Xealot > 2005.12.10 02:25:00
Victim: Pizza
Alliance: Unknown
Corporation: Felix
Destroyed Type: Pizza
Solar System: Xealots room
System Security Level: 0.0
Involved parties:
Xealot > Name: Xealot (laid the final blow)
Security Status: -2.6
Alliance: Exuro Mortis
Corporation: The Grey Brotherhood
Ship Type: Body
Weapon Type: Stomach Acids
Xealot > owned
Victim: Pizza
Alliance: Unknown
Corporation: Felix
Destroyed Type: Pizza
Solar System: Xealots room
System Security Level: 0.0
Involved parties:
Xealot > Name: Xealot (laid the final blow)
Security Status: -2.6
Alliance: Exuro Mortis
Corporation: The Grey Brotherhood
Ship Type: Body
Weapon Type: Stomach Acids
Xealot > owned
Jade Mitch > they should make breast implants that you can fill with baby formula
Unknown Subject > just because i got fucked in the ass
ONE TIME doesnt mean im ghey!
Laocoon > das BOOT ist GHEYNEZ
Unknown Subject > its only ghey if you push back
ONE TIME doesnt mean im ghey!
Laocoon > das BOOT ist GHEYNEZ
Unknown Subject > its only ghey if you push back
Kella DelRae > hehe an iron jag was warping to the keberz gate so i warned the thnanatos
Caladarr > :/
Kella DelRae > what?
Caladarr > let them kill each other...
Siren Sylvanis > we like it when our enemies blow each other
Siren Sylvanis > ......up
Siren Sylvanis > fuck, premature enterculation
Caladarr > :/
Kella DelRae > what?
Caladarr > let them kill each other...
Siren Sylvanis > we like it when our enemies blow each other
Siren Sylvanis > ......up
Siren Sylvanis > fuck, premature enterculation
Biddybam > i get a extra low slot on my 'ceptor for jamming
Mr Dobilina > i got 2 C+T one garlicbread pizza + chees and 3 cokes = £10 ^^ thats me sorted for today + 2moz :D
K'Saa > lol
Lardarz B'stard > chicken nuggets and chips for me i thinky
Lardarz B'stard > nice and classy
Mr Dobilina > at least do somthing good with it
Mr Dobilina > a) 4 slices bread
Mr Dobilina > b) a little butter
Athose > uv been done i can get 2 12inch pizzaz's 12 garlic breed with chess large bottle of cock and that is only 10
Mr Dobilina > c) grated cheese
Mr Dobilina > layers nugets chips and cheese into a sandwichi form
Mr Dobilina > eat
Lardarz B'stard > large bottle of cock?
Mr Dobilina > ^^
Athose > coca cola
Smalum > eeewwww
Lardarz B'stard > eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
K'Saa > lol
Lardarz B'stard > chicken nuggets and chips for me i thinky
Lardarz B'stard > nice and classy
Mr Dobilina > at least do somthing good with it
Mr Dobilina > a) 4 slices bread
Mr Dobilina > b) a little butter
Athose > uv been done i can get 2 12inch pizzaz's 12 garlic breed with chess large bottle of cock and that is only 10
Mr Dobilina > c) grated cheese
Mr Dobilina > layers nugets chips and cheese into a sandwichi form
Mr Dobilina > eat
Lardarz B'stard > large bottle of cock?
Mr Dobilina > ^^
Athose > coca cola
Smalum > eeewwww
Lardarz B'stard > eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
Charles Etay > I could use less real life, and more fun.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
<@Duke_Grail> my parents bought the computer.
<@Levin> i was about to make fun of you
<@Duke_Grail> because i went back to school
<@Levin> for living with them
<@Levin> or something
<@Levin> but then i realized
<@Levin> i live with my parents
<@Levin> :/
<@Duke_Grail> i live by myself
<+mim> gg
<@Duke_Grail> haha
<@Duke_Grail> Levin Fail
<+mim> i;d still make fun of him
<@Levin> yeah
<+mim> and i live with my dad :
<@Levin> well
<@Levin> its like i could move out
<@Levin> but then i have to pay a shitload more money
<+mim> ya
<+mim> its like
<+mim> i could live in the dorms again
<+mim> but my dad lives 15 mins from campus
<+mim> so...
<@Levin> yeah
<@Levin> i pay like
<@Levin> 60 bucks a month
<Mud_Pandemonium> Are you under 20 Levin?
<+mim> i'd rather not live in a 4x4 box
<@Levin> free food
<@Levin> im 32
<@Levin> er
<@Levin> 23
<+mim> HAHAH
<+mim> LIES
<+mim> LIES
<@Levin> 23
<@Levin> FUCKERS
<@Levin> DIE MIM
<Mud_Pandemonium> 17?
<+mim> OMGRAWR'D
* @Levin hangs self
<@Levin> i was about to make fun of you
<@Duke_Grail> because i went back to school
<@Levin> for living with them
<@Levin> or something
<@Levin> but then i realized
<@Levin> i live with my parents
<@Levin> :/
<@Duke_Grail> i live by myself
<+mim> gg
<@Duke_Grail> haha
<@Duke_Grail> Levin Fail
<+mim> i;d still make fun of him
<@Levin> yeah
<+mim> and i live with my dad :
<@Levin> well
<@Levin> its like i could move out
<@Levin> but then i have to pay a shitload more money
<+mim> ya
<+mim> its like
<+mim> i could live in the dorms again
<+mim> but my dad lives 15 mins from campus
<+mim> so...
<@Levin> yeah
<@Levin> i pay like
<@Levin> 60 bucks a month
<Mud_Pandemonium> Are you under 20 Levin?
<+mim> i'd rather not live in a 4x4 box
<@Levin> free food
<@Levin> im 32
<@Levin> er
<@Levin> 23
<+mim> HAHAH
<+mim> LIES
<+mim> LIES
<@Levin> 23
<@Levin> FUCKERS
<@Levin> DIE MIM
<Mud_Pandemonium> 17?
<+mim> OMGRAWR'D
* @Levin hangs self
Piscis > finding your own safe spot by accident and realising that you've wasted the last 45 minutes: priceless
Rolo Tomasi > lol
Piscis > there are some things that isk can't buy, for everything else there is isk-transfer.
Vanarious Da'Insane > lol not as bad as me
Piscis > do tell
Vanarious Da'Insane > i found out the hard way that mega modulated beams (x5) are worth alot less in mineral form and standard mega beams wont sell for 20mil on the market :/
Argento Wolf > omg.....
Bettermine > you refined the wrong ones ? ..
TIMMY314 > ouch
Vanarious Da'Insane > note to self dont do reprocessing of loot while drunk and very tired
Vanarious Da'Insane > yep
Rolo Tomasi > lol
Piscis > there are some things that isk can't buy, for everything else there is isk-transfer.
Vanarious Da'Insane > lol not as bad as me
Piscis > do tell
Vanarious Da'Insane > i found out the hard way that mega modulated beams (x5) are worth alot less in mineral form and standard mega beams wont sell for 20mil on the market :/
Argento Wolf > omg.....
Bettermine > you refined the wrong ones ? ..
TIMMY314 > ouch
Vanarious Da'Insane > note to self dont do reprocessing of loot while drunk and very tired
Vanarious Da'Insane > yep
linqserver > i never buy ship what i cant afford