Recusor > whats our policy on hostiles in 0.0?
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD
Krayfish > Nipplator, will you marry me?
Nipplator > yes
Krayfish > YES!
Krayfish > woot
Boobalicious > awww how sweet
Krayfish > im putting that in my bio
Nipplator > vegas ftw
Krayfish > G's up Hoes Down...
Nipplator > yeah man
Krayfish > this avatar is quite the fox
Krayfish > if you like dreadlocks
Krayfish > and knives
Nipplator > and i do
plan q > lol
Boobalicious > oh dear i can see the kids now nipplefish's
Krayfish > omg yes
Nipplefish <b>LMFAO</b>
Krayfish > thats almost worth starting another account for
Nipplefish > i was doing that as we talked
Nipplator > WTF i was going to do that
Nipplator > yes
Krayfish > YES!
Krayfish > woot
Boobalicious > awww how sweet
Krayfish > im putting that in my bio
Nipplator > vegas ftw
Krayfish > G's up Hoes Down...
Nipplator > yeah man
Krayfish > this avatar is quite the fox
Krayfish > if you like dreadlocks
Krayfish > and knives
Nipplator > and i do
plan q > lol
Boobalicious > oh dear i can see the kids now nipplefish's
Krayfish > omg yes
Nipplefish <b>LMFAO</b>
Krayfish > thats almost worth starting another account for
Nipplefish > i was doing that as we talked
Nipplator > WTF i was going to do that
Gaul Cascade > afk a minute, hops-fuelled drinks are needed
deo tranquilo > :)
deo tranquilo > beer is floating here
Count TaSessine > I'll jump to *system* with count
Ma Talune > count! CHLL still not able to dock at *system* outpost
Count TaSessine > dont bring chll into *region* before it is in ISS
Ma Talune > it is mate..
Ma Talune > you accepted us personally?
Ma Talune > you a little stressed count?
Gaul Cascade > he's drinking and jumping capitals. Not a good combo
deo tranquilo > lol
Count TaSessine > ah ok ma
Antion > a couple shots for each successful jump?
deo tranquilo > :)
deo tranquilo > beer is floating here
Count TaSessine > I'll jump to *system* with count
Ma Talune > count! CHLL still not able to dock at *system* outpost
Count TaSessine > dont bring chll into *region* before it is in ISS
Ma Talune > it is mate..
Ma Talune > you accepted us personally?
Ma Talune > you a little stressed count?
Gaul Cascade > he's drinking and jumping capitals. Not a good combo
deo tranquilo > lol
Count TaSessine > ah ok ma
Antion > a couple shots for each successful jump?
Diefurcht > got me a hulk, mm yum iskies
Dal Deinvisu > Never figured you for a miner, Die
Diefurcht > No, I blew one up.
Dal Deinvisu > Never figured you for a miner, Die
Diefurcht > No, I blew one up.
Iole > now, how do we wake those boring old sods up
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava
* The Jackyl accidently reprocessed his cloak
Feng Schui > eeeeeeek
Ciocal > prototype i hope?
The Jackyl > ja
Paranoxis > heh
Paranoxis > premature reprocessation
Feng Schui > eeeeeeek
Ciocal > prototype i hope?
The Jackyl > ja
Paranoxis > heh
Paranoxis > premature reprocessation
Fifinella > Sheesh I lub my Itty V.
Fifinella > Just hauled 33M units of minerals, only took 7 trips. :)
Fifinella > Now I'm going to make a little house of Zydrine at the foot of the Trit mountain, and curl up in my Megacyte bed while listening at the waves washing ashore on my Isogen lake.
Fifinella > Just hauled 33M units of minerals, only took 7 trips. :)
Fifinella > Now I'm going to make a little house of Zydrine at the foot of the Trit mountain, and curl up in my Megacyte bed while listening at the waves washing ashore on my Isogen lake.
PHPR Freighter > uhhh... oops
Bladen UsherII > holy hell, what did you do
PHPR Freighter > I forgot about the part that says DON'T SHOOT THE TOWER!!! until everyone is dead
Bladen UsherII > LMFAO
Bladen UsherII > holy hell, what did you do
PHPR Freighter > I forgot about the part that says DON'T SHOOT THE TOWER!!! until everyone is dead
Bladen UsherII > LMFAO
Evanda Char > Hurry it up; my allies might get all heroic in a minute
Rodj Blake > We Amarrians do things with dignity
Evanda Char > That's not what the last dessert trolley you visited said
Rodj Blake > We Amarrians make our own desserts, as it's against Imperial Regulations to help another officer to dessert.
Rodj Blake > We Amarrians do things with dignity
Evanda Char > That's not what the last dessert trolley you visited said
Rodj Blake > We Amarrians make our own desserts, as it's against Imperial Regulations to help another officer to dessert.
<Prophecy> anyone wanna mail me an eve installation dvd?
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK