Nebbeshim > Tired of huddling in a base while you wait for someone else in your corp to log in during a wardec? Come to Perkone! Perkone! Taking over the galaxy... one slacker at a time!
Nebbeshim > Perkone! The pay's not great but you can be your own boss and they don't care if you're high!
derloki > niemals
Svetdana > ./wardec perkone
Nebbeshim > Wouldn't work heh heh heh
Svetdana > ./suicide gank Nebbeshim
Nebbeshim > Ah see that'd work.
Nebbeshim > Especially if I'm high. Which I could be at this very moment!
Nebbeshim > Perkone! The pay's not great but you can be your own boss and they don't care if you're high!
derloki > niemals
Svetdana > ./wardec perkone
Nebbeshim > Wouldn't work heh heh heh
Svetdana > ./suicide gank Nebbeshim
Nebbeshim > Ah see that'd work.
Nebbeshim > Especially if I'm high. Which I could be at this very moment!
Screaming Blade > How the fack did i get 17 cosmic signatures at 100% with 3 probes
Screaming Blade > now if only i could scan a love life like that
Screaming Blade > now if only i could scan a love life like that
CursedEagle79 > gunmen camping hag
SuperNova221 > That is disgusting, but don't expect anything more
CursedEagle79 > all in hacs and bc and bs
CursedEagle79 > and this fucking tempest is following me like a dick
CursedEagle79 > wtf idiot
CursedEagle79 > followed me from hek gate
CursedEagle79 > oh nvm
CursedEagle79 > overview bug
SuperNova221 > That is disgusting, but don't expect anything more
CursedEagle79 > all in hacs and bc and bs
CursedEagle79 > and this fucking tempest is following me like a dick
CursedEagle79 > wtf idiot
CursedEagle79 > followed me from hek gate
CursedEagle79 > oh nvm
CursedEagle79 > overview bug
Baalkannon > is that code for long borring freighter op?
* Baalkannon shoots himself in the head in advance *
* Baalkannon wakes up in the clone vat *
Baalkannon > ... fuck gotta remember that trick doesnt work in eve -.-;
* Baalkannon shoots himself in the head in advance *
* Baalkannon wakes up in the clone vat *
Baalkannon > ... fuck gotta remember that trick doesnt work in eve -.-;
Mazzic Karde > Contrary to popular belief, CCP's main product is lag. Eve Online is just a side effect
Syfa > OH GOD FURCADIA THE MEMORIES THEY HURT
Syfa > FUCK!
Milo Caman > What?
Syfa > I went to work a shift over at another store for a manager I know... and they had this... well really fat weaboo girl
Syfa > Who decided that I *must* like her, because I like anime
Syfa > So, she was telling me *ALL* about herself
Syfa > And then she drops the fucking nuke
Syfa > "So, have you heard of furcadia or furries before"
Syfa > GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WOMAN YOU ARE UNCLEAN!
Milo Caman > Reaction at time?
Syfa > Tried to find the can of air-freshener I saw earlier
Syfa > cause I know that shit makes *amazing* impromptu flamethrower
Syfa > I think she hid it
Syfa > FUCK!
Milo Caman > What?
Syfa > I went to work a shift over at another store for a manager I know... and they had this... well really fat weaboo girl
Syfa > Who decided that I *must* like her, because I like anime
Syfa > So, she was telling me *ALL* about herself
Syfa > And then she drops the fucking nuke
Syfa > "So, have you heard of furcadia or furries before"
Syfa > GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WOMAN YOU ARE UNCLEAN!
Milo Caman > Reaction at time?
Syfa > Tried to find the can of air-freshener I saw earlier
Syfa > cause I know that shit makes *amazing* impromptu flamethrower
Syfa > I think she hid it
haav0c > /emote whistles tunelessly
Endo Scrote > lo Haav
haav0c > o/
XennoX268 > Gratz on the kill haav
XennoX268 > :P
haav0c > >.>
haav0c > i sense a slight mocking
XennoX268 > Wait, why are you all of a sudden blue to me?
haav0c > we're best friends forever?
XennoX268 > It certainly looks that way >.>
haav0c > awesome.
haav0c > give me ur stuff.
XennoX268 > :/
XennoX268 > /emote gives haav0c a boot up the ass
haav0c > that's one of the worst places to get a boot!
haav0c > i thought we were friends!
XennoX268 > You didn't specify what stuff
XennoX268 > So I gave you the only stuff I had, and decided to give it to you in the cliched form
haav0c > i don't like you as my new friend =(
Endo Scrote > lo Haav
haav0c > o/
XennoX268 > Gratz on the kill haav
XennoX268 > :P
haav0c > >.>
haav0c > i sense a slight mocking
XennoX268 > Wait, why are you all of a sudden blue to me?
haav0c > we're best friends forever?
XennoX268 > It certainly looks that way >.>
haav0c > awesome.
haav0c > give me ur stuff.
XennoX268 > :/
XennoX268 > /emote gives haav0c a boot up the ass
haav0c > that's one of the worst places to get a boot!
haav0c > i thought we were friends!
XennoX268 > You didn't specify what stuff
XennoX268 > So I gave you the only stuff I had, and decided to give it to you in the cliched form
haav0c > i don't like you as my new friend =(
Tomas Ysidro > I should at least get them to build me a rag first amirite
Kripple > you need to get an aeon first
Kripple > we have 3 halves .. so if we get a 4th, we'll finally have two
ECHAeries > So when you gang up do the Aeon pilots go like: x aeon, who can be my ship hull buddy??
Kripple > pretty much, we draw straws as to who gets left behind
Kripple > you need to get an aeon first
Kripple > we have 3 halves .. so if we get a 4th, we'll finally have two
ECHAeries > So when you gang up do the Aeon pilots go like: x aeon, who can be my ship hull buddy??
Kripple > pretty much, we draw straws as to who gets left behind
me-kesper-north: hey mjed
me-kesper-north: navy lead now has a reflecting pool
me-kesper-north: i thought it would improve our feng shui
me-kesper-north: we just need to get me-rock-garden and me-bonsai
me-kesper-north: and we are set
ME-Lake: You're all just jealous your names are longer than four characters.
me-kesper-north: navy lead now has a reflecting pool
me-kesper-north: i thought it would improve our feng shui
me-kesper-north: we just need to get me-rock-garden and me-bonsai
me-kesper-north: and we are set
ME-Lake: You're all just jealous your names are longer than four characters.
jih chop > hey guys, don't mind bloody and celf down there all by themselves,
jih chop > they went down there for a "circle party"
jih chop > but failed to realize they need more people,
jih chop > they've just spent the last hour chasing each other around a tabel
jih chop > *table
Cojimar > who's the pivet man lol
jih chop > they don't know, that's the problem,
jih chop > they flipped a coin
jih chop > but it fell on the floor
Cojimar > lmao
jih chop > everytime one bends over to pick it up
jih chop > the other comes running
Cojimar > lol then we shall find out real soon listen for the scream
jih chop > they went down there for a "circle party"
jih chop > but failed to realize they need more people,
jih chop > they've just spent the last hour chasing each other around a tabel
jih chop > *table
Cojimar > who's the pivet man lol
jih chop > they don't know, that's the problem,
jih chop > they flipped a coin
jih chop > but it fell on the floor
Cojimar > lmao
jih chop > everytime one bends over to pick it up
jih chop > the other comes running
Cojimar > lol then we shall find out real soon listen for the scream