new toon to tag
Talvu > who said anything about tagging >:)
*Hiro Strike uses Target Painter on everyone in the area. "TAG!"
*Isabella Nevsky hides behind a very large Concord ship
Katsu Masanori > hahaha
Talvu > well shi.....CONCORDED
Hiro Strike > Now listen closely for F16 dropping a surprise