RasTrent > but seriously spitzerr.
RasTrent > lets get married so i can get that passport
RasTrent > you'll only be gay on paper
RasTrent > lets get married so i can get that passport
RasTrent > you'll only be gay on paper
Mizhara Del'thul > Urgh. Hate coronaries. Break off my RP completely, and when I get back, everyone's gone.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... err... and of course so very sad for the diseased.
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote coughs.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... yeah, this job makes you jaded.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... err... and of course so very sad for the diseased.
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote coughs.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... yeah, this job makes you jaded.
Naherad Beln > wanna cyber?
Isabella Vindicta > sure
Naherad Beln > /emote puts on his bathrobe and tinfoil hat
Isabella Vindicta > rofl
Isabella Vindicta > that is mad sexy
Naherad Beln > /emote makes a pot of beans
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares his special spatula
Isabella Vindicta > wow
Naherad Beln > oh im just getting started baby
Naherad Beln > what are you wearing?
Isabella Vindicta > omfg lol
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > a pink tutu and tiara
Naherad Beln > good. no ice skates. i was concerned about the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > sure
Naherad Beln > /emote puts on his bathrobe and tinfoil hat
Isabella Vindicta > rofl
Isabella Vindicta > that is mad sexy
Naherad Beln > /emote makes a pot of beans
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares his special spatula
Isabella Vindicta > wow
Naherad Beln > oh im just getting started baby
Naherad Beln > what are you wearing?
Isabella Vindicta > omfg lol
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > a pink tutu and tiara
Naherad Beln > good. no ice skates. i was concerned about the tarp.
Naherad Beln > dude
Naherad Beln > i might have to shoot my kid
Naherad Beln > the school called, and said some kid bit her on the playground
Naherad Beln > then an hour later they called and asked me to pick her up because she has a fever
Naherad Beln > zombie?
Naherad Beln > i might have to shoot my kid
Naherad Beln > the school called, and said some kid bit her on the playground
Naherad Beln > then an hour later they called and asked me to pick her up because she has a fever
Naherad Beln > zombie?
< JW|Bear> Welcome to the wonderful world of SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0, of which no result is returned containing my name ;)
< JW|Bear> I am learning though, so thank you :)
< Ego_Elf> clue > 0 indicates having more than one type of clue
< Ego_Elf> and i dunno about that
< Ego_Elf> i'm clueless
< Ego_Elf> but i see clue in there
< JW|Bear> it's implied that clue = 0 means clueless...
< JW|Bear> bad joke... tough crowd...
< Ego_Elf> lol
< Ego_Elf> i knew i had multiple personalities, but nobody ever called me a crowd before
* JW|Bear facepalms
< Ego_Elf> sry, couldn't resist :)
< JW|Bear> Yeah I know...
< JW|Bear> I am learning though, so thank you :)
< Ego_Elf> clue > 0 indicates having more than one type of clue
< Ego_Elf> and i dunno about that
< Ego_Elf> i'm clueless
< Ego_Elf> but i see clue in there
< JW|Bear> it's implied that clue = 0 means clueless...
< JW|Bear> bad joke... tough crowd...
< Ego_Elf> lol
< Ego_Elf> i knew i had multiple personalities, but nobody ever called me a crowd before
* JW|Bear facepalms
< Ego_Elf> sry, couldn't resist :)
< JW|Bear> Yeah I know...
dhart > You guys are so insensitive to this poor brave care bear, And its giving me a boner.
Lady Mordeth > I need to figure out how to make about 100M or so - I want a Sin
Galgoth Damori > step one: go to jita
Galgoth Damori > step 2: handjobs
Galgoth Damori > step 3: PROFIT
Galgoth Damori > step one: go to jita
Galgoth Damori > step 2: handjobs
Galgoth Damori > step 3: PROFIT
<@Shane> So they didn't find beanies bomb then :(
<~Karbowiak> so, train moving again ?
<Beanie> Yeh
<~Karbowiak> you on the way to blowing up the station ?
<Beanie> Childs screaming..,
<~Karbowiak> remember to scream ALLAH ACKBAR
<~Karbowiak> before setting off the bomb
<Beanie> Riiiight
<~Karbowiak> you can also go geek and scream SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB
<Beanie> 5 stops left!
<~Karbowiak> so, train moving again ?
<Beanie> Yeh
<~Karbowiak> you on the way to blowing up the station ?
<Beanie> Childs screaming..,
<~Karbowiak> remember to scream ALLAH ACKBAR
<~Karbowiak> before setting off the bomb
<Beanie> Riiiight
<~Karbowiak> you can also go geek and scream SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB
<Beanie> 5 stops left!
Allant Doran > awesome, somebody left a present for me in the toilet
Pliskkenn > Did you open it?
Allant Doran > if by open it you mean fired pee at it until it split, then yes
Pliskkenn > High pressure pee
Allant Doran > it's basically a laser
Pliskkenn > Did you open it?
Allant Doran > if by open it you mean fired pee at it until it split, then yes
Pliskkenn > High pressure pee
Allant Doran > it's basically a laser
Dirty Protagonist > hello
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight