Screaming Blade > and this blackhole system is scary
Screaming Blade > its like looking at a goatse...
Screaming Blade > its like looking at a goatse...
Fatwatai > Dude,...
Fatwatai > Note.
Fatwatai > That thing is being tanked...
Fatwatai > BY A HEAVY DRONE. With Logi support.
Jhaelin Anarise > Motherfucker killed my drone.
Jhaelin Anarise > Hmm. Maybe not
Fatwatai > Heavy Drone.
Fatwatai > Tanked a battleship.
Fatwatai > You win at EVE now.
Vizagrim > I'm sorry... BUT.... LMMFAO
Jhaelin Anarise > But it's not responding to my commands. Hmm.
Stelios Alexis > You win a free internet. Don't spend it all in one place.
Fatwatai > It can't hear the commands over the sounds of how awesome it is.
Fatwatai > Note.
Fatwatai > That thing is being tanked...
Fatwatai > BY A HEAVY DRONE. With Logi support.
Jhaelin Anarise > Motherfucker killed my drone.
Jhaelin Anarise > Hmm. Maybe not
Fatwatai > Heavy Drone.
Fatwatai > Tanked a battleship.
Fatwatai > You win at EVE now.
Vizagrim > I'm sorry... BUT.... LMMFAO
Jhaelin Anarise > But it's not responding to my commands. Hmm.
Stelios Alexis > You win a free internet. Don't spend it all in one place.
Fatwatai > It can't hear the commands over the sounds of how awesome it is.
Damark > hmm sharp pain when i inhale
Damark > thats likley not good
haav0c > is it consistent?
haav0c > or just once, at random?
Damark > no
Damark > couple times
haav0c > that happens to me occasionally
Damark > but not on every breath
Damark > are you dying of cancer or anything>?
haav0c > nah
haav0c > 19
haav0c > prime of my life
Damark > aight im fine then
haav0c > oh and my arm just fell off.
haav0c > typing with one hand
Damark > ah
Damark > mine too
Damark > weird
haav0c > no! other hand!
haav0c > using penis now
haav0c > oh ffs
Damark > is there any other way to type?
haav0c > glaring at the keys seems to be working.
Damark > thats likley not good
haav0c > is it consistent?
haav0c > or just once, at random?
Damark > no
Damark > couple times
haav0c > that happens to me occasionally
Damark > but not on every breath
Damark > are you dying of cancer or anything>?
haav0c > nah
haav0c > 19
haav0c > prime of my life
Damark > aight im fine then
haav0c > oh and my arm just fell off.
haav0c > typing with one hand
Damark > ah
Damark > mine too
Damark > weird
haav0c > no! other hand!
haav0c > using penis now
haav0c > oh ffs
Damark > is there any other way to type?
haav0c > glaring at the keys seems to be working.
Delewinn > rofl
Delewinn > carebear
BeanBagKing > they need a carebears anonomous
BeanBagKing > admitting the problem is the first step
Delewinn > lol
BeanBagKing > "hi, I'm BeanBagKing... I don't really know why I'm here, I don't have an issue"
BeanBagKing > "Booo Hiss... tell the truth.... be honest"
BeanBagKing > "*SOB!* I love highsec and mining!"
Delewinn > carebear
BeanBagKing > they need a carebears anonomous
BeanBagKing > admitting the problem is the first step
Delewinn > lol
BeanBagKing > "hi, I'm BeanBagKing... I don't really know why I'm here, I don't have an issue"
BeanBagKing > "Booo Hiss... tell the truth.... be honest"
BeanBagKing > "*SOB!* I love highsec and mining!"
Bartoszj > wow is there no honest people left in this world?
Fugusha Kisai > nope
Fugusha Kisai > welcome to jita
Fugusha Kisai > nope
Fugusha Kisai > welcome to jita
jih chop > ok, new topic
Fredy Krueger > thank god xD
jih chop > if you could travel in time
jih chop > and went either slightly into the past or future
Fredy Krueger > past
jih chop > and met yourself
Fredy Krueger > what if there is NO future??? !
jih chop > and had sex with yourself
jih chop > would that be gay?
jih chop > or just advanced masturbation?
Fredy Krueger > thank god xD
jih chop > if you could travel in time
jih chop > and went either slightly into the past or future
Fredy Krueger > past
jih chop > and met yourself
Fredy Krueger > what if there is NO future??? !
jih chop > and had sex with yourself
jih chop > would that be gay?
jih chop > or just advanced masturbation?
jih chop > So, I have three accounts
jih chop > I run them all simultaneously
Fredy Krueger > /emote claps
jih chop > and ALT+TAB between them
jih chop > I am therefore constantly ALT-TABbing between windows constantly, all night long
Fredy Krueger > i used to use two screens for two :P
Fredy Krueger > but my friends no longer play :(
Fredy Krueger > so what yya using 'em for?
jih chop > well, this morning, I woke up and looked at the clock saw what time it was, and rolled over to go back to sleep
Fredy Krueger > /emote waits patiently
jih chop > while thinking to myself I'll just ALT+TAB to my other self and let THAT me get up while this me sleeps a little longer
jih chop > I run them all simultaneously
Fredy Krueger > /emote claps
jih chop > and ALT+TAB between them
jih chop > I am therefore constantly ALT-TABbing between windows constantly, all night long
Fredy Krueger > i used to use two screens for two :P
Fredy Krueger > but my friends no longer play :(
Fredy Krueger > so what yya using 'em for?
jih chop > well, this morning, I woke up and looked at the clock saw what time it was, and rolled over to go back to sleep
Fredy Krueger > /emote waits patiently
jih chop > while thinking to myself I'll just ALT+TAB to my other self and let THAT me get up while this me sleeps a little longer
Galadriela > your orca is basically a floating market now :P
Screaming Blade > Taada, Jitas'on'wheels
Screaming Blade > Taada, Jitas'on'wheels
Synapse> I misread"defensive driving" as "defensivedrawing" ... the first thing I thought ofwas like.. drawing goatse to scare away muggers or somthing...
Synapse> ... I feel like itmight actually work..
Synapse> ... I feel like itmight actually work..
<Izuru_Hishido> children just don't make that 'baaa' noise that I find so goddamn erotic in the middle of the night