talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
Tao Dancer > Hello Kitty Island Adventure WTF Pwns EvE. You know it!
You actually DO STUFF in that game. Not just sit in station
afk and train while talking smack in chat.
Tao Dancer > oh damn. wrong chan i got too many in this one bar.
Tao Dancer > I stand by my statement >8(
You actually DO STUFF in that game. Not just sit in station
afk and train while talking smack in chat.
Tao Dancer > oh damn. wrong chan i got too many in this one bar.
Tao Dancer > I stand by my statement >8(
Duckeye > has anyone else had razor burn on their crotch
Obsidian Hawk > no
Mala Foxglove > ...Sounds unfortunate
Gregor Tiberius > didnt you mention this duck? a while back?
Duckeye > I'm trying again
Duckeye > I only got half way, my designs didn't work
onovono > share pics
Gregor Tiberius > what are you tryin to make?
Duckeye > I tried making a swirl to make it look like a tornado, and I even broke down and used tweasers to try to design a little dorothy and toto, but I gave up
Duckeye > so right now it looks like pacman
Obsidian Hawk > no
Mala Foxglove > ...Sounds unfortunate
Gregor Tiberius > didnt you mention this duck? a while back?
Duckeye > I'm trying again
Duckeye > I only got half way, my designs didn't work
onovono > share pics
Gregor Tiberius > what are you tryin to make?
Duckeye > I tried making a swirl to make it look like a tornado, and I even broke down and used tweasers to try to design a little dorothy and toto, but I gave up
Duckeye > so right now it looks like pacman
Gavjack Bunk > She's off to live in 0.0 with her cap fleet
Gavjack Bunk > which she doesn't have
Gavjack Bunk > But all of 0.0 love her
Gavjack Bunk > Except they're all -red
Dan O'Connor > interesting =D
Kayne Darklight > priceless
Gavjack Bunk > I swear, this is how scientology got started
Dan O'Connor > red is the love color
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > BDmther, do u have question for me?
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > well, what is the corp/alliance goal ?
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE
Gavjack Bunk > I wish I was making this up
Dewatts > i wonna win EVE, but i have no idea where the end boss is
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > obvious variables notwithstanding...i.e. time zones
Dan O'Connor > in jove space with a jove titan
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE..
Kayne Darklight > it`s in ccp`s office, but defeating him gets you arrested...or shot by police
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > no better way to explain it
Gavjack Bunk > She's fucking persistant about this winning eve
Gavjack Bunk > Don't question the 10th level thetan
Dan O'Connor > ask her how she intents to do that
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > my goal is to fly a titan..
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > once i have that ship
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > i will quit EVE
Dan O'Connor > ...
Gavjack Bunk > which she doesn't have
Gavjack Bunk > But all of 0.0 love her
Gavjack Bunk > Except they're all -red
Dan O'Connor > interesting =D
Kayne Darklight > priceless
Gavjack Bunk > I swear, this is how scientology got started
Dan O'Connor > red is the love color
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > BDmther, do u have question for me?
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > well, what is the corp/alliance goal ?
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE
Gavjack Bunk > I wish I was making this up
Dewatts > i wonna win EVE, but i have no idea where the end boss is
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > obvious variables notwithstanding...i.e. time zones
Dan O'Connor > in jove space with a jove titan
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE..
Kayne Darklight > it`s in ccp`s office, but defeating him gets you arrested...or shot by police
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > no better way to explain it
Gavjack Bunk > She's fucking persistant about this winning eve
Gavjack Bunk > Don't question the 10th level thetan
Dan O'Connor > ask her how she intents to do that
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > my goal is to fly a titan..
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > once i have that ship
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > i will quit EVE
Dan O'Connor > ...
Duckeye > this is the porn that doesn't end, and it goes on and on my friend, someone just, started whacking it not knowing what it was, and they continued whacking it forever just because
Cute SpyGirl > i like war... everytime we are at war.. my recruiting boost by 10%
Cute SpyGirl > i am kinda stuck at 90 members at the moment
Gavjack Bunk > So why not wardec somebody?
Cute SpyGirl > that is not our style
Cute SpyGirl > i am kinda stuck at 90 members at the moment
Gavjack Bunk > So why not wardec somebody?
Cute SpyGirl > that is not our style
Dan O'Connor > my kitten just farted, my room is almost out of breathable air
Kayne Darklight > from a kitten?
Dan O'Connor > engage fresh air emergency supplies
Kayne Darklight > what have you been feeding them?
Dan O'Connor > i have heard an adult kitten fart - THAT is even worse
Dan O'Connor > normal kitten food
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > what are they feeding you....?
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat......
Dan O'Connor > it's not your fault
Gavjack Bunk > it's not your fault.
Kayne Darklight > oh hell, they`re doing a duet now
Kayne Darklight > from a kitten?
Dan O'Connor > engage fresh air emergency supplies
Kayne Darklight > what have you been feeding them?
Dan O'Connor > i have heard an adult kitten fart - THAT is even worse
Dan O'Connor > normal kitten food
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > what are they feeding you....?
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat......
Dan O'Connor > it's not your fault
Gavjack Bunk > it's not your fault.
Kayne Darklight > oh hell, they`re doing a duet now
<Voodoomancer> the internet: the bane of boredom
<Voodoomancer> like a dragon and a knight
<Voodoomancer> the web being the dragon, cause no medieval armor will safe you from 10 tons of heavily plated, firebreathing rawr
<Voodoomancer> like a dragon and a knight
<Voodoomancer> the web being the dragon, cause no medieval armor will safe you from 10 tons of heavily plated, firebreathing rawr
Xcessum > hello neighbours!
Gunnar Ingiberg > i want your soul.
Xcessum > what'ya all up to this pleasant evening?
Xcessum > i would gladly share, but i seem to not have any (
Thiede > selling cookies.. want some?
cynoster > gettting high
Xcessum > that's... fun?
cynoster > u ve never sold cookies whilst high?
cynoster > ur missing out
Gunnar Ingiberg > i want your soul.
Xcessum > what'ya all up to this pleasant evening?
Xcessum > i would gladly share, but i seem to not have any (
Thiede > selling cookies.. want some?
cynoster > gettting high
Xcessum > that's... fun?
cynoster > u ve never sold cookies whilst high?
cynoster > ur missing out
Helavus > fucking virgin broadband, my internet has been down for 3 days
Anthrope Mata > Shoulda gone with someone with more experience than virgin.
Anthrope Mata > Shoulda gone with someone with more experience than virgin.