Twilight Rider > hehee, well, I have noticed some make new chars just to get isk fast
salahrai > yeah?
salahrai > icelandic standard crown?
salahrai > kroner
Twilight Rider > I want RL money to be as easy to get :)
Syvierre > lol
salahrai > yeah me too...............lol
Twilight Rider > Just walk into a room and shout "I LOST MY CAR NEED 10.000 KR FOR A NEW ONE!"
Twilight Rider > I should try that in the supermarket, right?
salahrai > ha ha.................you'd get strange looks
Syvierre > or escorted out by security :P
Twilight Rider > My BF says my driving is influenced by Eve
Syvierre > warp?
Twilight Rider > I stare at the people in front of me and consider popping their ships...
Twilight Rider > Just can't find the drone release
Syvierre > haha, remind me not to fly in front of you :P
Twilight Rider > I fly mean ... ehm... drive hard
salahrai > yeah?
salahrai > icelandic standard crown?
salahrai > kroner
Twilight Rider > I want RL money to be as easy to get :)
Syvierre > lol
salahrai > yeah me too...............lol
Twilight Rider > Just walk into a room and shout "I LOST MY CAR NEED 10.000 KR FOR A NEW ONE!"
Twilight Rider > I should try that in the supermarket, right?
salahrai > ha ha.................you'd get strange looks
Syvierre > or escorted out by security :P
Twilight Rider > My BF says my driving is influenced by Eve
Syvierre > warp?
Twilight Rider > I stare at the people in front of me and consider popping their ships...
Twilight Rider > Just can't find the drone release
Syvierre > haha, remind me not to fly in front of you :P
Twilight Rider > I fly mean ... ehm... drive hard
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Tom Dreyfus > bah, no wormholes in here either :(
Funkcikle > u in search of bungholes ?
Funkcikle > filthy things i wont have nothing to do with em
Funkcikle > taint natural
Tom Dreyfus > yes, i have a talent for finding awesome pvp with w-space retards
Tom Dreyfus > i stole an orca from some particularily bad one yesterday :P
Funkcikle > god intended man to fly his internet spaceship through stargate, in a honist and decent fashion, not be popping in and out of unatural bungholes, spreading disease
Funkcikle > u in search of bungholes ?
Funkcikle > filthy things i wont have nothing to do with em
Funkcikle > taint natural
Tom Dreyfus > yes, i have a talent for finding awesome pvp with w-space retards
Tom Dreyfus > i stole an orca from some particularily bad one yesterday :P
Funkcikle > god intended man to fly his internet spaceship through stargate, in a honist and decent fashion, not be popping in and out of unatural bungholes, spreading disease
EVE System > Channel changed to Vlillirier Local Channel
Seraphim Risen > I don't think there are enough stations here
Derwent > weve petitioned for more
Seraphim Risen > I don't think there are enough stations here
Derwent > weve petitioned for more
Mattias Kerensky > Faction gear is for folks who don't have faith in their fittings or their penis size and have to compensate.
Bloody Thought > WOOT!!!!!! <b>Dread Guristas Kinetic Deflection Amplifier</b>
Bloody Thought > was following an escalation
Bloody Thought > the escalation died but the dread rat dropped that
lannycameron > nice
Bloody Thought > i was happy lol
Bloody Thought > and 11 mil bounty to boot
lannycameron > lol nice
Calvmar > nice bloody
Bloody Thought > in the words of ron white.....its been a good day tater
Calvmar > lol
Bloody Thought > i got this today too <b>Crystal Alpha</b>
jih chop > /emote tethers his cloaked salvager to bloody . . . .
