BeelzaBuddha > WTS my heart to proper customer.....500mil
<wizzard66> Dear Lucky Winner,
<wizzard66> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annualnfinaldraws of IRELAND ONLINE LOTTERY NOTIFICATION DESK internationalLottery programs. After this automated computer ballot,youre-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"You are therefore been approve to claim the sum of £1,000,000 (One million Pounds sterling)
<wizzard66> zomg
<wizzard66> thats a lot
<wizzard66> AND I WON!!
<wizzard66> YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
<splinter> lol
<wizzard66> i only have to dail a number in ireland
<wizzard66> i can do that!
<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
<wizzard66> oi im not dumb!!
<wizzard66> its not like is from nigeria!
<wizzard66> its IRELAND
<wizzard66> the land of the red haired girls
<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
<wizzard66> mako ireland <> nigeria
<wizzard66> man 1 million pounds
* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy
<wizzard66> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annualnfinaldraws of IRELAND ONLINE LOTTERY NOTIFICATION DESK internationalLottery programs. After this automated computer ballot,youre-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"You are therefore been approve to claim the sum of £1,000,000 (One million Pounds sterling)
<wizzard66> zomg
<wizzard66> thats a lot
<wizzard66> AND I WON!!
<wizzard66> YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
<splinter> lol
<wizzard66> i only have to dail a number in ireland
<wizzard66> i can do that!
<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
<wizzard66> oi im not dumb!!
<wizzard66> its not like is from nigeria!
<wizzard66> its IRELAND
<wizzard66> the land of the red haired girls
<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
<wizzard66> mako ireland <> nigeria
<wizzard66> man 1 million pounds
* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy
<%cougem> so i just got a message from a mate on facebook
<%cougem> saying
<%cougem> 'Lo, was just thinking - given that we're going to be employed soon, fancy removing the photo of me with PAEDO written on it in massive letters?'
<%cougem> no tbpfh
<%cougem> saying
<%cougem> 'Lo, was just thinking - given that we're going to be employed soon, fancy removing the photo of me with PAEDO written on it in massive letters?'
<%cougem> no tbpfh
db T > well, we're still about 1200 people short of being jita, but at least we got the scams in place.
Tanner Caligiari > Dude you haven't said anything in days to anyone.
Shexy Mole > im just afk alot
Shexy Mole > aand i forget to look in the channel sometimes
Shexy Mole > corpies require alot of attention
Tanner Caligiari > n00bs
Shexy Mole > but i havent really bin here last couple days
Shexy Mole > my baby brother was born on fridaynight
Shexy Mole > bin alot of fuss
Tanner Caligiari > Baby broither?
Shexy Mole > well step baby brother
Tanner Caligiari > Didn't know your mum was preggers
Shexy Mole > my dad
Shexy Mole > well not preggers
Tanner Caligiari > Your dad was pregnant?
Tanner Caligiari > Holy shit!
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > he just wont stop phunking em out
Tanner Caligiari > He needs to do what I did.
Shexy Mole > snip snip
Tanner Caligiari > /emote winces.
Shexy Mole > i have told him he needs to
Tanner Caligiari > yeah. Been there, done that.
Shexy Mole > 5 kids is to many
Shexy Mole > were overpopulted as it is
Tanner Caligiari > You really have to trust someone with a 5 inch needle coming towards your scortum.
Tanner Caligiari > scrotum even
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > fuck that
Tanner Caligiari > Then when you see smoke and smell burning skin towards your groin, you might want to cry.
Lisanna Tourla > under the circumstances I think I'd rather get very close to a high powered source of radiation
Tanner Caligiari > There is a positive side to it though.
Shexy Mole > yup like no kids
Tanner Caligiari > Better
MugsyBalone > No guilty feeling when you jerk off?
Tanner Caligiari > Better
Tanner Caligiari > cumshots like a porn dude.
Lisanna Tourla > the things you learn by being in this channel
MugsyBalone > Ok, and I thought I was taking it too far.
MugsyBalone > Way to raise the bar, TC.
Shexy Mole > lol really, im wondering why
Tanner Caligiari > Who knows.
Lisanna Tourla > hurrah
Lisanna Tourla > back to positive sec status
Lisanna Tourla > at this rate the next op will leave me above -2
MugsyBalone > Moving swiftly on there from Tanner's balls.
Tanner Caligiari > That's the most attention they've received in months.
