Latest
omgrawr.net Control Panel
LatestBrowseRandom>0TopBottomAddQotWSearch
quote #
Kayne Darklight > wb vlad
VladtheInhaler > came for a quickie, about to sit down for dinner any minute
Kayne Darklight > there is no such thing as a 'quickie' with EvE, she`s not that kind of mistress
Gregor Tiberius > YESYEYEYSYEYEEYEYEYESYSYES
Gregor Tiberius > MY OTHER MONITORS IS HERE
Gregor Tiberius > o/o/o/
Kinvaryn > YESYESYESYESYES
Kinvaryn > /emote splooges from the excitement
HiRider > oh god
Kinvaryn > oh shit greg, sorry about your eyes
Halbrogen > i prefer the term "aggresive appropriators of wealth" not pirates
Futuristic Eagle > I just caught my dad masturbating over porn
Curse VonPilgrim > and then u decided to share with us
Siphaanu > was it good porn?
Blake Zacary > was it your porn or his own
Futuristic Eagle > Right now, Im more glad of not entering a room then any other occasion in my life.
Futuristic Eagle > This is the same day I found a used condom lying around after he hasnt had a girl over for ages
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Curse VonPilgrim > to much info
Blake Zacary > do you ever leave your gf alone with him ?
KillahB > dude
Curse VonPilgrim > hes got a bf lol
Gixxer 1000 > ouch!
KillahB > or
KillahB > does your bum hurt ?
Gixxer 1000 > Foster's, Australian for beer!
Curse VonPilgrim > Killaaaa EEEWWWWWW
Futuristic Eagle > I haven't introduced my GF to my Dad, and I dont think I will now.
KillahB > lol
Jenina Hawke > Killahs question was kind of relevant :p
Blake Zacary > I can just picture your face when he 'shakes hands' with her
Gixxer 1000 > If she's hot, then he's probably already spanked a few off to her.
Futuristic Eagle > xD
KillahB > cmon
KillahB > dont see hats wrong wth him masturbating to porn
KillahB > its more than natural
Futuristic Eagle > It is wrong when your 17 year old son catches you
Futuristic Eagle > And no, my ass does not hurt :S
Gixxer 1000 > I'm getting ready to throw on off myself over Eagle's GF.
Jenina Hawke > I think it is the "it's a dad, they are not supposed to have sexual fantasies" problem
Siphaanu > quite oppposite, you should learn from your old man
Curse VonPilgrim > hahaha
Futuristic Eagle > I dont want to
Blake Zacary > well like they say , you can beat an egg , you can even beat your enemies but you can't beat a good wank !
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Futuristic Eagle > Im gonna go throw up now, BRB.
Gixxer 1000 > Be careful to use the "right" towel!
Blake Zacary > something about mary came to mind
Keelan Sage > we just lost 2 dreads
Keelan Sage > seiging a pos
Keelan Sage > to self-destruct
Jiro Rans > People like sieging so much they sd'd?
Keelan Sage > people were fucking around
Keelan Sage > and didn't turn it off
Jiro Rans > Darwinism
Jolene Starbreaker > Jimmy, check your wallet
Jimmy Sprinkle > whats a wallet
Jolene Starbreaker > where your MONEY is
LustBunny > It's that fat thing making a dent in your butt while you drive.
Ghost Hunter > The iteron 5 makes no god damn sense
Ghost Hunter > compared to the Iteron 4
Ghost Hunter > Its like *brain seizure* ITERON 4 IS BOXES
Ghost Hunter > ITERON 5 IS STICK
Dark77 > ur just pissed cause i proved my point :)
Sakura Nihil > Nah, just pissed that we couldn't chlorinate the gene pool before you were born.
Sonja Dragooran > I have carrier today
Sonja Dragooran > Want to see?
Ariartus > oooh shiny
Ariartus > thats not a carrier :(
Sonja Dragooran > It carries stuff!
Aegis Scout > Jennifer you think theres a suck my cock button on ther too?
Jennifer Rizea > Well, there might be, but it'd return a 404
Jennifer Rizea > Cock not found.
v0.6.1
 Coldfront sites: