RaWBLooD > you know what is a problem
thebarry > lol wut?
RaWBLooD > 2012 man
RaWBLooD > gonna be fire from the sky
RaWBLooD > messiah coming down with judgement
RaWBLooD > shit man
thebarry > i wonder if i'll be flying a titan by then?
thebarry > lol wut?
RaWBLooD > 2012 man
RaWBLooD > gonna be fire from the sky
RaWBLooD > messiah coming down with judgement
RaWBLooD > shit man
thebarry > i wonder if i'll be flying a titan by then?
WongKar Wei > Half of the Gallente ships are shaped like biological elements. The Iteron is a giant penis with a gas mask. The thorax is a circumcised penis. The Brutix is snot congealed.
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the brutix is a mis-shapen turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the dominix is a battle turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the thorax, well, wfutomara
Brock Nelson > i've had a few turd that's shapped like a dominix
Brock Nelson > once you get the front end out, the rest is easy
Brock Nelson > you just gotta push and push and push
Brock Nelson > hell, sometimes ya gotta use your hands to stretch your ass apart further
Mroe Bree > What the FUCK did I just log in for?
ResearchBunny Beatrix > that's way too much information
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the brutix is a mis-shapen turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the dominix is a battle turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the thorax, well, wfutomara
Brock Nelson > i've had a few turd that's shapped like a dominix
Brock Nelson > once you get the front end out, the rest is easy
Brock Nelson > you just gotta push and push and push
Brock Nelson > hell, sometimes ya gotta use your hands to stretch your ass apart further
Mroe Bree > What the FUCK did I just log in for?
ResearchBunny Beatrix > that's way too much information
EVE System > Channel changed to Gulfonodi Local Channel
Skasgard > i got real problems
Skasgard > i have problems talking to myself
Skasgard > specially in the mirror
Adamar Scito > adjust the mic
Vordak Kallager > Skasgard, i can help you with that.
Vordak Kallager > I have just the thing in fact
Vordak Kallager > 41F Veiled Targeting Unit Cures all ills!
Skasgard > dayum
McMammoth > he's right. it's Science.
Vordak Kallager > hahahahhaha
Adamar Scito > sold it?
Skasgard > does it come in liquid or powder?
McMammoth > Science comes in all forms
Vordak Kallager > solid
Skasgard > just don't tell me it comes as a suppository pleas
Skasgard > i got real problems
Skasgard > i have problems talking to myself
Skasgard > specially in the mirror
Adamar Scito > adjust the mic
Vordak Kallager > Skasgard, i can help you with that.
Vordak Kallager > I have just the thing in fact
Vordak Kallager > 41F Veiled Targeting Unit Cures all ills!
Skasgard > dayum
McMammoth > he's right. it's Science.
Vordak Kallager > hahahahhaha
Adamar Scito > sold it?
Skasgard > does it come in liquid or powder?
McMammoth > Science comes in all forms
Vordak Kallager > solid
Skasgard > just don't tell me it comes as a suppository pleas
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<_1of9> im a "low maintenance" eve player :)
<wizzard66> well im a high maintenance director
<wizzard66> well im a high maintenance director
dibblebill > /emote knows how to decimate your fleets
dibblebill > Flying two races of E-War and DPS would be very bad.
Stovo kor > fleets...woot where they be hiding
Dr Mishuk > Yeah, out fleets, I forgot about those, yeah, we have an armada, a Spanish Armada
Dr Mishuk > our
dibblebill > I'll see your Spanish Amrada and raise you one windstorm
dibblebill > at sea
Dr Mishuk > considering how the whole SPanish Armada affair ended, I can see where my pod is flying
dibblebill > Flying two races of E-War and DPS would be very bad.
Stovo kor > fleets...woot where they be hiding
Dr Mishuk > Yeah, out fleets, I forgot about those, yeah, we have an armada, a Spanish Armada
Dr Mishuk > our
dibblebill > I'll see your Spanish Amrada and raise you one windstorm
dibblebill > at sea
Dr Mishuk > considering how the whole SPanish Armada affair ended, I can see where my pod is flying
<splinter> your not abusing aj are you ?
<wizzard66> he wishes
<wizzard66> my abusing would leave him unable to wear woolen sweaters for over 3 weeks
<wizzard66> he wishes
<wizzard66> my abusing would leave him unable to wear woolen sweaters for over 3 weeks
Lightof God > i got drunk and played eve last night
Lightof God > i woke up in jita
Lightof God > with 65 blackbirds 8 harbingers and a freighter i'm pretty sure i didnt own b4
Lightof God > how the fuck did i get 65 blackbirds
Lightof God > I cant fly a harbinger
Lightof God > and i'm pretty sure i couldnt fly a freighter last night but i'm fucking sitting in it now
Lightof God > i woke up in jita
Lightof God > with 65 blackbirds 8 harbingers and a freighter i'm pretty sure i didnt own b4
Lightof God > how the fuck did i get 65 blackbirds
Lightof God > I cant fly a harbinger
Lightof God > and i'm pretty sure i couldnt fly a freighter last night but i'm fucking sitting in it now
Nektuu > lol I am not a frog
Ergonaz > you sure?
