* Captain Da fists Katie
* Captain Da gets stuck
Ryoko Motoko > Oh my god it's pulling him in!
* Captain Da becomes worried that he will have to amputate his own arm with his teeth
* Captain Da panics and kills himself, a corpse is now hanging out of Katie
* Captain Da 's clone points and laughs
* Captain Da highfives his corpse
* Captain Da gets stuck
Ryoko Motoko > Oh my god it's pulling him in!
* Captain Da becomes worried that he will have to amputate his own arm with his teeth
* Captain Da panics and kills himself, a corpse is now hanging out of Katie
* Captain Da 's clone points and laughs
* Captain Da highfives his corpse
Akura kawanaka > what? -A-'s pushing somewhere?
Ivanna Nuke > Into -B-?
Ivanna Nuke > /emote gets coat.
Mike Azariah > we will -C- about that
Ivanna Nuke > Into -B-?
Ivanna Nuke > /emote gets coat.
Mike Azariah > we will -C- about that
Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
<@The_Vince> lol wife home
<@The_Vince> grabs my cc and off again
<@The_Vince> i mean wtf
<@The_Vince> she better bring beer
<@voodoo> or a sexy outfit
<@The_Vince> beer
<@Sprak> he only wants the beer -_-
<@Sprak> beer doesn't want to "talk" after you're finished with it
<@The_Vince> grabs my cc and off again
<@The_Vince> i mean wtf
<@The_Vince> she better bring beer
<@voodoo> or a sexy outfit
<@The_Vince> beer
<@Sprak> he only wants the beer -_-
<@Sprak> beer doesn't want to "talk" after you're finished with it
Aenosha Dawne > We stole Delve by pushing a button
Aenosha Dawne > We lost Delve by NOT pushing a button
Aenosha Dawne > Either way, we are taking our toys and going home.. no gf for you bitches!
Aenosha Dawne > We lost Delve by NOT pushing a button
Aenosha Dawne > Either way, we are taking our toys and going home.. no gf for you bitches!
Iona Metzger > does anyone know how to turn off pvp?
Duckeye > I would die saving a woman, my only requirement is that once every year on the anniversary of my death, she has to come to my grave and masturbate on my grave
* Sprak slaps dmZ around a bit with a large trout
<Sprak> back to your bagette
<dmZ> my baguette is here and needs some attention!
<The_Vince> with garlic sause
<dmZ> you want some of my garlic sauce ?
<dmZ> i'd be happy to feed you with it!
<dmZ> YEAH, I WENT THERE
<The_Vince> lol
<Sprak> lol
<bUBbLeS> dmz fed sprak and vince some of his "speshul garlic sause" from his "bagette" ?
<bUBbLeS> you guys need to get a room for your 3 way bukake action
<Sprak> back to your bagette
<dmZ> my baguette is here and needs some attention!
<The_Vince> with garlic sause
<dmZ> you want some of my garlic sauce ?
<dmZ> i'd be happy to feed you with it!
<dmZ> YEAH, I WENT THERE
<The_Vince> lol
<Sprak> lol
<bUBbLeS> dmz fed sprak and vince some of his "speshul garlic sause" from his "bagette" ?
<bUBbLeS> you guys need to get a room for your 3 way bukake action
QTab > I'm going to get another phonecall in the middle of the night now
QTab > /emote glares at nalf
Fina Len > :)
QTab > nah seriously I love you bud
Zensige > /emote wants to be loved too
QTab > /emote bats his eyelids at nalf
QTab > sry m8 but you and me are only the occasional thing when nalf isn't putting out and I feel like slumming it
QTab > /emote glares at nalf
Fina Len > :)
QTab > nah seriously I love you bud
Zensige > /emote wants to be loved too
QTab > /emote bats his eyelids at nalf
QTab > sry m8 but you and me are only the occasional thing when nalf isn't putting out and I feel like slumming it
Igrayne > basically i found a newborn baby in some bushes when i was 18
Igrayne > guess what they named the baby
MSC Darklord > bush?
Igrayne > not after little ol me who found it
Rhamnousia > after the dog?
Igrayne > be great if they named him after the dog
Igrayne > be a child with no parents called jester wondering wtf is going on with his lfe
GRiMsReAPeR > Tpar Bs fleet
Mr 'Fastizio > tpar bs fleet is a terrible name for a baby
Igrayne > guess what they named the baby
MSC Darklord > bush?
Igrayne > not after little ol me who found it
Rhamnousia > after the dog?
Igrayne > be great if they named him after the dog
Igrayne > be a child with no parents called jester wondering wtf is going on with his lfe
GRiMsReAPeR > Tpar Bs fleet
Mr 'Fastizio > tpar bs fleet is a terrible name for a baby