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ElrondMD > i just realised, i dont have ENERGY MANAGEMENT trained on my character at all
ElrondMD > that means ive been flying around for 25% less cap then everyone for the last 5 years
Quinn > Well would you rather have Chuck Norris's left testicle instead?
Zodzr > why cant i have his RIGHT nut?
Quinn > Sorry, that one was dropped on Hiroshima
moc tart > the space around these stations now belongs to ME!
moc tart > MOC TAART!!!
Cid Kelso > Oh wow, are you charging rent?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > I guess that's reasonable. What's the fee?
moc tart > 20 mill
Cid Kelso > Wow, that is quite a fee you got there
Cid Kelso > Is that for maintenance?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > Not for the roads? Potholes? Lights? Hyperspace bypasses?
moc tart > for nubs to pass
Cid Kelso > Ah, do I have any nubs protruding? That would be rather bumpy
moc tart > indeed
Cid Kelso > Oh dear. What's a good solution for removing nubs?
moc tart > afk
moc tart > you are free to pass my friend
Cid Kelso > Oh why thank you!
* Kohrerisnat throws brick at Cid
Cid Kelso > o/
* Cid Kelso catches brick
* Kohrerisnat pushes button blowin up c4 brick
Kohrerisnat > haha gotcha
* Cid Kelso has his bits gathered up by an alt
Kohrerisnat > thank god for clones eh cid ;p
* Cid Kelso steps out of the vat
Cid Kelso > Oh yes, indeed
Thrak > `how do you apply nanite repair paste? drag it on the damaged mods?
LodiLode > use a toothbrush?
LodiLode > i like mint flavored
Insuljun > More great thinkers!
Bosco Devorak > Yes! Nanite Paste! Now with tooth whitening flouride!
J Thilla > hey jih did u knwo eve is broken
jih chop > uh, no?
J Thilla > yep large bountie faction rats = no good loot = eve is broken
jih chop > are you being serious or sarcastic?
Codin Ormolu > well git and smity got faction loot, I remember one Itime I got none that first time
J Thilla > the 4 mil and higher faction rats i have never heard of any kinda good loot
jih chop > I've only EVER gotten 1 dread spawn - and harvested a dread invul from it
Codin Ormolu > that's the best mod I have heard coming out of ry
jih chop > but I DO know that on the release of trinity CCP nerfed the hell outta loot/salv
jih chop > matbe they did it again w/ QR
jih chop > friggin GiT falls outta bed, lands on a dread spawn
J Thilla > probally
jih chop > walks across room, stubs toe on a dread spawn
Codin Ormolu > haha
jih chop > pours bowl of cereal - the prize is a dread spawn
J Thilla > lol
J Thilla > u get a priz ein box?
jih chop > I swear to god the guy could shit, flush, and left there in the bottom of the bowl would be a dread spawn
Enya Weylin > Sober-up IV here, makes you look 5% less drunk per level
Smaug Garoi > You Know you play too much Eve when you get into a car crash and you run away as fast as you can so that you don't get pod killed.
Cirvix > weeee
Ignatzmaximov > toilets are at the back of the ship....
Enok > humm so your telling me the toilet in the megathron is in the bridge?
Digger demon > no... it is the bridge... ;)
Akaro Skyfang > No, the toilet is the Captain's chair
Enok > thats why they're such good pilots?
Akaro Skyfang > Exactly
Enok > okey
Enok > /emote takes a dump
Ignatzmaximov > whats that smell????
Cirvix > enok
Ignatzmaximov > he better see the medic... i think he has a bowel infection....
Lt Klap > hey u playt speedball ?
Speedball Dirkallente > speaka engrish?
Lt Klap > yes i speack enlgish
Speedball Dirkallente > i spank it too
Lt Klap > nice
Lt Klap > u play speedball?
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