WIngman4508 > afraid of a guy in a corp that worships a metal phallus?
retupmoca > we do what now?
retupmoca > nobody told me about that!
Ari Xali > I'd have a word with your CEO
Ari Xali > "scuse me boss...um... do we worship a metal phallus? Cos that info was not in the recruitment brochure!"
retupmoca > we do what now?
retupmoca > nobody told me about that!
Ari Xali > I'd have a word with your CEO
Ari Xali > "scuse me boss...um... do we worship a metal phallus? Cos that info was not in the recruitment brochure!"
EVE System > Channel changed to Kakakela Local Channel
Ivan Volyova > spare isk please?
Hittavainen > get a job you bum
Yorlock > keep begging and ill give ya some spare ammo....
Ivan Volyova > spare isk please?
Hittavainen > get a job you bum
Yorlock > keep begging and ill give ya some spare ammo....
stogie > in case of a emergency oxygen will be provided and untangling them will annoy you before you DIE
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<shigsy> FUCK OFF AUTOMATIC UPDATE
<shigsy> WHEN I SAY RESTART LATER IT MEANS ILL RESTART THE PC MYSELF
<shigsy> YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF FAGGOTRY
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<shigsy> FUCK OFF AUTOMATIC UPDATE
<shigsy> WHEN I SAY RESTART LATER IT MEANS ILL RESTART THE PC MYSELF
<shigsy> YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF FAGGOTRY
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Aquillar > holy shit advisories still going
Aquillar > this is messed
Aquillar > I haven\'t seen this happen in a long time
Lauralanthalas Winter > heh
Alex1600T > :-)
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > you know i wish CCP did like WoW did where they had the neutral guards ofthe town getdrunk once in awhile and not\'guard the town\' against ganks
Alex1600T > wtf with all the traffic advisory too :/ database FSCK
Aquillar > lack of FSCK...file system checks prevent this :P
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > aw fuck theyre even shutting down wormholes
Screaming Blade > i just thought i was drunk and seeing random messages
Aquillar > what? where? how?
Aquillar > oh I see
Aquillar > jesus christ
Alex1600T > they shouldnt need to do FSCK the run journalled file systems on SOLID STATE arrays :PP
Aquillar > it\'s sad now, when I see this happen I recognize most system names
Alex1600T > *tech* oops i just unplugged all of catch region!
Alex1600T > *other tech* SHIT HIT THE BIG RED BUTTON!
Aquillar > there goes jita
Aquillar > now everything should fix itself
* Screaming Blade throws a bag of dogshit at a deskfan in CCP\'s office *
Alex1600T > *tech calls for tech support* <please reboot your machine and your router if it still dont work call back>
Alex1600T > hmm:/
Alex1600T > big fuck up
Screaming Blade > ima get a blackbird for gatecamps, anyone think thats a good investment?
Aquillar > not right now it\'s not
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > its a gang ship
Aquillar > wait for some stations and stargates and even some wormholes to open back up first
Aquillar > this is messed
Aquillar > I haven\'t seen this happen in a long time
Lauralanthalas Winter > heh
Alex1600T > :-)
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > you know i wish CCP did like WoW did where they had the neutral guards ofthe town getdrunk once in awhile and not\'guard the town\' against ganks
Alex1600T > wtf with all the traffic advisory too :/ database FSCK
Aquillar > lack of FSCK...file system checks prevent this :P
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > aw fuck theyre even shutting down wormholes
Screaming Blade > i just thought i was drunk and seeing random messages
Aquillar > what? where? how?
Aquillar > oh I see
Aquillar > jesus christ
Alex1600T > they shouldnt need to do FSCK the run journalled file systems on SOLID STATE arrays :PP
Aquillar > it\'s sad now, when I see this happen I recognize most system names
Alex1600T > *tech* oops i just unplugged all of catch region!
Alex1600T > *other tech* SHIT HIT THE BIG RED BUTTON!
Aquillar > there goes jita
Aquillar > now everything should fix itself
* Screaming Blade throws a bag of dogshit at a deskfan in CCP\'s office *
Alex1600T > *tech calls for tech support* <please reboot your machine and your router if it still dont work call back>
Alex1600T > hmm:/
Alex1600T > big fuck up
Screaming Blade > ima get a blackbird for gatecamps, anyone think thats a good investment?
Aquillar > not right now it\'s not
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > its a gang ship
Aquillar > wait for some stations and stargates and even some wormholes to open back up first
Devilish Ledoux > STIM is a funny corp. talk a guy into letting you kill his Nyx and they make you a director
Duckeye > know what I learned today? that if you ever stick kleenex into your nose to plug the bleeding while your busy physically doing something, that if you realize that all of a sudden it's not there anymore and you can't find it, it's in your sinus cavity
Duckeye > and then it sits there for 3 days, agitating your sinuses, and you can't breath through your nose, and then all of a sudden you sneeze and you feel a big slimey plug projectile from your nose, and it sticks to the wall
Duckeye > and then it sits there for 3 days, agitating your sinuses, and you can't breath through your nose, and then all of a sudden you sneeze and you feel a big slimey plug projectile from your nose, and it sticks to the wall
EVE System > Channel changed to J7A-UR Local Channel
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > how did i die
Gunsnroses > i was cloaked
Spikester > decloaked you
Gunsnroses > how?
Gunsnroses > How would you have found me?
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > i was fucking taking a shit
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > how did i die
Gunsnroses > i was cloaked
Spikester > decloaked you
Gunsnroses > how?
Gunsnroses > How would you have found me?
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > i was fucking taking a shit
Aquillar > 6 shrapnel bombs left
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Draco Hemigidious > are they christian and emo? makes perfect sense
Marc Valerius > just typical christian aka hypocrite
Draco Hemigidious > oh I can't wait for a priv convo, I'm serious, I'm gonna renounce god and give my soul to satan online via a pact with the darklord and my pod
Marc Valerius > rofl
Marc Valerius > I'll just tell her I'm a lawyer
Marc Valerius > all of that will go without saying anything else
Marc Valerius > just typical christian aka hypocrite
Draco Hemigidious > oh I can't wait for a priv convo, I'm serious, I'm gonna renounce god and give my soul to satan online via a pact with the darklord and my pod
Marc Valerius > rofl
Marc Valerius > I'll just tell her I'm a lawyer
Marc Valerius > all of that will go without saying anything else