Seyah Tebut > female logic is the same as military intelligence
Azia Burgi > is that so, mr teabagger?
Seyah Tebut > .........
Seyah Tebut > i'm never going to hear the end of this, am i?
Azia Burgi > nope
Tobin Shalim > that's unfair
Tobin Shalim > i did not teabag her
Tobin Shalim > i flapped my junk in her face, there's a difference
Azia Burgi > is that so, mr teabagger?
Seyah Tebut > .........
Seyah Tebut > i'm never going to hear the end of this, am i?
Azia Burgi > nope
Tobin Shalim > that's unfair
Tobin Shalim > i did not teabag her
Tobin Shalim > i flapped my junk in her face, there's a difference
Verone > bellum...
Bellum Eternus > si?
Verone > I uh... well
Tor Lann > verone has the hots for you
Tor Lann > he wants your body
Bellum Eternus > /emote presses his ass to the wall
Bellum Eternus > =o
Verone > I have this urge... that I want to strip you naked... and oil up your face... then grab your pudgy little cheeks, and flap them vigarously, so they make a sound like a flapping foreskin during violent and savage masturbation.
Verone > just sayin' :3
Bellum Eternus > my eyes. i can't unread that!
Bellum Eternus > where's the bleach?
Bellum Eternus > si?
Verone > I uh... well
Tor Lann > verone has the hots for you
Tor Lann > he wants your body
Bellum Eternus > /emote presses his ass to the wall
Bellum Eternus > =o
Verone > I have this urge... that I want to strip you naked... and oil up your face... then grab your pudgy little cheeks, and flap them vigarously, so they make a sound like a flapping foreskin during violent and savage masturbation.
Verone > just sayin' :3
Bellum Eternus > my eyes. i can't unread that!
Bellum Eternus > where's the bleach?
Brackman > if he wanted a fleet to counter our fleet with the above tactics, his fleet would be so full of fail it wouldn't even be liable for a darwin award
Admrl Cain > Ever notice the only chicks that bitch about women showing too much skin are almost always ugly as fuck?
Arx Eladios > o/
Dorylus > home sick today, and always wondered how eve was during working days, and now i know: quiet:)
Souvera Corvus > welcome to the AU TZ
Souvera Corvus > where men are men and sheep are nervous
Dorylus > home sick today, and always wondered how eve was during working days, and now i know: quiet:)
Souvera Corvus > welcome to the AU TZ
Souvera Corvus > where men are men and sheep are nervous
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
Kenny Ray > ooooooooh THUNDER! Rolling Thunder!
Kenny Ray > i love it - as long as I don't lose electricity or Internet connectivity
Kenny Ray > my poor cat is afraid of every little noise - thunder is the end of the world to her
Danastarim > poor cat :(
Kenny Ray > yesterday, I was in one room, and my wife was in another. the cat came skulking through the room she was in. I blew my nose in the other room. my wife burst out laughing. she said the cat jumped staight up and flipped around in the air.
Kenny Ray > you would think the poor thing was abused - but she is pampered too much if anything
Tobin Shalim > i've seen it happen with our cat
Tobin Shalim > it's the damndest thing. how do they flip with nothing to push against with which to flip?
Kenny Ray > the tail and the air - they use it like a rudder - so I hear
Kenny Ray > and I'm sure their initial inertia has something to do with it
Rokkit Kween > nah, they twist their spine so that they can see where they're landing and put their front feet down first, then flip their arse.
Kenny Ray > I thought the poor thing was going blind - the way she would move slowly toward something and touch it with her paw... but then she spots the smallest little thing on the wall and jumps for it
Kenny Ray > no doubt she sees the world very differently from me though.
Kenny Ray > I wonder if she sees ghosts, sometimes.
Rokkit Kween > yes, everything is prey
Rokkit Kween > feet, hands, bits of fluff, string, everything
Tobin Shalim > my precious dangling bits :(
Tobin Shalim > oh, i won't even go into THAT story
Rokkit Kween > ouch.
Tobin Shalim > just use your imagination
Tobin Shalim > of course, it was kinda my fault since i was flapping them in her face, but i digress
Azia Burgi > wait... you were teabagging your cat?
Kenny Ray > i love it - as long as I don't lose electricity or Internet connectivity
Kenny Ray > my poor cat is afraid of every little noise - thunder is the end of the world to her
Danastarim > poor cat :(
Kenny Ray > yesterday, I was in one room, and my wife was in another. the cat came skulking through the room she was in. I blew my nose in the other room. my wife burst out laughing. she said the cat jumped staight up and flipped around in the air.
Kenny Ray > you would think the poor thing was abused - but she is pampered too much if anything
Tobin Shalim > i've seen it happen with our cat
Tobin Shalim > it's the damndest thing. how do they flip with nothing to push against with which to flip?
Kenny Ray > the tail and the air - they use it like a rudder - so I hear
Kenny Ray > and I'm sure their initial inertia has something to do with it
Rokkit Kween > nah, they twist their spine so that they can see where they're landing and put their front feet down first, then flip their arse.
Kenny Ray > I thought the poor thing was going blind - the way she would move slowly toward something and touch it with her paw... but then she spots the smallest little thing on the wall and jumps for it
Kenny Ray > no doubt she sees the world very differently from me though.
Kenny Ray > I wonder if she sees ghosts, sometimes.
Rokkit Kween > yes, everything is prey
Rokkit Kween > feet, hands, bits of fluff, string, everything
Tobin Shalim > my precious dangling bits :(
Tobin Shalim > oh, i won't even go into THAT story
Rokkit Kween > ouch.
Tobin Shalim > just use your imagination
Tobin Shalim > of course, it was kinda my fault since i was flapping them in her face, but i digress
Azia Burgi > wait... you were teabagging your cat?
Sakura Nihil > awwww, my newbies just murdered a drake easily =D
Jiro Rans > Mother Duck Sakura.
Jonny Damordred > I remember when I was like that with Sak
Jonny Damordred > "Jonny, I ran a fleet into a dead-end system"
Jonny Damordred > "Thats ok, little sakura... lets learn what a map is ok?"
Jonny Damordred > *between sobs* k
Sakura Nihil > I was a competent enough FC when I hit TRS, but just inexperienced :p
Jonny Damordred > didn't you do it twice?
Xaiah Darlis > three times IIRC
Nidia Masters > bach calls you failkura
Jiro Rans > Mother Duck Sakura.
Jonny Damordred > I remember when I was like that with Sak
Jonny Damordred > "Jonny, I ran a fleet into a dead-end system"
Jonny Damordred > "Thats ok, little sakura... lets learn what a map is ok?"
Jonny Damordred > *between sobs* k
Sakura Nihil > I was a competent enough FC when I hit TRS, but just inexperienced :p
Jonny Damordred > didn't you do it twice?
Xaiah Darlis > three times IIRC
Nidia Masters > bach calls you failkura
LMShinigami > Also, I think I see a comma on that asteroid over there. You can use it in your rant!
Kinvaryn > so i came out of cloak 70km away from a belt...
Kinvaryn > without telling me to. i'm 70km + from anything, why did it knock cloak off?
Pollip > exhibitionist?
HiRider > maybe someone warped by?
Kinvaryn > maybe.
Kinvaryn > though pollip is probably more correct.
HiRider > flasher
Pollip > probably? I can see through your windows with these binoculars
Kinvaryn > damned good binoculars then.
Enaiden > pollip your doing the hard old school way... camera survelance ftw.
Kinvaryn > first, you need to get in.
Kinvaryn > or, exterior, i cover my windows with blankets.
Enaiden > Unless your in a fortress I'm not worried about that
Kinvaryn > lastly, i weigh 4000 pounds, my skin is a dull blue, with patches of some sickly green all over, and i never wear anything. DO YOU WANT THIS ON CAMERA?
Enaiden > Kin... yes... It will go viral
Enaiden > I will call it fat smurf
Kinvaryn > without telling me to. i'm 70km + from anything, why did it knock cloak off?
Pollip > exhibitionist?
HiRider > maybe someone warped by?
Kinvaryn > maybe.
Kinvaryn > though pollip is probably more correct.
HiRider > flasher
Pollip > probably? I can see through your windows with these binoculars
Kinvaryn > damned good binoculars then.
Enaiden > pollip your doing the hard old school way... camera survelance ftw.
Kinvaryn > first, you need to get in.
Kinvaryn > or, exterior, i cover my windows with blankets.
Enaiden > Unless your in a fortress I'm not worried about that
Kinvaryn > lastly, i weigh 4000 pounds, my skin is a dull blue, with patches of some sickly green all over, and i never wear anything. DO YOU WANT THIS ON CAMERA?
Enaiden > Kin... yes... It will go viral
Enaiden > I will call it fat smurf