Khazorath > oh ffs
Khazorath > the worlds out to get me
Khazorath > Quit smoking and the first mission I do in weeks is to transport crates of tobacco
Khazorath > the worlds out to get me
Khazorath > Quit smoking and the first mission I do in weeks is to transport crates of tobacco
Smog890 > type x to join fleet!
Omishigawa > the most important thing to have when joining miltia
Omishigawa > is having a well working x key
Proxyyyy > there must be a sub for the x key
Proxyyyy > like this
Proxyyyy > *
Omishigawa > lol
Drykor > everybody snowflake up!
Omishigawa > the most important thing to have when joining miltia
Omishigawa > is having a well working x key
Proxyyyy > there must be a sub for the x key
Proxyyyy > like this
Proxyyyy > *
Omishigawa > lol
Drykor > everybody snowflake up!
Gamaroth > I hate it when my giant containers move around...guess I should listen to the warning, "contents may shift in flight"
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
shirktastic > ok my learning level 4 is stuck at completion immenant, What do I do?
Jonathan > Give a GM a cyber hand job
shirktastic > yea i tried all that, but havent logged out/in yet lol, prolly the first thing i shoulda done
Jonathan > Give a GM a cyber hand job
shirktastic > yea i tried all that, but havent logged out/in yet lol, prolly the first thing i shoulda done
jasonsalwaysburnt beats his chest and claws at the air.
jasonsalwaysburnt turns into a kitten
rifles > u taking a break from WoW then?
jasonsalwaysburnt turns into a kitten
rifles > u taking a break from WoW then?
<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
Grikath > /emote busts Theo's lurking cover :P
Theo Samaritan > I am not the Theo you are looking for.
Grikath > you . are. not. the. Theo. I. am. looking. for.
Corywyn > do the wave hand thing :P
Theo Samaritan > sure
Theo Samaritan > o,
Theo Samaritan > o>
Theo Samaritan > o/
Theo Samaritan > o<
Theo Samaritan > o,
Theo Samaritan > I am not the Theo you are looking for.
Grikath > you . are. not. the. Theo. I. am. looking. for.
Corywyn > do the wave hand thing :P
Theo Samaritan > sure
Theo Samaritan > o,
Theo Samaritan > o>
Theo Samaritan > o/
Theo Samaritan > o<
Theo Samaritan > o,
Nicole Graves > I heard penis in a channel and my homemade program automatically switched to this channel
Pan Lu > dang, the hulks caught up with me, i left em a few belts behind but they nom so well
Pan Lu > im jam their mining gear with my clogs...prob is ive never seen any trees in eve :p
Dossie Kielle > they'll be on some planets
Pan Lu > aye...not sure if a retriever is still a space ship in atmosphere, im suspecting its a brick
Dossie Kielle > I'd say most - if not all - are bricks in atmospheres
Pan Lu > ooooh what fun it'd be to test that theory ^^
Dossie Kielle > maybe shuttles could fly in atmosphere
Pan Lu > yeah
Dossie Kielle > I highly doubt Caps could, though
Pan Lu > on that sneak peak of the first person shoot eve concept trailer i think it showed a condor flying, bet the pilot thanked his lucky stars that wings went out of fashion lol
Pan Lu > wings are soo 20th century earth daaaahrleeeeng, its asymmetrical cubes now
Dossie Kielle > and the Gallente Fed run on the "irregular amorphic blobs are win" principle =P
Pan Lu > lol, those gallente know their quantum phallics XD
Dossie Kielle > I've always wondered if Gallentean starship designers were either compensating for something, or just plain kinky
Pan Lu > i think its so kinky that for greater inspiration they under achieved just so they could over compensate lol
Dossie Kielle > I think you've hit the nail on the head with that theory xD
Pan Lu > aah my art eet ieez soo sheet! ah shood destroooy eet and desahn anuzzer peeniiis
Dossie Kielle > ahh but monsior, whai doo joo noh laik le breast joo maed en le Dommineex?
Pan Lu > eet eez too purrfeeect! eef ah feeneesh le breast, ah am feeneeshed as an arteeest! XD
Dossie Kielle > best you finish that cycle and dock up and log for DT xD
Pan Lu > yeah i think so
Pan Lu > then spend the next hour designing breasts like any good gallente ^^
Pan Lu > im jam their mining gear with my clogs...prob is ive never seen any trees in eve :p
Dossie Kielle > they'll be on some planets
Pan Lu > aye...not sure if a retriever is still a space ship in atmosphere, im suspecting its a brick
Dossie Kielle > I'd say most - if not all - are bricks in atmospheres
Pan Lu > ooooh what fun it'd be to test that theory ^^
Dossie Kielle > maybe shuttles could fly in atmosphere
Pan Lu > yeah
Dossie Kielle > I highly doubt Caps could, though
Pan Lu > on that sneak peak of the first person shoot eve concept trailer i think it showed a condor flying, bet the pilot thanked his lucky stars that wings went out of fashion lol
Pan Lu > wings are soo 20th century earth daaaahrleeeeng, its asymmetrical cubes now
Dossie Kielle > and the Gallente Fed run on the "irregular amorphic blobs are win" principle =P
Pan Lu > lol, those gallente know their quantum phallics XD
Dossie Kielle > I've always wondered if Gallentean starship designers were either compensating for something, or just plain kinky
Pan Lu > i think its so kinky that for greater inspiration they under achieved just so they could over compensate lol
Dossie Kielle > I think you've hit the nail on the head with that theory xD
Pan Lu > aah my art eet ieez soo sheet! ah shood destroooy eet and desahn anuzzer peeniiis
Dossie Kielle > ahh but monsior, whai doo joo noh laik le breast joo maed en le Dommineex?
Pan Lu > eet eez too purrfeeect! eef ah feeneesh le breast, ah am feeneeshed as an arteeest! XD
Dossie Kielle > best you finish that cycle and dock up and log for DT xD
Pan Lu > yeah i think so
Pan Lu > then spend the next hour designing breasts like any good gallente ^^
Sobe Power > do i look like an idiot?
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...