Helicity Boson > I wonder what we should call the pathological need of every frig/inty pilot to attack my thrasher despite the amazingly good odds that my thrasher is specifically designed to skullfuck them without lubrication.
Woltan > wtf scout why didnt u report hostiles
Ghost Prophet > Fuck u FC pizzahut came to my house
Ghost Prophet > Fuck u FC pizzahut came to my house
< Jayseven> great. so eve is now not only spreadsheets in space... but also flowcharts in space
Hayseus' Prophet > 22:38:33 Notify Your request for DNA modification was halted. At least one of your attributes was set too low, incurring the risk of clinical lycanthropy.
Hayseus' Prophet > Did it seriously just say I could become a Werewolf, M.D.?
Hayseus' Prophet > Did it seriously just say I could become a Werewolf, M.D.?
Arvald > ..
Arvald > OH GOD MY ASS DIDNT COME WITH ME WHEN I CLONE JUMPED
Arvald > OH GOD MY ASS DIDNT COME WITH ME WHEN I CLONE JUMPED
jih chop > There once was a man from Nantucket . . .
shacsy > and he was known as jih chop - the king of galaxy?
abdulaz > but then he died
shacsy > the end
jih chop > °o°
shacsy > that was a sad story
abdulaz > I did not mean Jih was about to die
Sirrus Nimrod > JIH!
jih chop > /emote crawls back into bed and cries
abdulaz > :D
abdulaz > Wonderful self confidence
jih chop > Coronated and killinated in the same day :(
abdulaz > Just let it all out
Sirrus Nimrod > /emote pats Jih on the ass
Sirrus Nimrod > /emote means head
abdulaz > sexual harrasment
abdulaz > I saw it!
Apothecary Lina > and i filmed it
abdulaz > And I liked it ;)
shacsy > lol
Solvita > ALright!
Solvita > Everyone up against the wall!
abdulaz > Sex police is here
Solvita > now, which one of you killed jih?
Sirrus Nimrod > /emote drops pants and hits the wal
Sirrus Nimrod > I know how this works!
jih chop > wow, remind me to keep my frozen corps away from you guys
Sirrus Nimrod > I have three
shacsy > and he was known as jih chop - the king of galaxy?
abdulaz > but then he died
shacsy > the end
jih chop > °o°
shacsy > that was a sad story
abdulaz > I did not mean Jih was about to die
Sirrus Nimrod > JIH!
jih chop > /emote crawls back into bed and cries
abdulaz > :D
abdulaz > Wonderful self confidence
jih chop > Coronated and killinated in the same day :(
abdulaz > Just let it all out
Sirrus Nimrod > /emote pats Jih on the ass
Sirrus Nimrod > /emote means head
abdulaz > sexual harrasment
abdulaz > I saw it!
Apothecary Lina > and i filmed it
abdulaz > And I liked it ;)
shacsy > lol
Solvita > ALright!
Solvita > Everyone up against the wall!
abdulaz > Sex police is here
Solvita > now, which one of you killed jih?
Sirrus Nimrod > /emote drops pants and hits the wal
Sirrus Nimrod > I know how this works!
jih chop > wow, remind me to keep my frozen corps away from you guys
Sirrus Nimrod > I have three
<Benneh> weeee 93 pages and counting
<Benneh> i'm thinking maybe i ought to do something special when it reaches 100
<Benneh> maybe report all the spam and get it brought back to 90 again
<Murphy> only 10 pages of spam? figured it's be more like 30
<Benneh> oh ofc but CCP will only nuke 10 pages of it
<Benneh> see their idea of moderating is to do it moderately
<Murphy> like the way they make games!
<Benneh> BURN
<Benneh> i'm thinking maybe i ought to do something special when it reaches 100
<Benneh> maybe report all the spam and get it brought back to 90 again
<Murphy> only 10 pages of spam? figured it's be more like 30
<Benneh> oh ofc but CCP will only nuke 10 pages of it
<Benneh> see their idea of moderating is to do it moderately
<Murphy> like the way they make games!
<Benneh> BURN
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Abyssus Cova > i'm so gonna die
Kyang Tia > if you die, i will kill you!
Kyang Tia > ohwait
Kyang Tia > if you die, i will kill you!
Kyang Tia > ohwait
<Alter-Ego> what you should do cougem is knock the girl out with all the drugs and stuff
<Alter-Ego> then put her balls in her mouth
<+Asestorian> ...
<%cougem> ...
<Alter-Ego> and get someone to take a photo
<+Asestorian> what
<%cougem> ...
<%cougem> Alter-Ego have u ever seen a naked girl
<Alter-Ego> then put her balls in her mouth
<+Asestorian> ...
<%cougem> ...
<Alter-Ego> and get someone to take a photo
<+Asestorian> what
<%cougem> ...
<%cougem> Alter-Ego have u ever seen a naked girl