Nektuu > yea I used to be now I am a princess
solar zody > strangle*
Roland Massatari > haha
solar zody > amarr royalty is a fake
Andra McKay > its like nigerian princes :)
Roland Massatari > and the gallente federation is a collection of misinformed idiots
Nektuu > lol
Andra McKay > its just a scam to trick minmatar out of their hard earned isk
solar zody > never just the few
solar zody > but we need them
Roland Massatari > while the caldari are drunken capitalist that constantly fight for each others isk and will kill you for yours
Andra McKay > what few? i personally own 320+ slaves/minmatar
solar zody > the caldari are a dictatorship
Ergonaz > not drunk! just a little happy thats all
A Cairns > no i dont
solar zody > who do kill each other for isk
Ergonaz > well, they wont give em away so what to do?
solar zody > also caldari hire gallente pro's
Andra McKay > its not a dictatorship, its an oligarchy of benelovent corps
Roland Massatari > and minnmatar are a bunch of vagabond slaves who only managed to survive for so long thanks to the idiotic higher ups in gallente government
solar zody > gallente tarts ftw caldari tart would want a deposit then intrest for a lazy shag
Andra McKay > democracy is overrated anyway...
solar zody > its free
solar zody > untill the tax bill comes in
Andra McKay > perfect system of governance is aristocracy, the dominance of the best
Roland Massatari > the gallente democracy is a sham
Andra McKay > the best capitalists
solar zody > how so
solar zody > amarr only know the book the book only know the fiction the fiction is made up
Andra McKay > Pax Amarria read the truth and see
solar zody > first page of the pax is missing it reads, to my loving family this is pure fiction for a quick lolz
Roland Massatari > ah but what glorius fools we are :) we the first to take to space and subjigate the rest
solar zody > first to rediscover a star drive, but the jove are still here they where first, they came through the eve gate
Andra McKay > of course its a scam... i mean come on, thats the best seeling book in the galaxy... one hell of a cash cow for the amarr royal family
Roland Massatari > and if a am not mistaken so to were the gallente subjcators of the people of caldari =P
solar zody > caldari was a state in the gallente federation
Roland Massatari > isnt freedom the one thing gallente preach about? so then why bombard caldari prime and drive them from their own home?
Ergonaz > they wat the frredom to bomb anyoen they wish
solar zody > wow a book that can out sell harry potter lol
Andra McKay > the thig amarr are hiding under their hoods is that they are actually caldari, ripping off the galaxy on religious articles
solar zody > they did it in a nasty manor so they deserved to lose their homeworld
Roland Massatari > =P
Roland Massatari > ill let caldari argue that point :)
solar zody > they got it back
Andra McKay > here, buy that statue of saint whatshisname, to save your immortal soul... thats 150 isk ther
Andra McKay > its caldari with a new business plan :)
Roland Massatari > instead of the plain face steal oyur money you belove we are the reach around and steal your wallet while your not looking type?
solar zody > rip off others rarther than each other
solar zody > it wont last
Roland Massatari > it has so far and will for many more centuries to come
Andra McKay > yep, no law abiding citizen wears such a hood
Ergonaz > its better to do the leding deal
Andra McKay > thats why im in on all that "amarr victor" stuff... im profiting from that pyramid sheme while it lasts :)
Roland Massatari > hehe it is alright to comit your sins so long as you have the *insert holy figure here* to absolve you of your sins >=P
Andra McKay > buy the holy figure now, and youll get a pax amarria signed by <insert televangelist name> for free
Andra McKay > gonna open my own televangelism channel i think... need isk to fuel my dread :)
Roland Massatari > yes exactly and now to bring the minnmatar back into line
Roland Massatari > i belive the people incharge of the seven hundred club beat you to that one adnra
Roland Massatari > andra*
Andra McKay > hehe, no worries... the former slaves have been teached for centuries in amarrian religion... they will bring it home to minmatar where amarr religion will spread and open a new market
Roland Massatari > need to stop typing typo curse is coming back
solar zody > lol
solar zody > minmatar wont accept trail crap like the pax
solar zody > trivial*
Andra McKay > here, buy this religious artefact for only 150m isk, it will cure you from that curse :)
solar zody > so will a bath
Ergonaz > you sure?
