Mike Azariah > number one cause of ship loss, right thare, most dangerous pirate is Captain Morgan rum
Gallente citizen516644 > DOGBALLZ!
Gallente citizen516644 > LIVES
Vanderon > looks like you got castrated
Gallente citizen516644 > LIVES
Vanderon > looks like you got castrated
Sarnen > Once upon a time there was 3 little carebears running missions in Gelfiven. Along came a 0.0 pilot who invited them to join FREGE in Outer Ring.
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
Darthewok > the reason they are called caps is because people type in caps lock when they get tackled
Darthewok > HELP HELP MY CARRIERS BEEN TACKLED
Darthewok > HELP HELP MY CARRIERS BEEN TACKLED
Willem Revolati > in space no one can hear your emo rage quit
Golakka > i was expecting Baloons and fireworks, and a cage of screaming baboons for my triumphant return, WHERE ARE MY BABOONS!
RaveNight > Fagrim (n): A rear-assaulting transvestite space vessel with extended gaytralizers and peenis disruptors.
* Cromzor is waiting for his kickback payment to vote...
Herschel Yamamoto > vote for me, or i'll kick you in the back?
Herschel Yamamoto > vote for me, or i'll kick you in the back?
TWIZT3DCARNAG3 > wtf does this say
TWIZT3DCARNAG3 > Отведи роса, затумань глаза<br>Прочь удача сгинь, будет скорбь-тоска<br>Лихоборсту бой, кто творил тот гад<br>Пострадай за все, что содеял сам<br>КЛЮЧ, ЯЗЫК,ЗАМОК!
Karhig Duruckhai > im gay
TWIZT3DCARNAG3 > thats what i thought
TWIZT3DCARNAG3 > Отведи роса, затумань глаза<br>Прочь удача сгинь, будет скорбь-тоска<br>Лихоборсту бой, кто творил тот гад<br>Пострадай за все, что содеял сам<br>КЛЮЧ, ЯЗЫК,ЗАМОК!
Karhig Duruckhai > im gay
TWIZT3DCARNAG3 > thats what i thought
Errol Nelson > 10+ outside their station, they killed my noobship and one of them said "gf"