Sofia Roseburn > The 'ranis is a balls deep approach. You go in, one comes out. No reloads.
Chewsmoka > 22:39: Your group of Unicorns perfectly strike a random Eve Player, making him go "wtf, how are those things breathing in space?"
dibblebill > /emote shoots Ashar in the boob
Ashar KorAzor > [22:25:48] EVE System > dibblebill was muted by Ashar KorAzor. Effective until 2010.05.08 22:26:47, Reason: "Tit disrespect".
Ashar KorAzor > >:|
Ashar KorAzor > [22:25:48] EVE System > dibblebill was muted by Ashar KorAzor. Effective until 2010.05.08 22:26:47, Reason: "Tit disrespect".
Ashar KorAzor > >:|
Wrayeth > o Aimee
Aimee Turk > hey wrayeth
Wrayeth > 'Sup, man?
Aimee Turk > fucking pissed off at CCP
Wrayeth > O.o
Wrayeth > What happened? You lose some shit during the clusterfuck this morning?
Wrayeth > Er...yesterday morning.
Aimee Turk > Yes
Aimee Turk > 100M of shit
Wrayeth > What was it?
Aimee Turk > 5 harwiring implants
Wrayeth > That'd do it.
Aimee Turk > 4 425mm Meta 4 guns
Wrayeth > Have they responded to your petition yet?
Aimee Turk > a meta 4 mag stab
Aimee Turk > I only just found out then
Wrayeth > :(
Aimee Turk > but I have somehow managed to implant a Plutonimu Cahrge into my head in slot 0
Aimee Turk > fucking cunts
Wrayeth > Well, they're aware of the issue and are reimbursing people, so file a petition.
Wrayeth > LMFAO
Wrayeth > A plutonium charge in your head?
Wrayeth > You seriously need to screenshot that.
Aimee Turk > yeah
Aimee Turk > how do i screen shot?
Wrayeth > Printscreen
Aimee Turk > oh, is that all - thought they had somethign special for it
Tancred > press print screen on you key board and paste into windows paint
Tancred > and save as a jpg then share
Tancred > :)
Wrayeth > Go into general settings and set to save screenshots in high quality for the best evidence. hehe
Wrayeth > It's actually kind of cool that CCp put a cranial bomb in your head.
Wrayeth > Er....wait...
Tancred > lol
Aimee Turk > what is REALLY fucked about this is that tongiht is the one time all fucking weekeend I will actually get to play
Aimee Turk > and now I cant do shit cause all the gear I needed is fucked
Wrayeth > And 'cause you have a bomb in your head.
Aimee Turk > that too wrayeth
Aimee Turk > oh well, I guess its off to play roller coaster tycoon 2 then
Aimee Turk > fucking CCP
Tancred > i think that bomb is affecting aimee's mood :(
Aimee Turk > hey wrayeth
Wrayeth > 'Sup, man?
Aimee Turk > fucking pissed off at CCP
Wrayeth > O.o
Wrayeth > What happened? You lose some shit during the clusterfuck this morning?
Wrayeth > Er...yesterday morning.
Aimee Turk > Yes
Aimee Turk > 100M of shit
Wrayeth > What was it?
Aimee Turk > 5 harwiring implants
Wrayeth > That'd do it.
Aimee Turk > 4 425mm Meta 4 guns
Wrayeth > Have they responded to your petition yet?
Aimee Turk > a meta 4 mag stab
Aimee Turk > I only just found out then
Wrayeth > :(
Aimee Turk > but I have somehow managed to implant a Plutonimu Cahrge into my head in slot 0
Aimee Turk > fucking cunts
Wrayeth > Well, they're aware of the issue and are reimbursing people, so file a petition.
Wrayeth > LMFAO
Wrayeth > A plutonium charge in your head?
Wrayeth > You seriously need to screenshot that.
Aimee Turk > yeah
Aimee Turk > how do i screen shot?
Wrayeth > Printscreen
Aimee Turk > oh, is that all - thought they had somethign special for it
Tancred > press print screen on you key board and paste into windows paint
Tancred > and save as a jpg then share
Tancred > :)
Wrayeth > Go into general settings and set to save screenshots in high quality for the best evidence. hehe
Wrayeth > It's actually kind of cool that CCp put a cranial bomb in your head.
Wrayeth > Er....wait...
Tancred > lol
Aimee Turk > what is REALLY fucked about this is that tongiht is the one time all fucking weekeend I will actually get to play
Aimee Turk > and now I cant do shit cause all the gear I needed is fucked
Wrayeth > And 'cause you have a bomb in your head.
Aimee Turk > that too wrayeth
Aimee Turk > oh well, I guess its off to play roller coaster tycoon 2 then
Aimee Turk > fucking CCP
Tancred > i think that bomb is affecting aimee's mood :(
Helpdesk > I just injected 22 skills on my alt. Now I know what Neo felt like :p
DraLaFi > oki i'm off for now.. hope CCP is with us tomorrow :p
Gnauty Gnate > cya
Gnauty Gnate > remmerb though that ccp always wins fleet fights
Gnauty Gnate > cya
Gnauty Gnate > remmerb though that ccp always wins fleet fights
<+Ulviirala> how does a minmatar tackle your ship?
<+Ulviirala> he gets a rope and ties it to the stargate
<+Ulviirala> he gets a rope and ties it to the stargate
Esna Pitoojee > my corpmate just made me laugh so hard.
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
Captain Havoc > someone scram the POS, the French might have found a way to retreat with it
Stitcher > I think there's an ad campaign there
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"