Nektuu > yea I used to be now I am a princess
solar zody > strangle*
Roland Massatari > haha
solar zody > amarr royalty is a fake
Andra McKay > its like nigerian princes :)
Roland Massatari > and the gallente federation is a collection of misinformed idiots
Nektuu > lol
Andra McKay > its just a scam to trick minmatar out of their hard earned isk
solar zody > never just the few
solar zody > but we need them
Roland Massatari > while the caldari are drunken capitalist that constantly fight for each others isk and will kill you for yours
Andra McKay > what few? i personally own 320+ slaves/minmatar
solar zody > the caldari are a dictatorship
Ergonaz > not drunk! just a little happy thats all
A Cairns > no i dont
solar zody > who do kill each other for isk
Ergonaz > well, they wont give em away so what to do?
solar zody > also caldari hire gallente pro's
Andra McKay > its not a dictatorship, its an oligarchy of benelovent corps
Roland Massatari > and minnmatar are a bunch of vagabond slaves who only managed to survive for so long thanks to the idiotic higher ups in gallente government
solar zody > gallente tarts ftw caldari tart would want a deposit then intrest for a lazy shag
Andra McKay > democracy is overrated anyway...
solar zody > its free
solar zody > untill the tax bill comes in
Andra McKay > perfect system of governance is aristocracy, the dominance of the best
Roland Massatari > the gallente democracy is a sham
Andra McKay > the best capitalists
solar zody > how so
solar zody > amarr only know the book the book only know the fiction the fiction is made up
Andra McKay > Pax Amarria read the truth and see
solar zody > first page of the pax is missing it reads, to my loving family this is pure fiction for a quick lolz
Roland Massatari > ah but what glorius fools we are :) we the first to take to space and subjigate the rest
solar zody > first to rediscover a star drive, but the jove are still here they where first, they came through the eve gate
Andra McKay > of course its a scam... i mean come on, thats the best seeling book in the galaxy... one hell of a cash cow for the amarr royal family
Roland Massatari > and if a am not mistaken so to were the gallente subjcators of the people of caldari =P
solar zody > caldari was a state in the gallente federation
Roland Massatari > isnt freedom the one thing gallente preach about? so then why bombard caldari prime and drive them from their own home?
Ergonaz > they wat the frredom to bomb anyoen they wish
solar zody > wow a book that can out sell harry potter lol
Andra McKay > the thig amarr are hiding under their hoods is that they are actually caldari, ripping off the galaxy on religious articles
solar zody > they did it in a nasty manor so they deserved to lose their homeworld
Roland Massatari > =P
Roland Massatari > ill let caldari argue that point :)
solar zody > they got it back
Andra McKay > here, buy that statue of saint whatshisname, to save your immortal soul... thats 150 isk ther
Andra McKay > its caldari with a new business plan :)
Roland Massatari > instead of the plain face steal oyur money you belove we are the reach around and steal your wallet while your not looking type?
solar zody > rip off others rarther than each other
solar zody > it wont last
Roland Massatari > it has so far and will for many more centuries to come
Andra McKay > yep, no law abiding citizen wears such a hood
Ergonaz > its better to do the leding deal
Andra McKay > thats why im in on all that "amarr victor" stuff... im profiting from that pyramid sheme while it lasts :)
Roland Massatari > hehe it is alright to comit your sins so long as you have the *insert holy figure here* to absolve you of your sins >=P
Andra McKay > buy the holy figure now, and youll get a pax amarria signed by <insert televangelist name> for free
Andra McKay > gonna open my own televangelism channel i think... need isk to fuel my dread :)
Roland Massatari > yes exactly and now to bring the minnmatar back into line
Roland Massatari > i belive the people incharge of the seven hundred club beat you to that one adnra
Roland Massatari > andra*
Andra McKay > hehe, no worries... the former slaves have been teached for centuries in amarrian religion... they will bring it home to minmatar where amarr religion will spread and open a new market
Roland Massatari > need to stop typing typo curse is coming back
solar zody > lol
solar zody > minmatar wont accept trail crap like the pax
solar zody > trivial*
Andra McKay > here, buy this religious artefact for only 150m isk, it will cure you from that curse :)
solar zody > so will a bath
Thokia > Forgot to turn my modules on and I die.
Woodlin Deamon > look for teh shiny stuffs along your domis ass and make sure it's all glowy and sh*t
Woodlin Deamon > then you know your domi and nice and hardened
Woodlin Deamon > look for teh shiny stuffs along your domis ass and make sure it's all glowy and sh*t
Woodlin Deamon > then you know your domi and nice and hardened