Calvmar > lol
jih chop > time to start following someone around everywhere he goes
Calvmar > trains ninja and follows bloddy
Bloody Thought > needs to train spelling as well lol
jih chop > :)
jih chop > he couldn't find the skillbook for spelling, they're listed alphabetically
Bloody Thought > was following an escalation
Bloody Thought > the escalation died but the dread rat dropped that
lannycameron > nice
Bloody Thought > i was happy lol
Bloody Thought > and 11 mil bounty to boot
lannycameron > lol nice
Calvmar > nice bloody
Bloody Thought > in the words of ron white.....its been a good day tater
Calvmar > lol
Bloody Thought > i got this today too <b>Crystal Alpha</b>
jih chop > /emote tethers his cloaked salvager to bloody . . . .
Calvmar > lol
jih chop > time to start following someone around everywhere he goes
Calvmar > trains ninja and follows bloddy
Bloody Thought > needs to train spelling as well lol
jih chop > :)
jih chop > he couldn't find the skillbook for spelling, they're listed alphabetically
Troll Bridgington > Has anyone ever tried masturbating and timing an orgasm for the moment the cluster shutdown timer hits zero?
sodney > man my oxygen planet makes too much oxygen :|
sodney > i feel like im the spaceballs and its planet druidia
sodney > i feel like im the spaceballs and its planet druidia
angient > Anything goin on?
Karrth moonblade > dunno I'm not in 0.0 atm
Durgar Tulan > im sure theres something going on
Berneh > "these are not the goings on you are looking for"
Tochimo > I think that's Nerd for go away =P
Karrth moonblade > dunno I'm not in 0.0 atm
Durgar Tulan > im sure theres something going on
Berneh > "these are not the goings on you are looking for"
Tochimo > I think that's Nerd for go away =P
Seriphyn Inhonores > does auto-reject apply to people in your contacts too?
Rodtrik > no lcue
Rodtrik > clue even
Louella Dougans > yes
Louella Dougans > auto-reject = only ISD/GMs can convo you unexpectedly
Alexandre Din > /emote waves at Lillith cheerily.
Rodtrik > lol so if you have autoreject on, and you get a random popup chat
Rodtrik > it's either very good, or very very bad
Louella Dougans > maybe
Rodtrik > or a lolable mistake might happen and they say "sorry wrong button"
Urman Aruze > Or then a dev wants to say "hi" to a random player after having too much bree?
Rodtrik > that would be awesome
Rodtrik > it's like random convo
Windle Poons > I wonder if they have fixed GMs showing in station list when docked and hidden in local
Rodtrik > "hi"
"uuh hi what's up torfi?>.."
"Just wanted to let you know something."
Rodtrik > "What's that?"
"I'm currently drunk off my ass, as well as the rest of CCP. If something goes wrong with the servers, just blame Tuxford for us ok?"
Rodtrik > "...um...ok?...why don't you just...keep people from going in?"
"That's not how we roll at CCP. Didn't you see the fucking rap video we made? We're hardcore!"
".....wat"
Rodtrik > no lcue
Rodtrik > clue even
Louella Dougans > yes
Louella Dougans > auto-reject = only ISD/GMs can convo you unexpectedly
Alexandre Din > /emote waves at Lillith cheerily.
Rodtrik > lol so if you have autoreject on, and you get a random popup chat
Rodtrik > it's either very good, or very very bad
Louella Dougans > maybe
Rodtrik > or a lolable mistake might happen and they say "sorry wrong button"
Urman Aruze > Or then a dev wants to say "hi" to a random player after having too much bree?
Rodtrik > that would be awesome
Rodtrik > it's like random convo
Windle Poons > I wonder if they have fixed GMs showing in station list when docked and hidden in local
Rodtrik > "hi"
"uuh hi what's up torfi?>.."
"Just wanted to let you know something."
Rodtrik > "What's that?"
"I'm currently drunk off my ass, as well as the rest of CCP. If something goes wrong with the servers, just blame Tuxford for us ok?"
Rodtrik > "...um...ok?...why don't you just...keep people from going in?"
"That's not how we roll at CCP. Didn't you see the fucking rap video we made? We're hardcore!"
".....wat"