Micheal Dietrich > 90% of my gf's have been at least a foot shorter than me
Micheal Dietrich > I think it's because I can reach the cupboards
Micheal Dietrich > I think it's because I can reach the cupboards
<sg3s> had
<sg3s> too much
<sg3s> wine
<sg3s> thingy
<sg3s> I had to drink heavily after my aunt told me "it's too bad I'm not 20 years younger or I would have done you"
<sg3s> too much
<sg3s> wine
<sg3s> thingy
<sg3s> I had to drink heavily after my aunt told me "it's too bad I'm not 20 years younger or I would have done you"
Stork DK > Naglfar's so sexy it makes me FREAKING VERTICAL!
SirMolle > I am the most uber super awesome neckbeard king of EVE.
Reavik Wyrloki > think the best steak I ever partook of was at my cousin's wedding, Oddest part about it was that iw was held at a farm, and the beef came from that very farm, from the cow herd I could clearly see grazing not 100 feet from the reception tent.
Ishniana > Cows were thinking "Fuck is he eating Larry?!?!?"
Maya Gintaki > llmao
Monev TheGale > omgrawred
Ishniana > Cows were thinking "Fuck is he eating Larry?!?!?"
Maya Gintaki > llmao
Monev TheGale > omgrawred
Arkady Sadik > And if I saw that right, FDN just killed a pirate in bos. :-)
Elsebeth Rhiannon > A whole live pirate???
Reynolds > surely a dead one now
Elsebeth Rhiannon > Point.
Elsebeth Rhiannon > A whole live pirate???
Reynolds > surely a dead one now
Elsebeth Rhiannon > Point.
< minas> seriously though, this shit has a metadata editing page with so many columns that i have to scroll three page widths on a 19" screen
< minas> i bet this is how north korea tortures spies
< minas> 'look at your decadent western software'
< minas> 'if you no add metadata to 50 files in 5 minutes, you get no rice today!'
< minas> i bet this is how north korea tortures spies
< minas> 'look at your decadent western software'
< minas> 'if you no add metadata to 50 files in 5 minutes, you get no rice today!'
CEO > I went down on a gal once who farted ...
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
Nallycz Labrat > I've always wondered how movies overseas worked...
Nadarius Chrome > They shine a bright light through them while they roll them from one spool to another, then point the light at a big white area on the wall.
Nadarius Chrome > They shine a bright light through them while they roll them from one spool to another, then point the light at a big white area on the wall.
Emperor paulpentine > the queen v the pope in fight who would win?
Risathe Sakyou > queen, she has more cute and adorable things on her side O.o
Risathe Sakyou > pope has screaming lunatics that believe in being baby assembly lines O.o;;
Risathe Sakyou > that and I just don't like most religions O.o
Chauneko Sakyou > /emote likes to believe in the power of love and adorably cute things!
Emperor paulpentine > like the british army?
Chauneko Sakyou > probably O.o
Risathe Sakyou > queen, she has more cute and adorable things on her side O.o
Risathe Sakyou > pope has screaming lunatics that believe in being baby assembly lines O.o;;
Risathe Sakyou > that and I just don't like most religions O.o
Chauneko Sakyou > /emote likes to believe in the power of love and adorably cute things!
Emperor paulpentine > like the british army?
Chauneko Sakyou > probably O.o