Gangus > speaking of livestock
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Camar > I was looking for that vexor though
Camar > Marion
Camar > Mostly cause....too much npc'ing is bad for the sanity lol
Abyss X > loooooool
Abyss X > i should stop so...
Chall Valleck > that it explains alot 0_o
Camar > And Marion looked like a very tempting target very close :)
Abyss X > you didn't prefer a nice girl in a cruiser ?
Camar > Dead girls don't say no ^^
Zoltar Torzoid > eew
Camar > Marion
Camar > Mostly cause....too much npc'ing is bad for the sanity lol
Abyss X > loooooool
Abyss X > i should stop so...
Chall Valleck > that it explains alot 0_o
Camar > And Marion looked like a very tempting target very close :)
Abyss X > you didn't prefer a nice girl in a cruiser ?
Camar > Dead girls don't say no ^^
Zoltar Torzoid > eew
Khai > ( | )
Goodwin > ASSCII?
Khai > YES
Goodwin > ASSCII?
Khai > YES
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Cmdr Sy > They were east european, they couldn't read the game documentation. Smacktalking through babelfish.
Skull HsC > we gonna start mining soon guys..... 8(
Daakkon > dsf
Daakkon > sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsgg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Daakkon > !!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!1
Daakkon > dsf
Daakkon > sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsgg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Daakkon > !!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!1
harding2 > your a pirate
JarikArmada > i'm not a pirate, just a well paid hero
JarikArmada > if you'd have paid, i'd have stopped killing you, and then i could have been YOUR hero
JarikArmada > i'm not a pirate, just a well paid hero
JarikArmada > if you'd have paid, i'd have stopped killing you, and then i could have been YOUR hero
Kartharos Klaw > good god man, how do you expect us to trust you ever again as our leader when you so stubbornly refuse to conform to racial stereotypes?
Pushtan > LMFAO!
Pushtan > LMFAO!
Onegai Oniisan > I have the distinct impression that this Vexor chasing me around lowsec is lieing to me when he says theres candy in his van...
Ravaun > Onegai-did he comment on how you got a purty mouf?
Onegai Oniisan > No but he did say he had roofie flavored icecream.
Ravaun > Oh yum ;)
Ravaun > Onegai-did he comment on how you got a purty mouf?
Onegai Oniisan > No but he did say he had roofie flavored icecream.
Ravaun > Oh yum ;)
DarkPhate Endovari > lol
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege