Arro Cera > are you killing any noobs, kit?
Takashi Ishii > noooo
Takashi Ishii > I kill people who kill noobs
Takashi Ishii > people with~
Takashi Ishii > "My First Battleship"
Takashi Ishii > by Fisherprise
Takashi Ishii > noooo
Takashi Ishii > I kill people who kill noobs
Takashi Ishii > people with~
Takashi Ishii > "My First Battleship"
Takashi Ishii > by Fisherprise
Fletcher Vardy > sweet but it takes from the pos ,that sucks
Virtuozzo > yup
Virtuozzo > but that makes sense
Virtuozzo > control towers are kinda phallic
Virtuozzo > it makes sense for sucking as such to be involved
Leandra Anor > O_O
Virtuozzo > yup
Virtuozzo > but that makes sense
Virtuozzo > control towers are kinda phallic
Virtuozzo > it makes sense for sucking as such to be involved
Leandra Anor > O_O
Irritatus Maxiumus > for example: my current ship, SHOULD have a max tartgeting range for 47 km, instead it hs the range of my other ship, which is 23km
Maliki Nutesta > that sounds warp core stabilizer effect to me but i coudl be wrong
Irritatus Maxiumus > sure as sh#!, I have a freekign wc stabilizer installed, such a dumb a$$
Irritatus Maxiumus > I will slink away now
Larg Kellein > Remember kids, stabs cause temporary amnesia
Larg Kellein > Can also cause projectile dysfunction
Maliki Nutesta > that sounds warp core stabilizer effect to me but i coudl be wrong
Irritatus Maxiumus > sure as sh#!, I have a freekign wc stabilizer installed, such a dumb a$$
Irritatus Maxiumus > I will slink away now
Larg Kellein > Remember kids, stabs cause temporary amnesia
Larg Kellein > Can also cause projectile dysfunction
Viale > come kill iss with us. u know u wanna.
Viale > they drop veldspar.
Viale > they drop veldspar.
knifee > i've got an outpost in my pants
Captain Wolfman > ok, back, where the hot cock action at
Captain Wolfman > *rock
Radarani > HA HA HA
Shuang Shu > ....
Shuang Shu > I am tanking in 6 - 5, please slide your hot rock into our gaping mining barges at your convenience
Captain Wolfman > *rock
Radarani > HA HA HA
Shuang Shu > ....
Shuang Shu > I am tanking in 6 - 5, please slide your hot rock into our gaping mining barges at your convenience
Dark Shikari > http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=559376
UPA Terf > ultimate forum whore
UPA Terf > i bow
Coasterbrian > you know, I have no idea how you have so much to say, lol
UPA Terf > hehe i got a comment in o/
Levin Cavil > theres a difference between posting 26 times a day and having something to say
UPA Terf > ultimate forum whore
UPA Terf > i bow
Coasterbrian > you know, I have no idea how you have so much to say, lol
UPA Terf > hehe i got a comment in o/
Levin Cavil > theres a difference between posting 26 times a day and having something to say
Zoted > /emote tosses Brujo some beer-rabbit
Brujo Loco > mmm
Brujo Loco > this rabbit tastes funny, and looks so small ... and I dont remember rabbits having such long fine tails
Zoted > eww
Brujo Loco > dont eww me, you the one that threw it at me
Zoted > it's a um.... North American rabbit.
Zoted > they;re just different.
Brujo Loco > ahh k, for a moment I thought it was just a plain sewer rat
Brujo Loco > /emote munches happily
Zoted > oh no no we don't have those here.
Brujo Loco > nice
Brujo Loco > when u come down here Ill give you .. err special rabbits from south america too
Zoted > Oh joy!
Brujo Loco > yes, Im a very good man
Zoted > Do you have interweb there?
Brujo Loco > Nope, we rely on birds and donkeys to get messages across the villages
Zoted > wow so quaint!
Brujo Loco > yeah we even get traveling gypsies coming thru town, they are our only source of entertainment
Father O'Malley > How long does it take to download the patches on "Donkey-up"?
Brujo Loco > depends on the carrot
Zoted > lmao
Zoted > Don;t you get hungry and need to eat the donkeys?
Brujo Loco > no, thats what stray dogs and cats are for duh
Brujo Loco > mmm
Brujo Loco > this rabbit tastes funny, and looks so small ... and I dont remember rabbits having such long fine tails
Zoted > eww
Brujo Loco > dont eww me, you the one that threw it at me
Zoted > it's a um.... North American rabbit.
Zoted > they;re just different.
Brujo Loco > ahh k, for a moment I thought it was just a plain sewer rat
Brujo Loco > /emote munches happily
Zoted > oh no no we don't have those here.
Brujo Loco > nice
Brujo Loco > when u come down here Ill give you .. err special rabbits from south america too
Zoted > Oh joy!
Brujo Loco > yes, Im a very good man
Zoted > Do you have interweb there?
Brujo Loco > Nope, we rely on birds and donkeys to get messages across the villages
Zoted > wow so quaint!
Brujo Loco > yeah we even get traveling gypsies coming thru town, they are our only source of entertainment
Father O'Malley > How long does it take to download the patches on "Donkey-up"?
Brujo Loco > depends on the carrot
Zoted > lmao
Zoted > Don;t you get hungry and need to eat the donkeys?
Brujo Loco > no, thats what stray dogs and cats are for duh
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sathrai > what happen :(
Tigivo Eckhart > for jagg torps
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ishmael Hansen > I would say a myrm is down
groszekPtysiowy > siren
Ishmael Hansen > wild guess
groszekPtysiowy > calm down
Skyrezz > where
Siren Sylvanis > no
Siren Sylvanis > It has been twenty minutes
Siren Sylvanis > one disconnect
Ishmael Hansen > officer?
Siren Sylvanis > one scooping of drones after disconnect
Siren Sylvanis > in this system
Siren Sylvanis > with an isk farmer
Siren Sylvanis > talking to him in chinese
Siren Sylvanis > about his family, about his job,
Siren Sylvanis > about my life in the US.
Tigivo Eckhart > ...?
Sathrai > he's been luring in an isk farmer
Sathrai > setting it all up
Siren Sylvanis > Convincing him I'm a farmer too
Siren Sylvanis > I had him convinced
Sathrai > then I guess this blue showed up and fucked it all up?
Siren Sylvanis > then a blue raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > it's twenty more minutes talking to the Raven
Siren Sylvanis > asking him to leave
Siren Sylvanis > he's like "no, I'm hunting isk farmers
Siren Sylvanis > so eventually
Siren Sylvanis > I find the blue at a belt
Siren Sylvanis > I yell at the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank him together
Ishmael Hansen > tried to convo him?
Siren Sylvanis > I try to tell the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank the blue
groszekPtysiowy > AND?
Siren Sylvanis > isk farmer warps to me as blue warps out and leaves system
Siren Sylvanis > I scram, dual web, nos the farmer
Siren Sylvanis > he's in armor
Siren Sylvanis > totally fucked
Siren Sylvanis > then....... an NPC cruiser jams me.
Siren Sylvanis > He warps out.
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sathrai > what happen :(
Tigivo Eckhart > for jagg torps
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ishmael Hansen > I would say a myrm is down
groszekPtysiowy > siren
Ishmael Hansen > wild guess
groszekPtysiowy > calm down
Skyrezz > where
Siren Sylvanis > no
Siren Sylvanis > It has been twenty minutes
Siren Sylvanis > one disconnect
Ishmael Hansen > officer?
Siren Sylvanis > one scooping of drones after disconnect
Siren Sylvanis > in this system
Siren Sylvanis > with an isk farmer
Siren Sylvanis > talking to him in chinese
Siren Sylvanis > about his family, about his job,
Siren Sylvanis > about my life in the US.
Tigivo Eckhart > ...?
Sathrai > he's been luring in an isk farmer
Sathrai > setting it all up
Siren Sylvanis > Convincing him I'm a farmer too
Siren Sylvanis > I had him convinced
Sathrai > then I guess this blue showed up and fucked it all up?
Siren Sylvanis > then a blue raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > it's twenty more minutes talking to the Raven
Siren Sylvanis > asking him to leave
Siren Sylvanis > he's like "no, I'm hunting isk farmers
Siren Sylvanis > so eventually
Siren Sylvanis > I find the blue at a belt
Siren Sylvanis > I yell at the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank him together
Ishmael Hansen > tried to convo him?
Siren Sylvanis > I try to tell the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank the blue
groszekPtysiowy > AND?
Siren Sylvanis > isk farmer warps to me as blue warps out and leaves system
Siren Sylvanis > I scram, dual web, nos the farmer
Siren Sylvanis > he's in armor
Siren Sylvanis > totally fucked
Siren Sylvanis > then....... an NPC cruiser jams me.
Siren Sylvanis > He warps out.
Lucas Tigh > I would not be surprised if the folks at CCP come up with solar system names by getting good and drunk while some poor sober chap records their prophetic ramblings.