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Don Dark > I had a +5 memory implant, but I forgot where I put it.
Blackjackx > nearly got killed by the wife last night., funny story
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
fardolce > do locator agents only locate in their own station?
Dawne Xi > fardolce you need to go to their station to use them if that's what you're asking .... I think I'd want my money back if the Locator agent took my money and said "Nope he's not here... "
NeoCrux > anyone know what the pirate respawn time is?
Dawne Xi > NeoCrux how can we know when pirates will log back in?
Sugar x > lol...destroy the industrials & bring there shipment to base for inspection....and what is this high-tech shipment that we must meet & inspect....40 m3 of constructions blocks
Sugar x > "yup, that there is a block, you can see by examining its rectangular shape"
Vehicle > Ciithania whats your gender?
Razalea > male, duh
Razalea > ;-P
Ciithania > o O
Ciithania > Thats a fairly personal question...
Seldon Corran > Hardly personal
Vehicle > asking if your a girl or a boy is personal? O.O
Razalea > personal would be like 'do you like it in the ass?'
Razalea > whoops
* Razalea forgot the censor
Aggrobunny > sorry, back .. puppy felt like playing :)
Patrick AeonIlluminate > lol
Patrick AeonIlluminate > create an account for the puppy too
Theo Samaritan > thinking about it i think i could probably pop a BC in one
Theo Samaritan > my SB of choice has EM bonus, which means insta-rape shield
Theo Samaritan > i fly the amarran one, its EM or bust
Epsilon Build > Insta rape... youll need to explane how you can instantaniously rape someone.... i could use that skill
Epsilon Build > normal rape takes too long
Theo Samaritan > dont fap for eight years
Lili Lu > 25-30 on station, the usual mix of BS BC ceptor dictor one HAC, and a Vulture thrown in to complete the lack of theme
Lili Lu > oh a heavy dictor also
Sol Mahon > Of course, probably be about an hour
Azia Burgi > thats fine, take your time
Azia Burgi > i'm in no hurry for them
Azia Burgi > they aren't going to get any deader
Sol Mahon > Oh I didn't check your bio before accepting this contract, you were been serious about the dead thing huh?
Azia Burgi > yes :)
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