Zoey Redbird > i dont want ur corp
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Korovyov > Easy as...
Bethany Blaze > Bananas?
Korovyov > only if they're firm
Bethany Blaze > Mmmmmm...
Bethany Blaze > Bananas?
Korovyov > only if they're firm
Bethany Blaze > Mmmmmm...
Azia Burgi > oh eagle i was watching a program on monday night
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah?
Azia Burgi > do you REALLY have fruit exclusion zones?
Eagle Extravaganza > yes
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > quarantine
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > you cant take fruit interstate
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit flies and shit
Azia Burgi > um....
Azia Burgi > you know flies can um... you know...
Azia Burgi > fly
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, tell our Govt that
Eagle Extravaganza > and if your a fly, do you wanna cross a desert?
WashuChanUK > The gov in Aussie aint too bright
Azia Burgi > is there yummy fruit on the other side?
Eagle Extravaganza > well, most of the exclusion zones are surrounded by desert
Eagle Extravaganza > so yeah, there might be
Azia Burgi > the flies flew to australia across oceans...
Azia Burgi > a bit of desert isn't going to stop them
Eagle Extravaganza > tell that to Mr Rudd
WashuChanUK > Dont you mean Premier Rudd
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit fly zones were a Howard thing though
Eagle Extravaganza > that guy was a fucking idiot
Eagle Extravaganza > lieing basterd
Azia Burgi > would fruit flies really do that much damage to your crops?
Eagle Extravaganza > probably not
Ned Hamford > They are damn annoying
Eagle Extravaganza > but polis are idiots
Harii Renn > people with no concept of the real world?
Azia Burgi > what if you have a pet fruit fly on a bit of string?
WashuChanUK > Your a cruel person
Azia Burgi > i wouldn't tie it tightly
Azia Burgi > its just the same concept as having a dog on a lead
Eagle Extravaganza > I want a pet fruit fly now :S
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah?
Azia Burgi > do you REALLY have fruit exclusion zones?
Eagle Extravaganza > yes
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > quarantine
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > you cant take fruit interstate
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit flies and shit
Azia Burgi > um....
Azia Burgi > you know flies can um... you know...
Azia Burgi > fly
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, tell our Govt that
Eagle Extravaganza > and if your a fly, do you wanna cross a desert?
WashuChanUK > The gov in Aussie aint too bright
Azia Burgi > is there yummy fruit on the other side?
Eagle Extravaganza > well, most of the exclusion zones are surrounded by desert
Eagle Extravaganza > so yeah, there might be
Azia Burgi > the flies flew to australia across oceans...
Azia Burgi > a bit of desert isn't going to stop them
Eagle Extravaganza > tell that to Mr Rudd
WashuChanUK > Dont you mean Premier Rudd
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit fly zones were a Howard thing though
Eagle Extravaganza > that guy was a fucking idiot
Eagle Extravaganza > lieing basterd
Azia Burgi > would fruit flies really do that much damage to your crops?
Eagle Extravaganza > probably not
Ned Hamford > They are damn annoying
Eagle Extravaganza > but polis are idiots
Harii Renn > people with no concept of the real world?
Azia Burgi > what if you have a pet fruit fly on a bit of string?
WashuChanUK > Your a cruel person
Azia Burgi > i wouldn't tie it tightly
Azia Burgi > its just the same concept as having a dog on a lead
Eagle Extravaganza > I want a pet fruit fly now :S
Grogeth > We are a New Corp Looking For Recruits:We have all of the following:* 0.0 Access* 0.0 Roams* Ship Replacement Program* Forums / Killboard / Teamspeak* Mineral Buyback Program
Korovyov > you should call it a mineral kickback program
Korovyov > sounds cooler that way
AeonthePiglet > Or a mineral Nutkick program
Bethany Blaze > Extended Mineral Kickback Leverage Fund
Gromash > or maybe i dunno mineral swipe
Korovyov > Tritanium Embezzlement Scandal
Gromash > ooo
Korovyov > you should call it a mineral kickback program
Korovyov > sounds cooler that way
AeonthePiglet > Or a mineral Nutkick program
Bethany Blaze > Extended Mineral Kickback Leverage Fund
Gromash > or maybe i dunno mineral swipe
Korovyov > Tritanium Embezzlement Scandal
Gromash > ooo
Gromash > hermaphradite
Korovyov > with a kite
Korovyov > on a bike
Bethany Blaze > with a dyke
Gromash > starting a fight
Bethany Blaze > in the night!
Korovyov > what a fright
Gromash > an ugly sight
Imperator Ceasar > oh the delight
Imperator Ceasar > on a Thursday night
Gromash > i could i might
Rastlin Oherin > friday night, get it right
Bethany Blaze > that's so tight.
Korovyov > with a kite
Korovyov > on a bike
Bethany Blaze > with a dyke
Gromash > starting a fight
Bethany Blaze > in the night!
Korovyov > what a fright
Gromash > an ugly sight
Imperator Ceasar > oh the delight
Imperator Ceasar > on a Thursday night
Gromash > i could i might
Rastlin Oherin > friday night, get it right
Bethany Blaze > that's so tight.
Babaroga > what are you afraid of?you aint undocking
Dhante > we have caps
Babaroga > I HAVE CAPS TOO
Babaroga > :)
Dhante > I HAS MORE CAPZ!
Babaroga > ok you win
Dhante > we have caps
Babaroga > I HAVE CAPS TOO
Babaroga > :)
Dhante > I HAS MORE CAPZ!
Babaroga > ok you win
Damien Smith > Bad Guys are Red, Good Guys are Blue. Accept My App, So I can Pew Pew...
<+cougem> Asestorian hasnt spoken in days
<+cougem> which is good because it means uni is probably fun
<+cougem> or he is dead
<%xiaodown> both good options, tbh.
<+cougem> yeah
<+cougem> he died how he'd have wanted
<+cougem> 19 and idling on irc
<+cougem> which is good because it means uni is probably fun
<+cougem> or he is dead
<%xiaodown> both good options, tbh.
<+cougem> yeah
<+cougem> he died how he'd have wanted
<+cougem> 19 and idling on irc
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
<cougem> hey Tiven, do you like updoc?
<Tiven> whats updoc...
<cougem> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<nowhereman> holy shit he fell for that
<Tiven> omg you guys
<Tiven> ??????????
<Tiven> STOP IT
<Tiven> IM CONFUSED
<Dems> a classic case of the updoc
<Tiven> whats updoc?/
<trashguy> LOOOOORF
<cougem> Tiven, you do like updoc?
<Tiven> seirously
<trashguy> updoc
<trashguy> i sthe shit
<Tiven> let me google that thing...
<Tiven> whats updoc...
<cougem> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<nowhereman> holy shit he fell for that
<Tiven> omg you guys
<Tiven> ??????????
<Tiven> STOP IT
<Tiven> IM CONFUSED
<Dems> a classic case of the updoc
<Tiven> whats updoc?/
<trashguy> LOOOOORF
<cougem> Tiven, you do like updoc?
<Tiven> seirously
<trashguy> updoc
<trashguy> i sthe shit
<Tiven> let me google that thing...