Lisanna Tourla > DAMNIT MUGSY
Lisanna Tourla > WE WERE ALMOST CLEAR
Shexy Mole > im just afk alot
Shexy Mole > aand i forget to look in the channel sometimes
Shexy Mole > corpies require alot of attention
Tanner Caligiari > n00bs
Shexy Mole > but i havent really bin here last couple days
Shexy Mole > my baby brother was born on fridaynight
Shexy Mole > bin alot of fuss
Tanner Caligiari > Baby broither?
Shexy Mole > well step baby brother
Tanner Caligiari > Didn't know your mum was preggers
Shexy Mole > my dad
Shexy Mole > well not preggers
Tanner Caligiari > Your dad was pregnant?
Tanner Caligiari > Holy shit!
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > he just wont stop phunking em out
Tanner Caligiari > He needs to do what I did.
Shexy Mole > snip snip
Tanner Caligiari > /emote winces.
Shexy Mole > i have told him he needs to
Tanner Caligiari > yeah. Been there, done that.
Shexy Mole > 5 kids is to many
Shexy Mole > were overpopulted as it is
Tanner Caligiari > You really have to trust someone with a 5 inch needle coming towards your scortum.
Tanner Caligiari > scrotum even
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > fuck that
Tanner Caligiari > Then when you see smoke and smell burning skin towards your groin, you might want to cry.
Lisanna Tourla > under the circumstances I think I'd rather get very close to a high powered source of radiation
Tanner Caligiari > There is a positive side to it though.
Shexy Mole > yup like no kids
Tanner Caligiari > Better
MugsyBalone > No guilty feeling when you jerk off?
Tanner Caligiari > Better
Tanner Caligiari > cumshots like a porn dude.
Lisanna Tourla > the things you learn by being in this channel
MugsyBalone > Ok, and I thought I was taking it too far.
MugsyBalone > Way to raise the bar, TC.
Shexy Mole > lol really, im wondering why
Tanner Caligiari > Who knows.
Lisanna Tourla > hurrah
Lisanna Tourla > back to positive sec status
Lisanna Tourla > at this rate the next op will leave me above -2
MugsyBalone > Moving swiftly on there from Tanner's balls.
Tanner Caligiari > That's the most attention they've received in months.
Lisanna Tourla > DAMNIT MUGSY
Lisanna Tourla > WE WERE ALMOST CLEAR
Shadow XII > Get your basic learning to 5 and your advanced to 4.
Shadow XII > It's thirty days, but it's worth it.
Shadow XII > Doing what I call the 'Learning Rampage' at the start of every character makes you save one day in three.
Shadow XII > So if you don't do the Rampage, all your friends will be in Marauders gleefully blowing shit up while you sit around masturbating to the one in your hangar you can't use because your skills haven't caught up with your wallet.
Shadow XII > It's thirty days, but it's worth it.
Shadow XII > Doing what I call the 'Learning Rampage' at the start of every character makes you save one day in three.
Shadow XII > So if you don't do the Rampage, all your friends will be in Marauders gleefully blowing shit up while you sit around masturbating to the one in your hangar you can't use because your skills haven't caught up with your wallet.
Koronakesh > Was in an elevator in school today, drinking a pepsi. Other person gets on, after a minute, looks at me, says "Wow, you are the quietest drinker I've ever seen." Me: "Yea, i have experience swallowing quietly."
Koronakesh > didn't even think before saying it >_<
Koronakesh > didn't even think before saying it >_<
Kivak Wolf > I don't like hearing instapop and "crow" in the same sentence...
Magross > I find this galaxy quite warm and fuzzy. But thats only because my ship is usually on fire :(
Tae'Lin Hynd > duo of death oh so scary
Big Willeh > first time I did that in my megath I forgot to bring something to handle the spider drones
Big Willeh > took me 20 minutes to fly 10 km to the cargo container
Tae'Lin Hynd > why didn't you fly out and fit some drones?
Big Willeh > cuz I wanted to take a dump
Tae'Lin Hynd > haha
Tae'Lin Hynd > there is something wrong with you isn't there
Big Willeh > hey man, if ya gotta drop a dook, ya gotta drop a dook
Tae'Lin Hynd > i usually play turtle games until the mission is over
Tae'Lin Hynd > the release is wonderful
Big Willeh > first time I did that in my megath I forgot to bring something to handle the spider drones
Big Willeh > took me 20 minutes to fly 10 km to the cargo container
Tae'Lin Hynd > why didn't you fly out and fit some drones?
Big Willeh > cuz I wanted to take a dump
Tae'Lin Hynd > haha
Tae'Lin Hynd > there is something wrong with you isn't there
Big Willeh > hey man, if ya gotta drop a dook, ya gotta drop a dook
Tae'Lin Hynd > i usually play turtle games until the mission is over
Tae'Lin Hynd > the release is wonderful