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Azia Burgi > hello corp!
Draygoniz > heya
Uticos > hi
Azia Burgi > what is everyone up to?
Valik Bane > Hello
Uticos > trying to figure out whats happening
Azia Burgi > you're currently being boarded by CONCORD officers looking for the illegal cargo you were smuggling...
Draygoniz > wow
Chiiane > naughty naughty
Draygoniz > contraband found
Azia Burgi > just pray they don't perform a cavity search on you
Draygoniz > lol
Azia Burgi > having 25 hardened space cops all shoving their arms up you isn't fun
Azia Burgi > unless of course you are into that kind of thing ;P

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Lucas Sator > i want to attack one of the patrol ships just to see how fast they would vaporize me
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround

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Christina Bamar > numbers, composition, and location?
Fugusha Kisai > alot, ships, that way.
Christina Bamar > how useful

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Daniel Jackson > we dident worry about spellignto much in highschiik
Daniel Jackson > they kinda just let it slide
Daniel Jackson > as long as teacher can understand it thell pass u
Lucian Alucard > and people wonder why the rest of the world thinks the majority of us are mildly retarded

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Kaosaur > ASCN doesn't use their Titan because CYVOK forgot where he put it. BoB didn't make a big deal about building their own Titan because they found CYVOK's.

#9428 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Black Ace > carrier???
Black Ace > where do you see a carrier?
Zamaphoid > i said crusier dammit :P

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Agricola Augusta > Hi there sergej
Sergej > heya
Agricola Augusta > I'm smoking today, got 7 killmails Smiley
Sergej > good for you:D
Agricola Augusta > those are just the final blows Wink Was on one where we got a Rapier.
Sergej > why not upload to killboard then?
Agricola Augusta > Did but it doesn't show pods and rookie ships Sad
Sergej > ahhh

#7906 + ( 20 ) -inappropriate?

Zaximus Lynch > Going to Jita is like looking at your sister's butt. You know you shouldn't, but you still do it once in a while, and most of the time you regret it.

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Nikolus Wrighte > unlike the usual story of i got my mum into eve
Nikolus Wrighte > she got me into eve
Nikolus Wrighte > infact i was once up late
Nikolus Wrighte > and she decided to play late
Nikolus Wrighte > instead of yelling at me to go to bed
Nikolus Wrighte > she tracked me down
Nikolus Wrighte > and podded me
Nikolus Wrighte > i was in a battlecruiser at the time
Nikolus Wrighte > in low sec ratting
Nikolus Wrighte > >_> imagine my suprise when my mother carrier start's locking me

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Drama Kirlan > /emote spanks Mike and carrys on
Drama Kirlan > Mike amour plates his ass :(
TheOmega > its a passive shield tank silly
Drama Kirlan > haha
Shikaku > passive shield tank? that would explain the sig radius

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