Dalete > Mom and dad love me again. :P
Dalete > Gallente is now back on my "liked by" list
Dian Lung > "Mom and Dad love me more!" "No they don't!" "Yeah they do! Look at your standings!
Dawn Akaria > Afk, grinding chores for rep.
Dawn Akaria > O.o
Dalete > "DO THE DISHES!" mission gets you +0.5% standings in the Household Bliss faction. :P
Dian Lung > Bank of Mom & Dad. :P
Dian Lung > The LP rewards aren't that bad, though
Dalete > Gallente is now back on my "liked by" list
Dian Lung > "Mom and Dad love me more!" "No they don't!" "Yeah they do! Look at your standings!
Dawn Akaria > Afk, grinding chores for rep.
Dawn Akaria > O.o
Dalete > "DO THE DISHES!" mission gets you +0.5% standings in the Household Bliss faction. :P
Dian Lung > Bank of Mom & Dad. :P
Dian Lung > The LP rewards aren't that bad, though
Mr Crepsley > verone!
Verone > wat?
Mr Crepsley > im back!
Verone > :3
Cown > rofl
Mr Crepsley > :P
Cown > he doesn't seem pleased
Mr Crepsley > hes scared... thats what it is ;)
Verone > YEAH HOLD ON, JUST EXCUSE ME, GIVE ME 5 MINUTES WHILE I SHIT MYSELF.
Verone > HNNNNHHHH
Verone > HHNNNNGGGGG
Verone > HHHHGGGGGGGNNNEEEGGGGHHHHHHH
Verone > nope.
Verone > won't come out.
Verone > wat?
Mr Crepsley > im back!
Verone > :3
Cown > rofl
Mr Crepsley > :P
Cown > he doesn't seem pleased
Mr Crepsley > hes scared... thats what it is ;)
Verone > YEAH HOLD ON, JUST EXCUSE ME, GIVE ME 5 MINUTES WHILE I SHIT MYSELF.
Verone > HNNNNHHHH
Verone > HHNNNNGGGGG
Verone > HHHHGGGGGGGNNNEEEGGGGHHHHHHH
Verone > nope.
Verone > won't come out.
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
Marcus Aleron > The next UK census is expected to show the Muslim population exploding.
Sikander 2 > well, the last census put jedi as the 4th highest religion
Sikander 2 > your point is?
Sikander 2 > well, the last census put jedi as the 4th highest religion
Sikander 2 > your point is?
Rodtrik > how do i hide my HUD
Rodtrik > i wanna show my colon
Rodtrik > colony*
Rodtrik > i wanna show my colon
Rodtrik > colony*
doom5673 > where do you work
Sigra Tyberius > I am a lineman
doom5673 > oh fuck that
doom5673 > lol
Sigra Tyberius > haha...my kids say same
Sigra Tyberius > they won't spike a pole
doom5673 > im not going anywhere near pole
Triple Entendre > Hahaha
Triple Entendre > You LOVE pole.
Sigra Tyberius > its not bad once get used to it
Sigra Tyberius > I am a lineman
doom5673 > oh fuck that
doom5673 > lol
Sigra Tyberius > haha...my kids say same
Sigra Tyberius > they won't spike a pole
doom5673 > im not going anywhere near pole
Triple Entendre > Hahaha
Triple Entendre > You LOVE pole.
Sigra Tyberius > its not bad once get used to it
Bilboz > fucking battleship had a 1.2 mill bounty and the dam loot was 1 scrap metal? ccp can chew my left nut
firefly4 > yep
Lady Evelynne > woudln't that be painful?
Bilboz > be?
Bilboz > if their teeth are out? no
Bilboz > gumjobs are win o/
firefly4 > u had a few bill
Bilboz > one or two
firefly4 > o.o
Bilboz > when the gals come out from the methadone clinic they all want a pack of smokes and a beer so its easy somedays
firefly4 > yep
Lady Evelynne > woudln't that be painful?
Bilboz > be?
Bilboz > if their teeth are out? no
Bilboz > gumjobs are win o/
firefly4 > u had a few bill
Bilboz > one or two
firefly4 > o.o
Bilboz > when the gals come out from the methadone clinic they all want a pack of smokes and a beer so its easy somedays
Airziso > ok large concentration of neuts in F4R2
Robadoc > its ok we are all afk
Airziso > haha =)
Airziso > good i can make it safe then =)
Airziso > damn wrong channel
Robadoc > its ok we are all afk
Airziso > haha =)
Airziso > good i can make it safe then =)
Airziso > damn wrong channel
timmus > zero, what do you know about sex talk? last time you had a piece of ass was when your finger ripped through the toilet paper.
SuperNova221 > My comet is on fire, so sad.
Ara Vaiwa > no, now its a real comet
Ara Vaiwa > no, now its a real comet