Chellfire > /emote afk's to web/scram and kill his fucken kids
Danielle O'Rage > girls arent confusing...you just dont speak our language is all
BlueMajere > srsly i dont get it
BlueMajere > weve beeen dating for 2 years
BlueMajere > and all of a sudden now she tells me that i don't tell her how i feel enough
4EnDeR > girlfriend aggro cannot be tanked
Jarbis Leed > Sure it can. But the damage will be severe
4EnDeR > girlfriend strikes perfectly wreaking for life
ImpiousHeaven > yeah it can, Hollyoaks has all the right resists, especially the omnibus, can tank them for hours
Jarbis Leed > as im aware, the only place you can tank GF/wife aggro is by safing up on the couch. Triage module sacrifices ability to come to bed that night.
Jarbis Leed > And the couch is a cold, hard place to safespot...
4EnDeR > or send kids (aka drones) in to help
Jarbis Leed > And take my word for it: if you're looking for an ammotype, go therm, they always have a weak therm tank. You'll never get anywhere with explosive tho.
Jarbis Leed > And their targeting and range is unbeatable: so running and hiding wont work either :P
BlueMajere > srsly i dont get it
BlueMajere > weve beeen dating for 2 years
BlueMajere > and all of a sudden now she tells me that i don't tell her how i feel enough
4EnDeR > girlfriend aggro cannot be tanked
Jarbis Leed > Sure it can. But the damage will be severe
4EnDeR > girlfriend strikes perfectly wreaking for life
ImpiousHeaven > yeah it can, Hollyoaks has all the right resists, especially the omnibus, can tank them for hours
Jarbis Leed > as im aware, the only place you can tank GF/wife aggro is by safing up on the couch. Triage module sacrifices ability to come to bed that night.
Jarbis Leed > And the couch is a cold, hard place to safespot...
4EnDeR > or send kids (aka drones) in to help
Jarbis Leed > And take my word for it: if you're looking for an ammotype, go therm, they always have a weak therm tank. You'll never get anywhere with explosive tho.
Jarbis Leed > And their targeting and range is unbeatable: so running and hiding wont work either :P
Koyang Jiu > self destruction is not the answer. this is eve online, not emo online.
Jiro Rans > Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML
heXpirate : Right....like birthday parties.
heXpirate : Everyone loves surprises.
rawbicles : and pregnancies
heXpirate : ...
rawbicles : and surprise buttsex
rawbicles : ha ha i put it in the other hole! surprise!
rawbicles : why are you crying?!
heXpirate : Everyone loves surprises.
rawbicles : and pregnancies
heXpirate : ...
rawbicles : and surprise buttsex
rawbicles : ha ha i put it in the other hole! surprise!
rawbicles : why are you crying?!
Lysander Krieg > I noticed that they never removed the existing penalties to speed mods, they just added more.
Lysander Krieg > Back in a bit people, need to go to the store to get beer.
Heroin Zastra > "Nerfing turns you into an alcoholic!" - interesting
Lysander Krieg > Nah, already was. The beer helped me slow my nano ship down. Now it moves slower than continental drift. Perhaps I should take speed based on that theory.
Lysander Krieg > Back in a bit people, need to go to the store to get beer.
Heroin Zastra > "Nerfing turns you into an alcoholic!" - interesting
Lysander Krieg > Nah, already was. The beer helped me slow my nano ship down. Now it moves slower than continental drift. Perhaps I should take speed based on that theory.
Dalahs De'Ressot > Hey Jita pilots! I've got 5.3 billion isk to give out. I'm having to quit due to joining the armed forces. I won't be back for awhile so I'm spreading the cheer. What you send me, you get x2 back! One time per pilot please.
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Dalahs De'Ressot > lol Eva, isk sent.
Asura Starfield > <url=contract:30000142//15010594>Sisters Scan Probe Launcher</url>41mil for the best probe launcher.
Dalahs De'Ressot > Wallet Screenshot (Last Update 16.25 Today): http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0903/2009.03.08.16.25.51.jpg
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Gallentia Walmart > lol ffs people are actually sending me stuff
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Dalahs De'Ressot > lol Eva, isk sent.
Asura Starfield > <url=contract:30000142//15010594>Sisters Scan Probe Launcher</url>41mil for the best probe launcher.
Dalahs De'Ressot > Wallet Screenshot (Last Update 16.25 Today): http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0903/2009.03.08.16.25.51.jpg
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Gallentia Walmart > lol ffs people are actually sending me stuff
Veren > ...anyone available to scout the [xxx] pipe?
LaFond > I can tell you that there are 210 hostile battleships on the other end of the pipe
Veren > ..hrrm
LaFond > do you still need the scout?
Veren > Hrm. Negative.
LaFond > I can tell you that there are 210 hostile battleships on the other end of the pipe
Veren > ..hrrm
LaFond > do you still need the scout?
Veren > Hrm. Negative.
Ryuji Hinomura > Oh gawd. I need to go to Jita to sell off some junk. Deliver me from that evil. Though I fly through the system of lag I shall fear no ganking.
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<Minerpewpew> Anyone here that can answer an ED Killboard question really quick?
<Arkady> "No, it can't."
<Minerpewpew> Anyone here that can answer an ED Killboard question really quick?
<Arkady> "No, it can't."