DarkPhate Endovari > lol
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
DarkBloodRain > dunno BD low sex expeditions and the like always seem suspicious to me
Burning Dawn > lol, low sex, somthing on your mind, Dark?
DarkBloodRain > >>
DarkBloodRain > It was a typo!
Burning Dawn > riiiiiiiiight :P
Burning Dawn > lol, low sex, somthing on your mind, Dark?
DarkBloodRain > >>
DarkBloodRain > It was a typo!
Burning Dawn > riiiiiiiiight :P
mothyowns > selling crap makes me happy :)
Woman Love > i read that as 'smelling crap makes me happy' :|
Woman Love > i read that as 'smelling crap makes me happy' :|
<NTRabbit> [17:53] <Sokhar> i just finished jerkin it
<NTRabbit> [17:53] <Sokhar> so nn
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<NTRabbit> what a coincidence
<NTRabbit> don't you think
<NTRabbit> [17:53] <Sokhar> so nn
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<NTRabbit> what a coincidence
<NTRabbit> don't you think
Cartheron Crust > nice pwnt
MadDoctorDer > that's great :) post it on the killboard
Rhaegar Targaryen2 > http://www.redmercury.eu/EQB-killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=533
Eagleflies > wow...nearly 100 mil in losses :)
Rhaegar Targaryen2 > and we lost.. some ammo :P
MadDoctorDer > that's great :) post it on the killboard
Rhaegar Targaryen2 > http://www.redmercury.eu/EQB-killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=533
Eagleflies > wow...nearly 100 mil in losses :)
Rhaegar Targaryen2 > and we lost.. some ammo :P
<EgotisticalElf> i'm stuck in Sivala.. the system keeps re-loading (tq)
<Kali> sacrifice a goat or sth
<Kali> sacrifice a goat or sth
Chiyoko sama > but I have a laundry list of stuff if you are bored
Omega87 > well lemme see whatcha need and if I can do any, i'll tell ya
Chiyoko sama > ....kinda like a mission agent :P
Omega87 > whats my standing with you?
Chiyoko sama > 0.045
Chiyoko sama > just like a real agent where saving the empire from certain doom only nets you 0.001 standing
Omega87 > *trains blackmail to 3*
Chiyoko sama > 1.04 (Blackmail 3 raises your standing from 0.045)
Omega87 > sweet!
Omega87 > well lemme see whatcha need and if I can do any, i'll tell ya
Chiyoko sama > ....kinda like a mission agent :P
Omega87 > whats my standing with you?
Chiyoko sama > 0.045
Chiyoko sama > just like a real agent where saving the empire from certain doom only nets you 0.001 standing
Omega87 > *trains blackmail to 3*
Chiyoko sama > 1.04 (Blackmail 3 raises your standing from 0.045)
Omega87 > sweet!
Tyshalle Fallen > fuck i just want one shit
Le Soltueur > I know
Tyshalle Fallen > *shot
Tyshalle Fallen > lol
Tyshalle Fallen > that was an awward typo
Le Soltueur > I know
Tyshalle Fallen > *shot
Tyshalle Fallen > lol
Tyshalle Fallen > that was an awward typo
<+Asestorian> You are on the same level as Toxic in popularity BL.
<BL|AtWork> And your opinion typically bears as much weight as one of my turds, Asestorian.
<+Asestorian> My opinion carries magnitudes more weight than yours around here.
<+Asestorian> Which means that you have less relvevant opinions than your own shit.
<+Asestorian> Well done BL.
<BL|AtWork> And your opinion typically bears as much weight as one of my turds, Asestorian.
<+Asestorian> My opinion carries magnitudes more weight than yours around here.
<+Asestorian> Which means that you have less relvevant opinions than your own shit.
<+Asestorian> Well done BL.
Flaming Butterfly > shuttle can't warp 140AU, but my pod whose power supply is a 9v battery up my ass can.... sad